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#111 - manirock (11/25/2012) [-]
But will they blend?
#145 to #110 - darkjustifier (11/25/2012) [-]
I'll use a can opener.
#134 to #110 - avatarsarefornoobs ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Good God its an abomination
Good God its an abomination
#100 - WhatIsGwaning (11/25/2012) [-]
That's what happened to me when I used a microwavable plate
#105 to #100 - yunochan (11/25/2012) [-]
Hmm. I have those same plates...   
   
They did the same thing...   
   
Somethings not right here.
Hmm. I have those same plates...

They did the same thing...

Somethings not right here.
User avatar #99 - yunoknow (11/25/2012) [-]
your china is apparently made in china.
#97 - mrsfitz (11/25/2012) [-]
when I was like two years old I microwaved a cat ( **** you not) it was only in there for like a min. before someone noticed it was in there. I'm not sure why I even did it but my parents assumed that it was because i had just watched gremlins.
User avatar #106 to #97 - improbablyyourdad (11/25/2012) [-]
What happened to the cat?
#107 to #106 - mrsfitz (11/25/2012) [-]
somebody let it out and it ran around if a couple of circles and then ran out the door, at least that's the way my dad tells it.
User avatar #108 to #107 - improbablyyourdad (11/25/2012) [-]
I put a mouse in the microwave and smoke came out of its ears and died.... That's weird.
#109 to #108 - mrsfitz (11/25/2012) [-]
i remember it panting a lot as it was running around
#98 to #97 - dramakid (11/25/2012) [-]
Surprise! You are retarded!
#101 to #98 - mrsfitz (11/25/2012) [-]
you can believe I'm lying if you want. It's actually one of the first things my dad tell's my friends.
User avatar #102 to #101 - dramakid (11/25/2012) [-]
Nah, you didn't lie. You are just metally retarded. A bit. But don't get angry, these people like you are rare!
#103 to #102 - mrsfitz (11/25/2012) [-]
neither actually.
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-6
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#79 - fuckyosixtyminutes (11/25/2012) [-]
And thus, a legend was born.
User avatar #88 to #79 - pulluspardus (11/25/2012) [-]
the original huehuehueuhuehuehuehue

www.youtube.com/watch?v=03L_ZTbKiRc
#78 - dlwnsgur (11/25/2012) [-]
**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #249 at HA. ** my noodles
User avatar #82 to #78 - optimistchime (11/25/2012) [-]
More like my noodle...in her ****** ...
#74 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #77 to #74 - anaphase (11/25/2012) [-]
Been there, man
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#71 - bornofharvest (11/25/2012) [-]
**bornofharvest rolled a random image posted in comment #1960695 at MLP Friendly Board ** This is what my sack looks like.
**bornofharvest rolled a random image posted in comment #1960695 at MLP Friendly Board ** This is what my sack looks like.
#70 - luckass (11/25/2012) [-]
damn chinese food...
User avatar #66 - zhaffy (11/25/2012) [-]
I guess those were Wan-ton noodles. . . . .
User avatar #131 to #66 - jumba (11/25/2012) [-]
SHOW YOUR FACE CARLOS WE KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU LITTLE ****
User avatar #188 to #131 - zhaffy (11/26/2012) [-]
Who is Carlos... I'm not carlos...
#64 - negr (11/25/2012) [-]
it didnt break because of the noodles, it broke because he microwaved china which is not microwave safe. the plate expanded and cracked. SCIENCE
#52 - slenderize (11/25/2012) [-]
**slenderize rolled a random image posted in comment #1796010 at MLP Brony Board ** what I tried to microwave
#93 to #52 - taye (11/25/2012) [-]
**taye rolled a random image posted in comment #96736 at Ponyville ** what I microwave
#84 to #52 - optimistchime (11/25/2012) [-]
**optimistchime rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Amazing tribal eeveelutions tattoo ** What I microwave
#76 to #52 - blurpleman (11/25/2012) [-]
**blurpleman rolled a random image posted in comment #1808044 at MLP Friendly Board **
What I microwave
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#67 to #52 - dritz (11/25/2012) [-]
**dritz rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Prego ** what i microwave
#59 to #52 - imagnetsux ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #463 at Roses are red ** what i microwave
#65 to #59 - cartrman (11/25/2012) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Great **
What I microwave.
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User avatar #47 - tredbear (11/25/2012) [-]
[10:23:54 PM] rhyan (spongebob379): suck my duck bitch ass ***** ass niger while I leave a huge snail trail all over your mother fat ass ass
#35 - herpaherp (11/25/2012) [-]
looks like china's sick of your ****
User avatar #91 to #35 - kaytyn (11/25/2012) [-]
Seriously?
Dude...
Those are some SOUPer noodles.
#87 to #35 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#81 to #35 - funnyjunkforlife (11/25/2012) [-]
****					 YOU   
IM TELLING kim jong
**** YOU
IM TELLING kim jong
#61 to #35 - upunkpunk (11/25/2012) [-]
Carlos, do I have to rape you again?
User avatar #55 to #35 - rainbowserpent (11/25/2012) [-]
look's like we're sick of your **** .
Fukken Carlos.
User avatar #54 to #35 - secondtimearound (11/25/2012) [-]
and i thought MY jokes were bad.gif
#39 to #35 - mrhiphopdancer (11/25/2012) [-]
**mrhiphopdancer rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!! ** getting real tired of your 						****					 carlos
**mrhiphopdancer rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!! ** getting real tired of your **** carlos
#38 to #35 - envinite ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
#69 to #38 - heeveejeevees (11/25/2012) [-]
Lilly is best waifu
User avatar #40 to #38 - joekooldash (11/25/2012) [-]
what visual novel is that from? can i get a link to it?
#43 to #40 - cuntry (11/25/2012) [-]
katawa-shoujo.com/   
   
Katawa Shoujo. It is a great novel to read and is really really well written. It will make you cry. If you don't want any adult situations you can turn off nsfw, though I kept it on because it isn't too bad and it helps the story move along,
katawa-shoujo.com/

Katawa Shoujo. It is a great novel to read and is really really well written. It will make you cry. If you don't want any adult situations you can turn off nsfw, though I kept it on because it isn't too bad and it helps the story move along,
User avatar #95 to #43 - ButtonFly ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
I've heard about this for a long time but only just decided to download it. I dunno why but you somehow convinced me to give it a go just to see what all the fuss is about.
I'm only up to the part when Hisao is in the hospital in the very beginning but I have to stop playing. Just that part of the story is hitting too close to home for me and it's making my heart hurt from the bad memories.
Anyway, thanks for somehow convincing a random stranger to play this game. It made for an interesting five minutes.
User avatar #165 to #95 - cuntry (11/25/2012) [-]
Continue on my friend! It will teach you the value of life! It gets better if you push on. Please, just give it a chance. You will really fall in love with the game.
User avatar #172 to #165 - ButtonFly ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
No, I didn't like it. I was once stuck in a hospital for a year and had my whole life as I knew it ripped away from me and all the doctors had to tell me to adapt to my "disability" before finally releasing me and giving me a thousand different prescriptions that I had to sort out. His story is far too similar and it hit me in a very sore spot. It's just not for me.
At least you convinced me to give it a shot, maybe I'll try it again when I'm in a less of a fragile state of mind.
User avatar #177 to #172 - cuntry (11/26/2012) [-]
OH **** ! Dude, sorry I made you, but if you read the story and go for Emi, you would not look at the hospital bad anymore. It will give your life a new perspective and will maybe even grant closure. Hanako will not though, but anyway. Try to the read the story and it may even be a sort of therapy for you.
User avatar #179 to #177 - ButtonFly ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
You didn't make me do anything, I was curious of this game for a long time what with all the hype it's been getting.
I'm leaving it in my computer and I'll try to get back to it once I figure out whatever baggage I personally have. I'll be sure to avoid Hanako though.
Still, a lot of people always talk about how much this game makes them "feel" and I'll admit, it did certainly make me feel.
Anyway, thanks.
User avatar #181 to #179 - cuntry (11/26/2012) [-]
No problem. And don't ditch Hanako, but when you play her route, or any route, remember it is a game. The creators actually wanted characters to relate to the readers via their active traits or personal history. I actually relate a lot to Misha (except for certain parts) and you relate to Hisao. The authors did great, and you shouldn't feel victimized or attacked by the relation.
User avatar #184 to #181 - ButtonFly ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
Oh I don't feel like that at all. I was just caught off guard but the similarity between our stories. I just understood far too much of what he was going through at that exact moment that I just couldn't deal with it. It made all those old feelings rush back, y'know? That's why I have intentions to go back when I'm in a little less of a delicate state. I know what this story is now and once I can wrap my head around it I'll get back into the game.
User avatar #185 to #184 - cuntry (11/26/2012) [-]
But the positive story he has will help bring you out of the delicate state. He also faces moments in the story where he must face the realization of what happens, but he also becomes thankful for what he has. I believe you can beat this! And the soundtrack is beautiful all the way through.
User avatar #90 to #43 - amidgetwalrus (11/25/2012) [-]
Anyone have non-torrent?
I cant get torrent at this time,so if somoene could get me a dropbox of the full version i'd owe you one.
User avatar #166 to #90 - cuntry (11/25/2012) [-]
katawa-shoujo.com/

There is a download there! :D
User avatar #174 to #166 - amidgetwalrus (11/26/2012) [-]
The full version is torrent only.Could you perhaps torrent it and send me a dropbox link to it?
#187 to #174 - cuntry (11/26/2012) [-]
www.dropbox.com/sh/5986ikee7mrz203/DFouLwYrRD

Here is the game

www.dropbox.com/sh/rox83ctwqqpyea2/3WFclttqHG

Here is the soundtrack. Trust me, you are gonna want this.
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User avatar #60 to #43 - salivarocker (11/25/2012) [-]
So how do you go about with this thing? This will be my first visual novel, any advice?
#62 to #60 - cuntry (11/25/2012) [-]
I heard of it from a post similar to this, and played it. I usually hate visual novels like this (dating sim like) yet this one had a happier overtone. Each decision you make matters and every character is different. You WILL end up laughing too much and then crying and then wanting to become a healthier, smarter, and in shape person because of it. It is magnificent.
I heard of it from a post similar to this, and played it. I usually hate visual novels like this (dating sim like) yet this one had a happier overtone. Each decision you make matters and every character is different. You WILL end up laughing too much and then crying and then wanting to become a healthier, smarter, and in shape person because of it. It is magnificent.
#86 to #62 - salivarocker (11/25/2012) [-]
.... Does it always end the same?
Cause if it does, that's ****** sad man...
User avatar #167 to #86 - cuntry (11/25/2012) [-]
No, it has many endings! Just don't reject all the girls... or you die...while another dude is coming on to you. So don't die! :D
User avatar #168 to #167 - salivarocker (11/25/2012) [-]
yeah, i tried to go after hanako and nothing happened so i kinda died during the festival.
#169 to #168 - cuntry (11/25/2012) [-]
You didn't get in well enough with her. Try going to the library more, reading books, and defending Lily. Hang out with them at lunch and try to do everything that she would like!   
   
   
Random gif for you to have
You didn't get in well enough with her. Try going to the library more, reading books, and defending Lily. Hang out with them at lunch and try to do everything that she would like!


Random gif for you to have
User avatar #176 to #169 - joekooldash (11/26/2012) [-]
tried that, but theres little opportunity, can you post some of the choices you have to make to get there?
User avatar #182 to #176 - cuntry (11/26/2012) [-]
Did you see the pic? I had to give the web address because the file was too large for the comments.
#178 to #176 - cuntry (11/26/2012) [-]
I haven't done rin yet, but have heard a lot. Here is a flow chart for the game though.

http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=KatawaShoujoFlowchartv24.png
User avatar #183 to #178 - joekooldash (11/26/2012) [-]
nah, that would be too easy, i just want a few key choices early on that lead to her.
User avatar #170 to #169 - salivarocker (11/25/2012) [-]
It seems with my latest restart I'm being around Rin more than anyone. I haven't run into Shizune or Misha in a while, quite weird.
User avatar #171 to #170 - cuntry (11/25/2012) [-]
Ok, Rin's is like a ******* defusing a bomb that has a masterlock nuclear atomic core and all you have is a spoon and all the wires are blue. Tred carefully comrade.
User avatar #189 to #171 - salivarocker (11/27/2012) [-]
You were not kidding in the ******* least about Rin, holy **** man. It's more of trying to split atoms with a ******* elephant that's been given heaps of LSD.
User avatar #175 to #171 - joekooldash (11/26/2012) [-]
lol, thats what i thought, i got eri on my first try, even though I was going for Hanako, i tried for hanako again only to end up getting drunk with kenji and dying lol.
User avatar #63 to #62 - salivarocker (11/25/2012) [-]
Alright, we'll see how it goes.
User avatar #58 to #43 - killerliquid ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
Entry-level novel with medium length, nonetheless great indeed.
User avatar #44 to #43 - joekooldash (11/25/2012) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #51 to #44 - ironsoul ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
go for the fap, stay for the feels.
User avatar #45 to #44 - cuntry (11/25/2012) [-]
Anytime my friend, anytime
#34 - potatotown (11/25/2012) [-]
this was exactly my face when i saw this post
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