Number two seems to do better than number one, though. :o

not the quickest amount of time, it's the shortest way, big difference. if there's a wall inbetween and 1m next to it you could go around it you still have to climb the wall.

Both of you are technically wrong. Parkour is getting from point A to point B in the most efficient or interesting way possible. Typically, that ends up being the shortest route but doesn't have to be.

I go by efficiency and speed, but I'm not that bothered I just try to keep an open mind you know

perhaps they are trying to learn to roll.

If you land and roll correctly, you should be able to use your momentum from the roll and get up rather quickly.

I agree, but you are assuming these guys are experienced. Maybe they can be just beginners, learning how to do.

The first guy rolls correctly

yeah but the third guy just drops to his feet then decides to make a vague attempt at it

The 4th guy executed a perfect roll too.

Maybe it's a set-up to show a good technique, then progressivly worse and finally a joke?
Or the 3rd guy is a massive faggot

It seems to me like the first guy is the one who has at least some small measure of parkour and he's showing his friends how to do stuff. Your explanation makes sense too though I must say

Well, if you look att the second guy, is rolling, but terribly. The third guy doesn't roll until after he's landed, and the fourth guy, well...

BUT THAT'S...
HOW THEY ROLL
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

THATS WHY TOMMY VERCETTI DID THIS, MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE

Fuckin' trainee ninjas always fuckin' climbing on my house and tryin' ta fuckin' assassinate me and shit...

Pros wear really baggy custom made pants usually but it's mainly for flash and in a real situation when you wanna do some parkour they would get in the way too much.

Yeah those are what I'm talking about.

LOL tear to my eye

is this a monitor or an eyebot?

its a character from portal 2

well i guess i lose then

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cw4zjN9kWA&feature=plcp I was the guy who ran over first.

dammit, brendan

He fractured a few ribs, broke a rib or two and fractured his elbow.

Friend of mine flew over the handlebars of his bike and landed in a drainage ditch. Thought he was okay, until he noticed that he could see his bones through his skin, and started screaming, "My arm. What do I do?" Turns out he had perfectly beautiful parallel breaks in both bones. Needed surgery and a metal plate.

It was also his fapping arm.

That reminds me of the time I smashed my pinkie in a car door.
When it got smashed, I felt like something had cracked.
Anyway, after it smashed; I walked around the car went into my house, into the master bath room, closed the door, put a rag in my mouth and screamed for three minutes.
I found out later that my nail had completely broken off of my nail bud, and that I had cracked the bone.

I smashed my pinkie in the car door, however my mother didn't realize it, locked the car door (pinkie still inside) and went inside. When I tried to follow I felt my finger in the door and was left screaming in my garage until my mom heard me and came back out.

You poor bastard, you win.

Why am I crying from laughter?

i dont know why but that is one of the funniest things iv seen today

When you jump from a height, example 12 feet, and you land without a roll, all that force is going to go from your feet to affecting the actions of what the rest of your body does because of the impact. I can see how you don't see how it is possible to roll when we land, and that's because rolling after a drop going straight down, you use a lot of your legs to get into the roll and it will hurt more. If you jump high and forward at a long distance and keep your chest forward, you can even automatically roll.

You kinda push off the ground when you roll, you land on the pad just below your toes and like curl yourself into a ball kind of and usually push yourself forward with your hands and it helps get rid of most of the impact.

Look at it like this. would you rather put however much you weigh into the full impact of a 15 foot jump on your heels? HELL NO. my shoulder can be my foots meatshield any day.

the energy is changed from down to forwards where there is more room to work with.

I suppose the theory behind it is to distribute the force of impact throughout your body as quickly as possible to reduce the amount of pain felt / adverse effects of jumping from a height. Needless to say, it still won't save you if you jump off the Burj Khalifa or something

Was totally looking for parkour spidey

Late Addition

LOL

Someone should photoshop a dick on the table and put a text on the santa saying "OP"

what the bloody hell was he even trying to do?

I remember seeing the original video. Somehow this is exactly what he was trying to do

He's trying to Santa.

I don't even know, but this is my most prized and sacred gif

Every single time i see that gif, i cry a little inside.

hfw

what was the fucking point. How could that NOT go wrong

is he kill?

No.

Yes.

dat username...

That's actually from my city.

I know he had it coming for jumping on a police car, but holy shit that cop fucking destroyed his back head.

I don't think he intended to crack his head off the road :P

But yea, if I were him I'd tackle him hard as fuck too. :p

What if the crime wasn't jumping on the car, but resisting arrest?

im pretty sure he was fleeing from the cop and just tried to jump over

back head?

well, what do you call it? the backside of his head.

i dont speak english

Wait...
It sounded so stupid, but 'backhead' is entirely logical.
Because, it's the opposite of his forehead...
Oh my God.

by that logic, it should be called 'hindhead'.
but it's probably just 'the back of the head'.

Or maybe we should just come up with a name for it, like titty sprinkler..

damn, that cop really busted his titty sprinkler

My titty sprinkler hurts so much from last night.

I guess that means i actually do know how to speak english

That wasn't parkout.

No that was parkwin ... Get it ?

Parkour*

Fucking close keys.

amidoinitrite?