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#103 - nurucio
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Someone how explain to me how a vampire, who is dead, manages to get a boner.
#124 to #103 - Adrien
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(11/23/2012) [-]
He is a blood mage.
#110 to #103 - Nihatclodra
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Died with a boner, rigor mortis set in with it still up?
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#131 to #126 - Nihatclodra
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, I guess that wouldn't work... for some reason I was thinking the Penis was a muscle. Also, I looked it up:

A death erection, angel lust, or terminal erection is a post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of human males who have been executed, particularly by hanging. Other causes of death may also result in these effects, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, damage to major blood vessels, and violent death by poisoning. A postmortem priapism is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent.
#137 to #131 - myrtille
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Well, turning into a vampire in this book is a days-long process where you sit there and writhe in pain until you're a full vamp
the only reason bella wasn't moving was because of the sedation carlisle gave her, but she remembered the pain...she just couldn't move.
So, seeing as how edward went vamp in the late 1800s, it's just like dying a slow, agonizing death that lasts a week or two.
#138 to #137 - Nihatclodra
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(11/23/2012) [-]
It's twilight. If it was supposed to make sense, we wouldn't even be having this conversation.
#140 to #138 - myrtille
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I'm just saying that it isn't swift, but it is very violent, so I don't think it could be what you described.
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#143 to #140 - Nihatclodra
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(11/23/2012) [-]
who knows. maybe the death itself is swift and violent, but the transformation is slow and painful?
#226 to #143 - myrtille
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(11/24/2012) [-]
No, as the venom flows through your blood is repairs and changes each cell individually, that's why it takes so long.
#130 to #126 - Nihatclodra
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#105 to #103 - psychonaut
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Rigor mortis
#111 to #105 - Nihatclodra
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(11/23/2012) [-]
damn, beat me to it.
#109 to #105 - nurucio
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(11/23/2012) [-]
#98 - ieatbengay
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(11/23/2012) [-]
anyone else read all the BAMFs as bad ass mother ******? no? ok
#97 - annoos
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I only thumbed you up because of compliment :3
#96 - vladhellsing
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Although apparently that last vampire battle turned out to just be a dream and nothing happened. Lame.
#95 - justbeingcool
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(11/23/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1934431 at MLP Friendly Board **    twilight
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1934431 at MLP Friendly Board ** twilight
#114 to #95 - caseris
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(11/23/2012) [-]
no, that's the Rainbow one, you're looking for the purple one.
#92 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
is there one of these for star wars?
#91 - AnonymousDonor
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(11/23/2012) [-]
tg;dr





too gay; didnt read
#85 - undeadwill
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Wait they really made a point where the baby is the werefag is the baby's soul mate.

WTF is wrong with people
#87 to #85 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account**
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#100 to #87 - nurucio
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(11/23/2012) [-]
/Bestiality
#88 to #87 - undeadwill
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Kill
me
Now
#89 to #88 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account**
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#149 to #89 - undeadwill
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(11/23/2012) [-]
**undeadwill rolls 54**
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#84 - sathrax
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I don't know why, but for some reason this actually made twilight look like it could possibly be worth watching, a thought I've never once had before in my entire life.
#112 to #84 - erectnipples
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(11/23/2012) [-]
The movies aren't that bad.
#120 to #112 - sathrax
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(11/23/2012) [-]
If you're anything but a heterosexual male I won't judge you for that.
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#99 to #84 - rieskimo
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#80 - ludislavonac
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(11/23/2012) [-]
That really is messed up, thank god I never bothered to watch that ********
#79 - randomnab
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Please, just stop for a second and appreciate the fact that whoever made this has watched all Twilight movies.
#133 to #79 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Actually, the original creator (on their website) said they only saw one of the movies...
#101 to #79 - derpwolf ONLINE
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Or read the books. Sadly, I have done so, and sincerely regret it. I also regret making friends with an Edward-fag who forced me to watch the movie at least three times in one day, and once every other time I visited her.
#119 to #101 - lemanrouste
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Lol, at that point is it really worth visiting her.. ?
#209 to #119 - derpwolf ONLINE
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(11/23/2012) [-]
No. It wasn't. I haven't spoken to her in at least a year. Thank any and every possible god, deity, or hobo involved.
#237 to #209 - lemanrouste
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Lol, the hobos are more helpful than one may think.

Eyes and Ears of the Guild they are!
#239 to #237 - derpwolf ONLINE
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(11/24/2012) [-]
But don't kill them, or you'll make the Fox angry. They're under his PERSONAL protection.
#242 to #239 - lemanrouste
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Don't steal from them either!

Bad things will happen!
#81 to #79 - lemanrouste
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#78 - genericnewfag
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Twilight...
#77 - zombiznes
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(11/23/2012) [-]
holy ****, i was cracking up so hard at this xD
#62 - anonomoz
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#69 to #60 - amythestoneohone
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(11/23/2012) [-]
where...where....?
where...where....?
#54 - magidoof **User deleted account**
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#52 - bitchplzzz
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Well. That's that.
#51 - hokeymon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
My lovable sister is forcing me to watch breaking dawn 2? What do FJ? In exchange some nice tits.
My lovable sister is forcing me to watch breaking dawn 2? What do FJ? In exchange some nice tits.
#139 to #51 - myrtille
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Breaking Dawn Part 2 is definitely a thousand times better than the first movies. The last two are my favorite just because they increased the budget so much. Renesme looks very fake right when she's born, but they use a real girl eventually...and the werewolves and vampires that drink human blood make up for the cullens and denali covens.
#108 to #51 - Hreidmar
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(11/23/2012) [-]
The odd part is, it's not a terrible movie. I think they came to terms with the fact that they're making ****, so at least they made it mildly entertaining and over the top. Watch it once and don't worry about it, you'll forget it in a few days.
#86 to #51 - sonicg
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Rape.
#83 to #51 - lemanrouste
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Your tits are lopsided D<.

2/10

<_<.
#56 to #51 - daniboyi
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Forcing you? What kind of doormat are you to let your sister force you? Kick her ass and tell her you don't want to watch it!
#70 to #56 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
i second that
#58 to #56 - hokeymon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Just wanna be nice. Where the **** do you think my christmas gifts come from.
#71 to #58 - harryblazer
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(11/23/2012) [-]
wanna be nice huh? look where that got you. be selfish and say no, bring an ipod and watch a decent movie while you watch that or force her to watch one of your favorite movies. The human centipede part 2, agust underground, your birth on blueray, ect.
#59 to #58 - daniboyi
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Still... If she was a nice sister she wouldn't force you.
#53 to #51 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
"In exchange some nice tits."

There's your answer.
#49 - alphajunk
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Ive never seen a movie of twilight,and now that i see this. I dont have to waste my time watching crappy movies of the whole saga,this about sums it up
Ive never seen a movie of twilight,and now that i see this. I dont have to waste my time watching crappy movies of the whole saga,this about sums it up
#48 - sideffect
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#55 to #48 - Feralizard
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I saw this and spat apple juice out of my noae all over the computer. +1