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#84 - trollzorr (11/25/2012) [-]
speaking of drugs
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#82 - ednaeoj (11/25/2012) [-]
**ednaeoj rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at yes **
User avatar #78 - yunoknow (11/25/2012) [-]
i want what he's having.

nah, i don't even do drugs, just hopping on that "drugs are cool" bandwagon that is funnyjunk
User avatar #81 to #78 - rufless (11/25/2012) [-]
and half the world outside of your bubble.
#77 - WhatIsGwaning (11/25/2012) [-]
mfw this was on Dave last night :D
#75 - richnourishing (11/25/2012) [-]
High stories anyone? I'll start   
   
>be 16 first time with pot   
> before school early morning about 6:30   
>walking to the train station   
>planned everything out, found a secluded spot rolled it smoked it   
>everything seemed fine a little shaky on my feet but otherwise fine   
>manage to board train and walk to school,    
>no problems bit hazy though starting to  forget things   
>get  to school, deputy asks out of nowhere "what are you doing here?!"   
>think calmly, straight out say like it's nothing "school what else?"   
> she looks at me like I'm retarded   
>turns out it was 7PM and dark outside and I had no 						*******					 idea    
   
MFW
High stories anyone? I'll start

>be 16 first time with pot
> before school early morning about 6:30
>walking to the train station
>planned everything out, found a secluded spot rolled it smoked it
>everything seemed fine a little shaky on my feet but otherwise fine
>manage to board train and walk to school,
>no problems bit hazy though starting to forget things
>get to school, deputy asks out of nowhere "what are you doing here?!"
>think calmly, straight out say like it's nothing "school what else?"
> she looks at me like I'm retarded
>turns out it was 7PM and dark outside and I had no ******* idea

MFW


#114 to #75 - thisisagoodname (11/25/2012) [-]
Makes no sense. You weren't high until you were at the train station, meaning you knew what time it was before you started walking. lawyered
#108 to #75 - ilovesalad (11/25/2012) [-]
im high and that was the funniest thing ive ever read.
#99 to #75 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Well you get a gold star for trying.
#85 to #75 - jimbobji (11/25/2012) [-]
That was a terrible story.
User avatar #69 - thezillis (11/25/2012) [-]
apology for poor english

when were you when brock osama dies?

i was sat at home drinking milk when clintn ring

'brock is die'

'no'

'yes'

and you?????????????
#101 to #69 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm going to assume there's an underlying joke here I don't understand.
User avatar #110 to #101 - eddiethead (11/25/2012) [-]
I think he posted it in the wrong content, but it's supposed to be a *********** of grammar.
User avatar #112 to #110 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Thank you, now I gotta find that content.
#96 to #69 - kinglybotman (11/25/2012) [-]
Don't let the red thumbs hurt you. I understood your joke.
#76 to #69 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Brock Osama, I think we need a turban and a big beard on this dude. And can someone photoshop a few bombs on Geodudes and Onix bodies?
User avatar #65 - zombiemanic (11/25/2012) [-]
May i ask, who is this comedian?
User avatar #66 to #65 - snup (11/25/2012) [-]
Jon Richardson.
User avatar #72 to #66 - zombiemanic (11/25/2012) [-]
Thank you.
#63 - heathz (11/25/2012) [-]
**heathz rolled a random image posted in comment #1776452 at MLP Friendly Board ** how many yes
#58 - grimmwaters (11/25/2012) [-]
These marijuanas smell like blue..
#52 - breakfastlunch (11/25/2012) [-]
Be careful, I had a friend who injected 5 pots and inhaled 4 shrooms after overdosing on too many cocaines.
User avatar #73 to #52 - cupcakedevourer (11/25/2012) [-]
Did he have any marijuanas?
#44 - eggoman ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
he shouldn't have a problem scaling those stairs
#97 to #44 - kinglybotman (11/25/2012) [-]
That's right. Your thumbs only give me power!
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#50 to #44 - makethingsworse (11/25/2012) [-]
Good job, Carlos. That was pretty funny. Have a good day.
#42 - infinitereaper (11/25/2012) [-]
I like drugs because you still have the same problems you had before except now you can't get upstairs because they're made of fish.   
   
no seriously, drugs get a bad rep. Not all of them are that bad really.
I like drugs because you still have the same problems you had before except now you can't get upstairs because they're made of fish.

no seriously, drugs get a bad rep. Not all of them are that bad really.
#51 to #42 - fuckmyoldaccount (11/25/2012) [-]
When your using them to relax or have fun, they aren't.

When your being a coward and using them to get away from problems, you are an idiot and you will still have the problem, less money, (and possibly, depending on the drug) more problems.

You can use marijuana either way. Tell me you've never met someone who decided they'd rather smoke weed then look for a job or bring up their grades? Its the same thing. It doesn't matter if they're smoking weed or shooting heroin in their eyeball, they're still just running from problems.
User avatar #54 to #51 - infinitereaper (11/25/2012) [-]
And what about people who bury themselves in Television anime video games and the INTERNET.

Should those be illegal? Can wasted time, loss of physical health, productivity, and even running away from problems be considered self harm?

My point in a nutshell.
User avatar #71 to #54 - tkfourtwoone (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, at least for video games, there is a HUGE difference.

While weed/shrooms/alcohol/name the narcotic of your choice mostly impaires you and overstimulates your brain cells, giving you a somewhat forced break from reality (you'll be fully operational once the high/trip/hungover are done), video games, if anything, increase creativity, hand-to-eye coordination, reflexes, quick thinking etc etc etc.
Otherwise they wouldn't have (for instance) combat simulator games for the US Army to train on
There was once even a case when a Unreal Tournament player saved an old lady when street crossing thanks to his sharp reflexes (no ******** ).
The downside of video games, though, just like television is that most of the times your brain is forced-fed the visual & audio information, it's too busy processing them. Unlike a book when, upon reading, the brain subconsciously creates an image of the read text.

Themoreyouknow.jpg
#55 to #54 - fuckmyoldaccount (11/25/2012) [-]
Same concept. I never said it's illegal(Out of curiosity, are you a heavy pot smoker? They tend to jump to the conclusion if that if someone criticizes something, they want it to be illegal), I said its sad and cowardly.

I'm a libertarian, if people want to poison themselves for fun, let them. Its their choice, and therefore, their fault, when their lives get ruined. It doesn't effect me. I like video games more then the average person, but thats for fun. I don't hide in my video games. I know some people do, and that is their fault.
User avatar #53 to #51 - infinitereaper (11/25/2012) [-]
Some people drink caffeine. And there is always alcohol.

The point is society is retarded and people aught to be allowed to make their own choices.
#38 - rainbowbear ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
#87 to #38 - jdbbx (11/25/2012) [-]
A friend of mine told of a friend of his who took acid once and after half an hour everyone had his face.
User avatar #47 to #38 - imagnetsux (11/25/2012) [-]
ladies and gentleman, my paper on the greatful dead and the dragon on the roof
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User avatar #32 - occamsrazor (11/25/2012) [-]
You might have the same problems but you don't ******* know that when everything's made of fish
User avatar #22 - suckcarsonandsee (11/25/2012) [-]
b carful wen U do drugs do, my frend injected mor den 6 marijunas and she dide, I cry erytime i tink about it
User avatar #25 to #22 - mrchunkyperiod (11/25/2012) [-]
i keep getting really confused when i see your comments because of your profile picture
User avatar #26 to #25 - suckcarsonandsee (11/25/2012) [-]
I just thought the same exact thing when I saw your comment, I thought someone hacked my account for a second haha
User avatar #27 to #26 - mrchunkyperiod (11/25/2012) [-]
"i'm too young for alzheimer's"
#21 - haxorman (11/25/2012) [-]
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