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User avatar #56 - lolmonade (11/24/2012) [-]
In israel:
Kids: thank you
Teens: .....
Adults: thanks
Olad people: (what op said)
User avatar #74 to #56 - switchblayde (11/24/2012) [-]
In Iraq:
Kids: *BOOM!*
Teens: ALLAHU AKBAR! *BOOM*
Adults: ALLAHU AKBAR! *BOOM!*
Old people: *in arabic* thank you,young man. *BOOM!*

To hell I go...
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User avatar #47 - mrchrisrawks (11/24/2012) [-]
British Version: Cheers.
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User avatar #43 - xgrandmoffx (11/24/2012) [-]
9/10 would play bingo with.
#41 - leyhoooo (11/24/2012) [-]
"Heey, i guess they are right. Senior citizen are the slow, and dangerous behind a wheel. Can still serve a purpose."

#42 to #41 - leyhoooo (11/24/2012) [-]
"I'll be right back, don't you go dieing on me!"
#40 - AnAnon (11/24/2012) [-]
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#39 - megustaboss (11/24/2012) [-]
in my country
#53 to #39 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
Is that country USA?
User avatar #48 to #39 - thederpestest ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
I'd punch that kid if he said that to me when I was holding up a door for him.
User avatar #108 to #48 - wolfmango (11/24/2012) [-]
what you have to do is slam the door you opened for them in their face and stop them from opening it until they ask for your help
User avatar #38 - douevensax (11/24/2012) [-]
I don't always hold the door open, but when I do...


I'm holding it open for the entire population of MA.
User avatar #37 - victoryismine (11/24/2012) [-]
I have never once had a teenager thank me for holding a door open for them.
+1
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#73 to #44 - victoryismine (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm not.   
   
   
Take this sexy gif to prove my innocence.
I'm not.


Take this sexy gif to prove my innocence.
User avatar #31 - jibb (11/24/2012) [-]
Teenagers don't give a **** .
Scum of earth.
User avatar #35 to #31 - braddlesxp (11/24/2012) [-]
he said thanks, the **** are you expecting from holding a goddamm door open.

"HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW! I LOVE YOUR ACNE, JIBB FROM FUNNYJUNK"
User avatar #113 to #35 - jibb (11/24/2012) [-]
What the **** , I mean in real life, dickhead.
Wow, lot of ingorant teenagers here.
User avatar #163 to #113 - braddlesxp (11/24/2012) [-]
i meant in real life too
User avatar #51 to #35 - jibbernut (11/24/2012) [-]
This man has ashamed the Jibb community
#32 to #31 - angeredsasuke (11/24/2012) [-]
Sad, but true.
User avatar #33 to #32 - angeredsasuke (11/24/2012) [-]
(Most)
User avatar #30 - Sunburn (11/24/2012) [-]
Yep, it's story time.

So I was going back inside the school after a fire drill and decided what the hell, I'll be polite. So I hold open the door. As hundreds of people are filing in the door, this bitch walks up and says "I don't need a man like you to hold open the door!" and proceeds to punch me in the shoulder. So when she finally decided to walk inside, I slammed the door on her ass.

I don't understand why people do the stupid things they do. But they shouldn't injure people trying to do even slightly polite things.
User avatar #50 to #30 - thederpestest ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
You did the right thing. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
#28 - angelious (11/24/2012) [-]
in finland:   
   
everybody: the 						****					 you doing?
in finland:

everybody: the **** you doing?
User avatar #55 to #28 - lolmonade (11/24/2012) [-]
Aren't people in finland nice?
#60 to #55 - anonymous (11/24/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #27 - Casman (11/24/2012) [-]
Wisdom comes with age
User avatar #26 - kirkbot (11/24/2012) [-]
girls: omg, perv !
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User avatar #49 to #45 - kirkbot (11/24/2012) [-]
why am I the incompetent, when I am just holding a ******* door, not even trying to flirt or anything and get called a pervert?
Obviously the girls are incompetent with me
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#24 - tonttu (11/24/2012) [-]
This happened at work one day.   
This one old lady one day was comming up from the stairs and I was going down. Because they were spiral shaped stairs, the other side is more narrow that the other. So I  nicely went to the narrow side, while holding heavy boxes. Then the old lady stops, and I say: "Go ahead". And then she says.   
"YOU MUST LET ME PASS, I MUST HOLD ON THE RAILING. MOVE ASSIDE!"   
   
I was pretty confused.    
So she went up to the office. And later when I came back, the old lady was yelling at this one woman who works in there.   
Old lady: I WILL NOT PAY THE BILLS, I HAVE PAID THEM.   
Woman: Ok, let's just print out the bills and watch what we can do.   
Old lady: I WILL NOT WAIT HERE AND STAND, MY FEET ARE GETTING SORE.   
Woman. Well you can sit down.   
OL: NO, I WILL NOT SIT DOWN BCAUSE I HAVE PAID.   
Woman: Well, lets just see what we can...   
The old woman leaves in the middle of the confersation.   
OL: I'll MAKE A POLICE REPORT IF YOU TRY TO BILL ME AGAIN.   
MFW
This happened at work one day.
This one old lady one day was comming up from the stairs and I was going down. Because they were spiral shaped stairs, the other side is more narrow that the other. So I nicely went to the narrow side, while holding heavy boxes. Then the old lady stops, and I say: "Go ahead". And then she says.
"YOU MUST LET ME PASS, I MUST HOLD ON THE RAILING. MOVE ASSIDE!"

I was pretty confused.
So she went up to the office. And later when I came back, the old lady was yelling at this one woman who works in there.
Old lady: I WILL NOT PAY THE BILLS, I HAVE PAID THEM.
Woman: Ok, let's just print out the bills and watch what we can do.
Old lady: I WILL NOT WAIT HERE AND STAND, MY FEET ARE GETTING SORE.
Woman. Well you can sit down.
OL: NO, I WILL NOT SIT DOWN BCAUSE I HAVE PAID.
Woman: Well, lets just see what we can...
The old woman leaves in the middle of the confersation.
OL: I'll MAKE A POLICE REPORT IF YOU TRY TO BILL ME AGAIN.
MFW
#22 - lulzinmyroflcopter (11/24/2012) [-]
Or when they just walk by, not saying anything as if you were ******* obligated to hold the door for them
User avatar #23 to #22 - Shramin (11/24/2012) [-]
Are you opening the door for them to be polite or because you want gratification?
User avatar #188 to #23 - lulzinmyroflcopter (11/25/2012) [-]
To be polite, but is it wrong to expect common courtesy from that person as well?
User avatar #191 to #188 - Shramin (11/25/2012) [-]
If you are expecting courtesy you are doing it for gratification, if you just appreciate when people do say thank you then you are being simply polite.
User avatar #19 - thatguybehindyou (11/24/2012) [-]
Most teenage girls: "Whoa how do these doors work. They just keep opening randomly"
User avatar #18 - esmebuffay (11/24/2012) [-]
I opened a door for a woman once in college and she stopped walking and just glared at me, then she said "I'm not helpless, I can open doors myself!" It was at that moment I understood the phrase no good deed goes unpunished.
User avatar #25 to #18 - puggles (11/24/2012) [-]
and the correct reply is "i didn't open the door for you because you are helpless but because i have manners." and then slam the door in her face.
User avatar #15 - MmmWatchaSay (11/24/2012) [-]
I held a door for an old lady in a wheelchair once and she gave me $5. True story
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