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User avatar #174 - youcame (11/23/2012) [-]
You forgot to mention that the whole battle scene, where a **** ton of people die was actually just a vision.

dont hate me, my girlfriend is very assertive
User avatar #199 to #174 - ButtonFly (11/23/2012) [-]
In the book that never even happened. In the book you got all geared up for a battle which sounds like a mildly decent payoff for reading such a mind-numbing book but you don't even get a vision. Instead you're treated to a couple of long and banal chapters of the characters talking out their problems then everyone leaves.
At least you got a battle.
User avatar #178 to #174 - datassman (11/23/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro...
User avatar #172 - kouzan (11/23/2012) [-]
This is more informative and more entertaining than the movies.
#167 - jellywolf (11/23/2012) [-]
This is what made me laugh the most.
User avatar #156 - malhaloc (11/23/2012) [-]
So...ok....one sec. Does he actually fall in love with a new born baby?
User avatar #202 to #156 - ButtonFly (11/23/2012) [-]
Sorta.
The wolves have something called imprinting which was explained in a previous comment. Imprinting can and will become sexual once whatever child the wolf imprints on is of age (it does not necessarily always have to be a child but it can happen). If the child is too young then the wold will instead take on the role of a big brother and protect the child from harm and the relationship changes as the child grows up, the wolf always changing to suit the child's needs.
In the second book, another wolf named Quil imprinted on a toddler.
The thing that bothers me is that Renesmee is growing up incredibly fast (so y'know, Bella and Edward don't actually have to care for the child like real parents). By the time her body reaches sexual maturity she will probably be around seven years old and Stephanie Meyers implied that that would be the time Jacob makes his more.
I don't care if she's got the body of a twenty year old, she is still seven and I find it to be a little gross.

All this made me wonder about Quil's and Jacob's conversations afterwards.
Quil: My girlfriend can't correctly pronounce the word "spaghetti"
Jacob: Well my girlfriend has never experienced a Thursday.
User avatar #196 to #156 - kimiixpyro (11/23/2012) [-]
No, the wolf-fags have a thing called imprinting, when they imprint on someone, it just means their life is now dedicated to protecting them, it doesn't mean anything sexual and doesn't have to be romantic.
But it is funnier to think otherwise, isn't it?
#170 to #156 - srslyjakecease (11/23/2012) [-]
ya he does.    
   
whole books a bundle of teen angst and things that are "ok" because their not human or some 			****		.  but anyways... yeah. that happened.     
   
to get your mind off the weird, here's a cat fighting stick people.
ya he does.

whole books a bundle of teen angst and things that are "ok" because their not human or some **** . but anyways... yeah. that happened.

to get your mind off the weird, here's a cat fighting stick people.
#187 to #170 - twitchypoo (11/23/2012) [-]
i love you for that gif
#165 to #156 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
yes. Yes he does
#157 to #156 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
no kidding he calls that baby his soulmate
#160 to #157 - malhaloc (11/23/2012) [-]
I have no suitable reaction. So here's Harry Potter talking about his scrotum.
I have no suitable reaction. So here's Harry Potter talking about his scrotum.
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#153 - waffies (11/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #152 - imagnetsux (11/23/2012) [-]
right, "vampires" and "werewolves".
#150 - cranialpleasure (11/23/2012) [-]
Still a better love story than.....wait....
#148 - wertq (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you, but no. I can live without this information.
User avatar #147 - pianoasis (11/23/2012) [-]
"We can not fight until we find an open field"
#141 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
I like this post because now when I'm making fun of Twilight and people are like, "Do you even know the story?" I can just pretend that I do. And holy crap the plot is even worse than I thought.
User avatar #134 - kensislayer (11/23/2012) [-]
Except the fight never happened some deus ex machina explained to the bad guys why they were ******* dumb and they went 'oh our bad' and left true story
#132 - tippidyt (11/23/2012) [-]
I think this is more accurate.
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#125 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
I personally liked the movie series, and never read the books.
Thumb me down or whatever, won't change my opinion. I just wanted to say that I think it was a decent series. It just made me want to be a vampire EVEN WORSE.

I'm straight.
#204 to #125 - elcreepo (11/23/2012) [-]
You want to sparkle and drink animal blood instead of flying through the night raping and drinking blood of innocent virgin women all while acting badass.    
   
Dracula and Hellsing are disappointed in you.
You want to sparkle and drink animal blood instead of flying through the night raping and drinking blood of innocent virgin women all while acting badass.

Dracula and Hellsing are disappointed in you.
User avatar #240 to #204 - englman (11/24/2012) [-]
Well, if I behaved as the typical Vampire, the Military would take me down.. They'd take me down even if I didn't cause a problem. They'd just have to know that I exist :/ So in that way, the Twilight Vampires are more realistic.
User avatar #179 to #125 - datassman (11/23/2012) [-]
The writing of the series is excellent but the storyline is terrible, and the movies took themselves too seriously. Except the last one. Which was intentionally goofy.
User avatar #158 to #125 - malhaloc (11/23/2012) [-]
As a brony I get this kind of **** a lot. What is it about the movies you liked? Because I only saw the first movie and I couldn't take it. That's just me though....and apparently 99% of everyone else lol
User avatar #161 to #158 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Hello fellow brony lol. The first one wasn't that great, the second one was the worst, but the third and forth ones were pretty good in my opinion. They actually had fighting, sex, and what-not. I think most people hate them because it's a fun band-wagon to jump on, or they're judging the whole series by the first movie/ annoying girl they know that loved the books.
#180 to #161 - srslyjakecease (11/23/2012) [-]
I'm judging it on the fact that the books sucked. i read them, they are nothing but an overemotional female self insert interacting with two men who fit their archetypes so perfectly its discusting. they are designed to get the panties wet of every female who has ever had "boy trouble." Bella has a very neutral personality, allowing for self inserts. edward is modeled to be the perfect man, with no flaws: he plays the piano, is highly educated, and never does anything to possibly hurt the proxy that is bella. jacob is modeled to be the perfect "bad boy": he even drives a ******* motorcycle, doesnt get more cliche than that.together these to fulfill the two most famous and well loved archetypes of male love interest, creating a disgustingly perfect caste for a love story.

THEN WE GET TO PLOT! the first book is absolutely nothing but bella and edward falling in love. oh and it turns out hes a vampire. PLOT TWIST!

THE SECOND BOOK is bella moping over how edward left her. oh and she starts liking jacob. Who turns out to be a werewolf. PLOT TWIST!

AND THEN THERES BOOK THREE. the only book in the series with any actual story.
throw in a little sex, a little violence, and a little more teen angst. then build up for a massive battle between a large vampire coven and werewolves alliance, and a even bigger vampire army. have them stare at one another for several minutes, and then disappoint your audience by having it end peacefully, with no bloodshed whatsoever. (i was realy looking forward to edward getting his **** kicked in.)

but i end there, i have ranted enough.
#188 to #180 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.
#203 to #188 - srslyjakecease (11/23/2012) [-]
you know it.
you know it.
User avatar #162 to #161 - malhaloc (11/23/2012) [-]
Hm. I might check out the 3rd one on netflix or something. Still not sure why they went with vampires sparkling as opposed to....you know...dying.
User avatar #166 to #162 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Their skin looks like Ice/Frost to me.. I mean it looks kind of gay, but if their power was ice related or something, it'd be cooler.
User avatar #168 to #166 - malhaloc (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh yeah doesn't each vampire get its own power? I'm curious what's Bella's?
User avatar #171 to #168 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
SPOILER: Hers sucks but they try to play it up as "super special". She has, and can project, a shield that renders other vampires powers virtually worthless. That explains why Edward couldn't read her mind. (you're born with an ability, but Vampirism awakens it or something I guess.)
#142 to #125 - alphajunk (11/23/2012) [-]
Obviously your not straight from what ive just read right now
User avatar #136 to #125 - thegirlyoudespise (11/23/2012) [-]
whatever you like bro. doesn't affect my life in any way
#121 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
Bella made friends before Jacob got buff
Edward was worried that he hurt Bella when they had sex
Alice was not in the room when Bella had Renesmee...it was Rosalie
Rosalie was holding Renesmee when Jacob imprinted
THERE WAS NEVER A BATTLE BETWEEN THE VOLTURI AND THE CULLENS

If you're going to make fun of something, at least have you **** straight. I like Twilight but I also like the spoofs and the comics making fun of it. Come on now, you people can do better
User avatar #206 to #121 - elcreepo (11/23/2012) [-]
Having read the books (did not like) and being an avid literary critic, I can both tell you that there was a vampire battle and that the battle was **** .

ANYTHING DIES WHEN YOU BURN IT.
#163 to #121 - cadaverbox (11/23/2012) [-]
I only know Edward Bella and Jacob and you are the penultimate faggot for knowing those other people
I only know Edward Bella and Jacob and you are the penultimate faggot for knowing those other people
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User avatar #122 to #117 - fenrirr ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh god, I can imagine that maw spewing out the T-Rexes scream from Jurassic Park
#115 - harryploper (11/23/2012) [-]
I've read all the books (I started before the movies please don't hate me they're actually decent please don't hate me) and this is a pretty accurate representation of the series
User avatar #113 - beezox (11/23/2012) [-]
twilight, best comedy of the year.
#106 - jangofret (11/23/2012) [-]
I gotta say it: "Still a better love story than twilight"
User avatar #207 to #106 - elcreepo (11/23/2012) [-]
It IS twilight's love story...
#208 to #207 - jangofret (11/23/2012) [-]
but in a minute, rather than stretched over 3 books/4 movies.... that makes it better
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