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User avatar #107 - willindor (11/24/2012) [-]
I only open doors for people and let them walk in first in case something bad is at the other side.
User avatar #105 - meandmyburger (11/24/2012) [-]
I know that feel.

I work in a bank and old people are (9 times out of 10) the most thankful people.
#103 - kaj (11/24/2012) [-]
i've never been thanked to that extent, but i have had "Thank you son, you're a true gentleman." mfw
#99 - thearcher (11/24/2012) [-]
Ok, speaking from experience - NOONE is that nice. The amount of times I have to mutter "You're welcome" to someone's back is ridiculous!
User avatar #106 to #99 - theguywithpancakes (11/24/2012) [-]
Indubidebly
User avatar #104 to #99 - noideawhatimdoing (11/24/2012) [-]
next time try yelling at them.

*they walk by, take 2-3 steps*

"YOUR WELCOME"

or just try and trip them
#157 to #104 - RamDozer (11/24/2012) [-]
Doing both at the same time would be ******* priceless.
#102 to #99 - andnowducks (11/24/2012) [-]
And then this is your face if you put your foot out to trip them over.
And then this is your face if you put your foot out to trip them over.
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#97 - massus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#92 - KungFuZerO (11/24/2012) [-]
The comments below are every single other persons' experiences holding doors in whichever region they live in

so just go ahead and thumb and move on.
you're welcome.
#91 - cometfire (11/24/2012) [-]
Old people are always the most friendly. And with me being in the hospital a lot, I get to visit some regularly.
#89 - justbeingcool (11/24/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1714470 at MLP Brony Board **    mfw
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1714470 at MLP Brony Board ** mfw
User avatar #87 - MichaelDoritos (11/24/2012) [-]
10/10 Would play bingo with
User avatar #88 to #87 - scootalooney (11/24/2012) [-]
#43
User avatar #77 - richardastley (11/24/2012) [-]
That's pretty much FJ when they see someone do a good deed. "Faith in humanity restored! This generation has been saved! I would play BINGO with that young man any day!"
User avatar #75 - bitchplzzz (11/24/2012) [-]
Teenages nowadays would probably call you a loser and try to pussy kick you while you dont look. God damn I hate those little ***** with long hair and new era caps on..
#95 to #75 - 4chan refugee (11/24/2012) [-]
12 year olds*
#93 to #75 - hammeria (11/24/2012) [-]
Ever been out of your basement m8
User avatar #100 to #93 - bitchplzzz (11/24/2012) [-]
I suppose you're the kind of cunt who'se a fat kid with long faggot hair, oily skin and likes to say "yolo" or "swag" ...
#152 to #100 - hammeria (11/24/2012) [-]
Nope, if I told you who I really am youd call me an attention whore. You really must represent the better part of society, superior to the rest! Calling me a cunt and all that. This is so mature. I am sure you are way more polite and well-mannered than all those selfish bastards around you.
#68 - pulluspardus (11/24/2012) [-]
**pulluspardus rolled a random image posted in comment #1866592 at MLP Friendly Board **

To me

kids : MOM !! HE WANTS TO KILL ME!!!
Teenagers : WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME YOU CREEP?!?!
Adults : WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME YOU CREEP?!?!?!
Elderly : *Dies from heart attack*

<--- MFW
User avatar #70 to #68 - switchblayde (11/24/2012) [-]
Mostly relevant. lol
#67 - ainsley (11/24/2012) [-]
MFW I opened a door for a guy in the wheelchair at arby's when he looked at me and said "I don't need your ******* help, asshole"
User avatar #85 to #67 - thegirlyoudespise (11/24/2012) [-]
Maybe he was embarrassed to admit he needed help
User avatar #71 to #67 - robotrone (11/24/2012) [-]
"my bad, hot wheels."
User avatar #69 to #67 - nephritho (11/24/2012) [-]
that's because they are full with **** and do not like to admit they need help else people think they are weak
#66 - tyroneisanigger (11/24/2012) [-]
Same, but mine is a little different
Kids: Eh, you're a big kid and you'll beat me up if I say anything
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adult (Males): Thank you sir.
Adult (Females): Why did you just roll your damn eyes at me!? I'm getting your manager!
Elderly folk: Thank you kind sir that was very nice.
User avatar #65 - kratosity (11/24/2012) [-]
my experience has kids saying thankyou more than adults. some adults are snobby asses
#63 - caplocker (11/24/2012) [-]
Open the door for a 10 and she'll become a 2 pretty quickly. I don't open the door for anyone now. you want equality, you've ****** got it.
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User avatar #58 - yojo (11/24/2012) [-]
I once helped an old lady put her groceries in her car.
That was an understatement, she was ******* ancient. She was decomposing as she walked.
She looked like she had some sort of mega-arthritis.
This lady would not stop thanking me from the time I started helping her until she got into the car.
The ******* bitch wanted to pay me.
stupid cunt
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#109 to #57 - amirblumenfeld (11/24/2012) [-]
Cheers mate
Cheers mate
User avatar #72 to #57 - SirFail (11/24/2012) [-]
i live in sheffield and its kinda like this
Kids: *Dirty look*
Teens (Male): Thanks mate
Teens (female): Cheers love
Adults: Cheers mate
Elderly(males): *Grumble* Dont need help *grumble*
Elderly(females): Such a sweet dear, Why i do love it when young gentlemen like yourself are so kind and caring. ..ten minute conversation about the weather and how her cat tibbles is doing...
#76 to #72 - spaceturtlecadet (11/24/2012) [-]
I want to know how Tibbles is doing..
#81 to #76 - notafunnyguy (11/24/2012) [-]
she died.
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