That would be a good response to this.

You're a whore?

I've got some dirty ideas.

Start the Barry Manilow, we've got some work to do.

Lots and lots of Shenanigans.

TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space, mate. It is essentially a spaceship. All TARDIS's are made with a device called a chameleon circuit. The doctor traveled to the 50's when things called Police Boxes were around. What they were isn't important, but the chameleon circuit makes it so the TARDIS can blend in. Upon entering the TARDIS, it is clear that the ship is "bigger on the inside". The Time Lords (the alien race of which the doctor is a part of) have a technology that allows machines and containers to hold larger amounts than it appears to be able to hold. I highly recommend the show, American or Euro. It's on netflix and there's plenty other places you can find it on the web. Check out the new series. Cheers

sorry, The only reason im saying this is because i recently watched a little show on the science of doctor who since i like science allot, not science fiction though that's why i don't like the show it'self. in the show i watched on the science behind Dr who stated that the tardis it's self never moves, it is fourth dimensionally tethered to the police box which is basically a door through space time that uses quantum fluxing to attach it's self to space it's self in order to move around, that is why there is no kind of exhaust on the exterior of the box.more over the police box would actually be full of whatever makes it able to do that, if you where to go up to the side of the box and shoot a hole through it it would be full of machinery all the way through there would be no interior to the box it's self the interior is somewhere else. maybe on those time lord's planets or somewhere in space.

ol' sexy has got a dick inside her

The TARDIS can fly.

well who's driving it? in this picture it looks too small for a timelord or human.

Bigger on the inside

there's stilii the problem of getting through the door.

*still

i literally just thought the same thing and had to delete my comment

after I made this comment, i scrolled down and realized I was not the first, by far. i was to lazy to do delete it though