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#8 - crossaim
Reply +11
(11/24/2012) [-]
37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me
A spell where when I'm talkin' I'm singin' it with glee.
When you're always singin' you have to live alone
That's why I made this mountain shack my home.

When you're on the mountain, there's lots to be a'feared
That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared!

Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You have one life, so handle it with care!

I got horns that open bottles,
And I got horns that hold my keys,
I got horns that when you turn 'em right,
they help me watch TV.
I got horns that open pickle jars,
And horns that come with hair,
I got horns that hang my other horns -
I always come prepared.
#9 to #8 - crossaim
Reply +7
(11/24/2012) [-]
Be prepared, be prepared,
This lesson must be shared,
This lesson must be shared,
Be prepared!
Be prepared, be prepared,
And unless you got a spare,
You have one life, so handle it with care!

Yeeeheeeee!
Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times!

Ooooooh, an avalanche is comin' and I do not feel prepared,
It's rumblin' like a mountain lion - I must say that I'm scared,
And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear just how I scream,
But since I'm only singin',
I'll just yodel 'til we're creamed!
#7 - crazyconka
Reply +4
(11/24/2012) [-]
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#6 - deluxedaddyrg
Reply +8
(11/24/2012) [-]
Legend has it, that when a goats horns get so long and the tips finally meet in the middle (because they naturally spiral inward) a portal is opened and the great goat king Olafmastasa Bon-QueQue takes the goat to his own dimension
#5 - roflstorm
Reply +47
(11/24/2012) [-]
Well ya came to the right gooaaat!
#14 to #5 - nefarian
Reply 0
(11/25/2012) [-]
Was my favorite part of the movie
#4 - ademan
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
ive seen this goat before from somewhere on tv
#3 - invisibleninjadude
Reply 0
(11/24/2012) [-]
That goat looks like the devil
#2 - revisandbutthead
Reply +18
(11/24/2012) [-]
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