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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #58 - trojanmannn
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(11/25/2012) [-]
admitted it was a repost. 'spect.
User avatar #57 - thatonetyler
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pretty damn good fake or not, it was worth the read
#54 - damnthatwasgood
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100000/10 Would read again.
#53 - themanwithnoplan
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Comment Picture
User avatar #52 - theist
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been reposted like literally a hundred times, but it's one of my favorite posts of all time, so thumbs up
User avatar #46 - jacklane
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FAKE!!! But I never heard this before so I thumbed :)
User avatar #45 - ocelot
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and you left the poor cop with a mountain range of paperwork to do....
#62 to #45 - SomeBodyy
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Aww, he has to do his job.
Aww, he has to do his job.
#44 - inuar
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bitch deserved it
#42 - ogloko
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(11/25/2012) [-]
funnyjunk:
1. "huuuurrrr duuurrr, me want OC!!"
2. *flips out about anything that "misuses" a meme
3. ?????
4. reddit is gay
User avatar #56 to #42 - HarvietheDinkle
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So how does this relate to the content?
#38 - qpalzmmzlapq
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how did you know her name was ethel?
User avatar #64 to #38 - rel
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In reference to Ethel Merman, an annoying, slightly overweight motherly type who starred in Broadway shows such as Gypsy (very well known for her role as Mama Rose) and Anything Goes (as Reno Sweeney). She only got more overweight as she got older.
But I'm sure this is referencing the annoying, overbearing part that got Ethel Merman known for Mama Rose.
#36 - anon id: a5ccc4df
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(11/25/2012) [-]
op is a dick sucking faggot
#51 to #36 - alawabidingcitizen
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User avatar #40 to #36 - drkilliwiggles
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Shut up Ethel
User avatar #31 - brettyoke
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I thought it was a meh, then I saw the misued meme at the end, so I thumbed down.

**** you my story is cool.
User avatar #33 to #31 - daedrakiller
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It wasn't misused, it just wasn't necessary.
User avatar #34 to #33 - brettyoke
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>Y U MESS WITH ME

That is the "Y U NO" meme, not the "Y U".
#37 to #34 - Battledogg
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Would Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE have been acceptable?
User avatar #39 to #37 - brettyoke
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Yes.
User avatar #35 to #34 - daedrakiller
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Oh gotcha.
#30 - scorpiom
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#29 - anon id: 0ee06e37
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So she's just walking and did something wrong, but she gets demerit points on her driving license for walking?

Next thing you tell me is that the court of law will take away her privilege to the snack buffet after she pays her fine
#28 - IrishRovre
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(11/25/2012) [-]
One thing i love about studying law is knowing exactly where i stand.
#27 - atoaster
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User avatar #24 - zenbass
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You were driving behind the guy in the truck...then you were the guy in the truck...


wat.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mikek
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It literally say he was driving a mustang......
User avatar #26 to #25 - zenbass
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Wow...I read it entirely incorrectly. Now I feel silly like a jackass.
#23 - tariv
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YFW
#22 - Sechuban
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This is my favorite story going around the internet, I loved it the first time I read it, and it still makes me smirk a bit today.
#21 - Macbeth
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Im going to become a law student so I can be a passive aggressive asshole with no money because my job is becoming far less needed.

Computer science master race.
User avatar #80 to #21 - swalshy
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Mining and Explosive engineers are the master race.. 4 years college, starting salary $65,000+ and a free car.
#82 to #80 - Macbeth
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**** australia. The only place you get those kinds of deals out the door.
User avatar #91 to #82 - swalshy
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I'm in New Mexico dude and I live in Chicago
User avatar #102 to #91 - Macbeth
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Meh. You can be anywhere with CS. Still cool though
#32 to #21 - internetbridgetrol
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Too bad there are 100 million Computer Scientists.

Electrical and/or Civil Engineering TRUE MASTER RACE
User avatar #59 to #32 - gtk
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While Civil is needed they are among the least paid engineers.. and I personally found my civil internship very boring, Mechanical is far supiorer!
#41 to #32 - Macbeth
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[Citation needed]

Computer science is the real master race. EE and CE is meh.
#43 to #41 - killerjhtwo
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Mechanical/manufacturing engineering is the true master race because without it, none of this **** would get built.
User avatar #50 to #43 - therealslim
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HVACR is master race
#49 to #43 - Macbeth
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Just because you need something to make another does not make it master race.
Chinese factory worker > walmart CFO?

Not so.
#48 to #43 - foelkera
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(11/25/2012) [-]
UNEMPLOYED AND NO FORMAL EDUCATION MASTER RACE
#55 to #48 - exclamation
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**** this area in particular master race