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#73 - manicos
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User avatar #75 to #73 - manicos
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**** i got it upside down
User avatar #82 to #75 - heartlessrobot
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I just thought you were from Australia.
User avatar #87 to #82 - manicos
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But what if i am from Australia, and i said that to accommodate the rest of the world?
#88 to #87 - heartlessrobot
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#84 to #73 - lnyanchl
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FJ Editor skillz
User avatar #128 - lavitts
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STATELY, PLUMP BUCK MULLIGAN CAME FROM THE STAIRHEAD, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

-- Introibo ad altare Dei.

Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely:

-- Come up, Kinch. Come up, you fearful jesuit.

Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding country and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak...
User avatar #129 to #128 - HOLYCARP
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what book is that? gutgling jews and such.
User avatar #150 to #129 - lavitts
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Oh a little light read called Ulysses.
You could breeze through it in an afternoon.
Trust me.
User avatar #61 - subaqueousreach
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Well for the next few weeks I'll be getting up at 1AM ensuring people get all the stuff they ordered online for the Christmas season.

I like to pretend I'm one of Santa's elves, loading his sleigh to deliver gifts to everyone.
User avatar #64 to #61 - thegirlyoudespise
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delivery person?
User avatar #66 to #64 - subaqueousreach
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Pre-loader, I put the packages on the trucks.
User avatar #67 to #66 - thegirlyoudespise
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Oh man. That must be rough this time of year. Sorry for all the hard work, bro.
User avatar #71 to #67 - subaqueousreach
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It's only hard when people decide to order furniture or treadmills( you wouldn't believe how many people order treadmills =/ ). That **** gets heavy.

Thanks though =D
#74 to #71 - thefjmonsterr
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I love you, bro
#111 - DisturbedBlake
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User avatar #92 - TardytheTurtle
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I would say I spent today well enough
got to have my thanksgiving today
spent a lot of time with my girlfriend
my family likes her
her family likes me
life is great now
inb4 OP is a fag
inb4 OP having girlfriend is fake
inb4 OP can't inb4
#5 - deitysugar
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Virtue's last reward! Woohoo!
#159 - dlwnsgur
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**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #1514531 at Item Discussion ** what i did today
#147 - evantheboss
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#123 - lavitts
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#121 - ronnywillkillyou
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**ronnywillkillyou rolls 78** How many ***** do i give funnyjunk?
#122 to #121 - ronnywillkillyou
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I give exactly 78 *****.
#124 to #121 - anon id: 2a323dca
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**anonymous rolls 20**

I give absolutely 0,0 *****.
#119 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account**
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#157 to #119 - raigen
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**raigen rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Suprise ** What I did.
#98 - patriotprideboy
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#89 - Kittehh
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All of my days have been wasted...
#68 - anon id: 1beab159
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r*e* what i trade a day of my life for
User avatar #59 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I climbed a bunch of limestone cliffs with my dad. It was terrifying, but I think it was a good use of my day.
User avatar #57 - greenpyro
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Today I am sitting here reading this.....
User avatar #54 - secretlywheatbread
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I broke up with my significant other.
#55 to #54 - canaritaugemileo **User deleted account**
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User avatar #56 to #55 - secretlywheatbread
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No, I'm a female.
#52 - phanact
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"The truth is the truth. All you can do is live with it"

This is something I always follow. It seems that a lot of people today can't face up to their mistakes or their own shortcomings and always spend their time pointing out the flaws in others.

It is a really mature action if someone can fess up to their own mistakes.

I guess my point is, why lie? If its true, its true. Nothing can change it and you have to live with it
#51 - exoticfarmer
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No ****.
No ****.
#46 - doctorlean **User deleted account**
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