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#166 - hankeypankey (11/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #143 - furryflava (11/25/2012) [-]
and im just sitting here,masturbating
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User avatar #128 - lavitts (11/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

-- Introibo ad altare Dei.

Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely:

-- Come up, Kinch. Come up, you fearful jesuit.

Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding country and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak...
User avatar #129 to #128 - HOLYCARP (11/25/2012) [-]
what book is that? gutgling jews and such.
#125 - playcolt (11/25/2012) [-]
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Getting paid to have sex with strangers, that's cool.
#113 - haziri (11/25/2012) [-]
I have a pretty low exchange rate...
#109 - aekashiraki (11/25/2012) [-]
Now to tell everyone what I did today.
Okay, so like usual, I wake up at 5am, fix my hair, take a shower and all that other stuff. So while I was taking a shower, I saw a spider drowning below me, being sucked by the drain. I just watched and watched until he finally fell in, and I felt kind of bad.
Okay, I'll just stop here.
#108 - vladhellsing (11/25/2012) [-]
Yep. Some serious **** .
#99 - patriotprideboy (11/25/2012) [-]
**patriotprideboy rolled a random image posted in comment #1830446 at MLP Brony Board ** What OP exchanges for a day of his life.
User avatar #91 - holycrapimacupcake (11/25/2012) [-]
So my days of being a therapist to my friends meant something?!
#72 - buthow (11/25/2012) [-]
I guess wasting away on the internet is important. Please help, it's been a week and I'm getting low on chips and my pop is depleted. Don't ask about how I use the bathroom.
#63 - sillywall (11/25/2012) [-]
**sillywall rolled a random image posted in comment #343343 at Anime & Manga ** That's a nice thought. Hope the picture is relevant.
User avatar #62 - kikiloloso (11/25/2012) [-]
This is not facebook.
#12 - omid (11/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**omid rolled a random image posted in comment #1795491 at MLP Friendly Board ** What I do with my life.
#68 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
r*e* what i trade a day of my life for
#60 - anonymous (11/25/2012) [-]
This quote says little about how to live our lives because what we choose to perceive as "important" is arbitrary. It could be spending time with our family. It could be finding a cure for syphilis. It could be browsing Funnyjunk for a laugh you need. Exchange your life however you want.
User avatar #29 - xgeneration ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
So basically I've been repeating my life?
#23 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
13 hour New Vegas marathon
#19 - notmadguy (11/24/2012) [-]
and this is super gay.
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