I've always been worried that if I get into a long standing relationship at a youg age, I'll get odd sexual tendencies. I have this recurring nightmare where I'm with this girl and we've had a nce night and everything and we're at hers and everything's all romantic and sexy. And then she starts taking off her clothes seductive and I strip down to my pink socks and get out the micky mouse ears and the hungry-hungry hippos. And then she'll look at me almost shocked and say, "what are you doing?", and I'll say. "Well... we're gonna have sex, right?". And she'll say "Well, just put all that stuff down and just.... *touch* me". "Touch you...? ...What, before you pissed in the hippos?"

The first time I read that I thought he had 5 boners. Man, there's something wrong with me.

**aludin rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at campfire ** My sexual fantasy

**SunshineCabbage rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I thought this meant something different ** My sexual fantasy

My sexual fantasy would be when people stop reposting. My boner is so dead now :(

**daniboyi rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at do you got the balls? **
My fantasy.

Might come in handy for interesting stories.

kinky

**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at I have no idea what im doing ** my fantasy

That was so hot

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