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User avatar #118 - reallynotdashie (11/24/2012) [-]
I've always been worried that if I get into a long standing relationship at a youg age, I'll get odd sexual tendencies. I have this recurring nightmare where I'm with this girl and we've had a nce night and everything and we're at hers and everything's all romantic and sexy. And then she starts taking off her clothes seductive and I strip down to my pink socks and get out the micky mouse ears and the hungry-hungry hippos. And then she'll look at me almost shocked and say, "what are you doing?", and I'll say. "Well... we're gonna have sex, right?". And she'll say "Well, just put all that stuff down and just.... *touch* me". "Touch you...? ...What, before you pissed in the hippos?"
User avatar #129 to #118 - Hreidmar ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
Another fan of Tim Minchin, huh?
#121 to #118 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
...i don't understand what i just read, but i can only imagine that it was sexy as **** .
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User avatar #116 - kuraithevision (11/24/2012) [-]
The first time I read that I thought he had 5 boners. Man, there's something wrong with me.
#115 - aludin (11/24/2012) [-]
**aludin rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at campfire ** My sexual fantasy
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#107 - SunshineCabbage (11/24/2012) [-]
**SunshineCabbage rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I thought this meant something different ** My sexual fantasy
**SunshineCabbage rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at I thought this meant something different ** My sexual fantasy
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#100 - DAulet (11/24/2012) [-]
My sexual fantasy would be when people stop reposting. My boner is so dead now :(
#97 - daniboyi (11/24/2012) [-]
**daniboyi rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at do you got the balls? **
My fantasy.
User avatar #98 to #91 - spoonsnatcher (11/24/2012) [-]
this has been reposted 3 times on this page already
#167 to #98 - sathrax (11/25/2012) [-]
I looked at 3 comments, didn't see it, and posted it.
Sides, does it really seem like fj cares about reposts?
#90 - sillyb (11/24/2012) [-]
Might come in handy for interesting stories.
#94 to #90 - macrohunter (11/24/2012) [-]
Thank ye kindly.
#89 - anonmos ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
kinky
kinky
#77 - followtheworms (11/24/2012) [-]
**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at I have no idea what im doing ** my fantasy
**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at I have no idea what im doing ** my fantasy
#111 to #77 - tehphire (11/24/2012) [-]
**tehphire rolled a random image posted in comment #1823798 at MLP Brony Board ** my fantasy
#103 to #77 - BillyRyanRaiders (11/24/2012) [-]
**BillyRyanRaiders rolled a random image posted in comment #1612723 at Item Discussion ** mine
#84 to #77 - dobbyisafreeelf (11/24/2012) [-]
**dobbyisafreeelf rolled a random image posted in comment #1713215 at MLP Brony Board ** mine
**dobbyisafreeelf rolled a random image posted in comment #1713215 at MLP Brony Board ** mine
#83 to #77 - andnowducks (11/24/2012) [-]
**andnowducks rolled a random image posted in comment #1725849 at MLP Friendly Board ** mine
#74 - tiktik (11/24/2012) [-]
That was so hot
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#85 to #61 - andnowducks (11/24/2012) [-]
YFW after all that
YFW after all that
#47 - blacklather (11/24/2012) [-]
so many.....
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