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#152 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
When she lets you do this.
When she lets you do this.
#171 to #152 - conradoba (11/23/2012) [-]
...I know that girl...
User avatar #197 to #171 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Who is she and can you source the gif?
#198 to #197 - conradoba (11/23/2012) [-]
shes a movie reviewer for thatguywiththeglasses.com. she is known as the nostalgia chick.
#201 to #198 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Thanks friend, I think she's really hot. So I was curious.
Thanks friend, I think she's really hot. So I was curious.
#211 to #201 - conradoba (11/23/2012) [-]
dont blame ya.    happy to help out
dont blame ya. happy to help out
#153 to #152 - dirtyharold (11/23/2012) [-]
well done sir
well done sir
#149 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
Dude, this isn't 4chan.... it's B/ ********
#177 to #149 - RamDozer (11/23/2012) [-]
Did you seriously just **** up that bad?
User avatar #146 - SupraLemon (11/23/2012) [-]
ow right in the feels
User avatar #143 - lospussy (11/23/2012) [-]
And on that day 4chan's heart grew three times as big that day.
#141 - playcolt (11/23/2012) [-]
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If you try hard enough, things will never go wrong.
User avatar #137 - pokemonstheshiz (11/23/2012) [-]
"How come the only way to know how high you get me
is to see how far I fall"

that's some deep **** man
#131 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
this method of feels has been passed down the armstrong family line for generations
User avatar #140 to #131 - thebeardguy (11/23/2012) [-]
Definitely favorite FMA character
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#130 - justbeingcool (11/23/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #269 at AW HELL NAW. **     4chan
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #269 at AW HELL NAW. ** 4chan
#132 to #130 - brosanction (11/23/2012) [-]
**brosanction rolled a random image posted in comment #166 at Pooleaves ** 4chan
#144 to #132 - richardastley (11/23/2012) [-]
**richardastley rolled a random image posted in comment #1520433 at Item Discussion **

I'm pretty sure you can't roll a picture and have it not be 4chan.
#167 to #144 - brosanction (11/23/2012) [-]
**brosanction rolled a random image posted in comment #1769374 at MLP Friendly Board ** I have no idea why, but that roll you did?   
it fit well
**brosanction rolled a random image posted in comment #1769374 at MLP Friendly Board ** I have no idea why, but that roll you did?
it fit well
#128 - alstorp (11/23/2012) [-]
And i who planned to tell my friend tomorrow that i love her...   
   
   
Wish me luck
And i who planned to tell my friend tomorrow that i love her...


Wish me luck
#210 to #128 - dzeusas (11/23/2012) [-]
MFW I missed my chance and pussied out. do it man, you can do it, good luck
MFW I missed my chance and pussied out. do it man, you can do it, good luck
#191 to #128 - playersbewarned (11/23/2012) [-]
you can do it...all about the confidence, bitches love confidence
you can do it...all about the confidence, bitches love confidence
User avatar #187 to #128 - ladyniggerdick (11/23/2012) [-]
GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL YOU HANDSOME BASTARD
#181 to #128 - salsawin (11/23/2012) [-]
STOP.   
   
Alright, first off.  Don't go telling her (him/it/whatever) that you love them.  At least not right off the bat.  That'll just scare em off.     
   
Tell them that you think they're pretty cool, and that you like them as more than just a friend (or however you want to phrase it) and then ask them if you can take them to dinner.  Go out, be natural, joke around, (do Olive Garden--girls dig Olive Garden) Hang out like you usually do afterwards, then drop them off at home and tell them you had a really great time and that you'd like to keep taking them out like this.     
   
Actually, gotta be honest, I don't care how you do it, so long as you start off by flirting and making it obvious that you like her rather than going straight to "I love you".  That's a sure way to terrify her and ruin a friendship.     
   
And quit stressing.  I can tell you're stressing from here.
STOP.

Alright, first off. Don't go telling her (him/it/whatever) that you love them. At least not right off the bat. That'll just scare em off.

Tell them that you think they're pretty cool, and that you like them as more than just a friend (or however you want to phrase it) and then ask them if you can take them to dinner. Go out, be natural, joke around, (do Olive Garden--girls dig Olive Garden) Hang out like you usually do afterwards, then drop them off at home and tell them you had a really great time and that you'd like to keep taking them out like this.

Actually, gotta be honest, I don't care how you do it, so long as you start off by flirting and making it obvious that you like her rather than going straight to "I love you". That's a sure way to terrify her and ruin a friendship.

And quit stressing. I can tell you're stressing from here.
User avatar #193 to #181 - alstorp (11/23/2012) [-]
I didn't mean i will rush to her and scream that i love her, obviously. That would be idiotic. We've known each other of a long time. She would definitely not get scared away. She likes me too much.
#236 to #193 - salsawin (11/24/2012) [-]
Well, good luck then.
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User avatar #176 to #128 - yunogasaii ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
May the force be ever in your favor, Harry.
#169 to #128 - RisenLichen (11/23/2012) [-]
You. Don't you dare back out of this. You can do it. I hope to God that you can do it. Because I know you can, we all know you can.
User avatar #194 to #169 - alstorp (11/23/2012) [-]
I shall do it. And it shall be done like a man.
#199 to #194 - RisenLichen (11/23/2012) [-]
You glorious 						************					. I wish I could hug you, sadly this is all I can offer you
You glorious ************ . I wish I could hug you, sadly this is all I can offer you
#155 to #128 - itsmewaffle (11/23/2012) [-]
You are a magnificent, glorious, courageous, and handsome bastard. You can do it.
#154 to #128 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
SHALL THE LUCK BE WITH YOU MY FRIEND roll
#150 to #128 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
May the best of lucks be with you, bro!
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#121 - undeadwill ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
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4chan....

It has a heart after all.......

User avatar #136 to #121 - lfunnymanl (11/23/2012) [-]
it always had a heart you just have to look hard enough
User avatar #172 to #136 - undeadwill ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
like the wizard of oz?
#235 to #172 - lfunnymanl (11/24/2012) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Oh Bing... **
#253 to #235 - undeadwill ONLINE (11/24/2012) [-]
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**undeadwill rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at NOPE NOPE NOPE **
#110 - fissehullet (11/23/2012) [-]
Looking at the comments makes me feel like a dick for posting the picture.
Too many feels from you guys
Thansk for the thumbs, appreciate all the stories that were shared!!
#103 - ilieksheep (11/23/2012) [-]
GOD DAMMIT I JUST STARTED CHEERING MYSELF UP.   
I broke up with my ex 4, nearly 5 months ago now, we kept arguing the last few weeks we were together because she didn't like me speaking to a female friend.   
At first I didn't give a 						****					, I didn't have to put up with her 						****					 so I was fine. Then she got with her new boyfriend about 2 weeks after we broke up. At first I was fine, made jokes about how she should 						****					 him to get over me once or twice cause I was still ok at this point and I still wanted to be friends with her.   
   
Then it all 						******					 up, I realised I ended it over a few arguments and I did what I do best with any situation and give up on it to easy. By this point then she'd basically stopped caring, she says she does but its obvious she doesn't just for how she speaks to me now. I know that sounds stupid but meh.   
We said we'd try to be friends, then she started living with this boy straight after we broke up because going back to hers hurt her to much apparantly. Two weeks later, boom, she's with him and living there. She's been living with him and his mother since and sometime in the next month their getting their own rented home after being together only 4/5 months or so.   
   
The worst thing about all this? Everytime I think I'm finally over this 						****					 something reminds me of what I threw away, and considering we were together nearly 2 years, how she's got so much more with her new boyfriend already (although thats probably down to the fact she can be stupidly clingy).   
It never helps that I've only got myself to blame for watching her move on with some tosser who used to do all sorts of drugs and has no qualifications but still earns twice what I do an hour at work.   
   
Sorry for the longwinded post, felt like ranting, I don't talk to IRL mates about this 						****					, I don't like opening up to people really, posting online is with strangers, and thus no 						*****					 given.   
   
tl/dr; I 						******					 my own relationship up cause I'm an idiot.
GOD DAMMIT I JUST STARTED CHEERING MYSELF UP.
I broke up with my ex 4, nearly 5 months ago now, we kept arguing the last few weeks we were together because she didn't like me speaking to a female friend.
At first I didn't give a **** , I didn't have to put up with her **** so I was fine. Then she got with her new boyfriend about 2 weeks after we broke up. At first I was fine, made jokes about how she should **** him to get over me once or twice cause I was still ok at this point and I still wanted to be friends with her.

Then it all ****** up, I realised I ended it over a few arguments and I did what I do best with any situation and give up on it to easy. By this point then she'd basically stopped caring, she says she does but its obvious she doesn't just for how she speaks to me now. I know that sounds stupid but meh.
We said we'd try to be friends, then she started living with this boy straight after we broke up because going back to hers hurt her to much apparantly. Two weeks later, boom, she's with him and living there. She's been living with him and his mother since and sometime in the next month their getting their own rented home after being together only 4/5 months or so.

The worst thing about all this? Everytime I think I'm finally over this **** something reminds me of what I threw away, and considering we were together nearly 2 years, how she's got so much more with her new boyfriend already (although thats probably down to the fact she can be stupidly clingy).
It never helps that I've only got myself to blame for watching her move on with some tosser who used to do all sorts of drugs and has no qualifications but still earns twice what I do an hour at work.

Sorry for the longwinded post, felt like ranting, I don't talk to IRL mates about this **** , I don't like opening up to people really, posting online is with strangers, and thus no ***** given.

tl/dr; I ****** my own relationship up cause I'm an idiot.
User avatar #142 to #138 - ilieksheep (11/23/2012) [-]
I lol'd sir.
If only I had someone to brushy brushy meh :( bahaha
User avatar #127 to #103 - Pacboy (11/23/2012) [-]
It's okay, let your feelings out. FJ is here for you. Your long post makes me sad inside.
User avatar #134 to #127 - ilieksheep (11/23/2012) [-]
Cheers man, haha.
I wish not to make people sad, I wish only to rant, bahaha.
#122 to #103 - riefenstahl (11/23/2012) [-]
Six months ago, I was with the most wonderful girl on Earth (for me, of course), everything I could dream. Long story short, we live in different cities and she wanted to end the relationship.

I'm 22 and I haven't been able to date anyone else ever since, and she's got a brand new boyfriend and I have definately not over it. I just wanted to tell you that sometimes it doesn't matter if you're an idiot or if you're just a normal guy, things get ****** up anyway.

First time I'm "talking" (writing) about this. Thanks FJ.
User avatar #145 to #122 - tonycanwander (11/23/2012) [-]
This won't mean much to anyone but me, but I'm saying it.
You get all my 586's. And apparently my 475
#165 to #145 - riefenstahl (11/23/2012) [-]
I trully don't get it and I wonder if you would mind explaining?
User avatar #256 to #165 - tonycanwander (11/27/2012) [-]
My captcha codes. It's my way of saying you have my support/empathy
User avatar #135 to #122 - ilieksheep (11/23/2012) [-]
Sorry about what happened man D:

And thanks, haha.
#120 to #118 - ilieksheep (11/23/2012) [-]
Thank you sir.   
Don't know why but I chuckled a bit at this.
Thank you sir.
Don't know why but I chuckled a bit at this.
#105 to #103 - ixcarnifexxi (11/23/2012) [-]
K, posting online might not be your best solution cause.. Well, the Internet is a dark, cruel place. It's a place where we go to remind ourselves that everyone is in fact, an asshole at some point. BUT, I'm not going to be an asshole to you cause well, your story is slightly pathetic but I do sympathise. If you really do cherish this girl, and you want to be back with her-tell her. Tell her that YOU 						******					 up and you realize that now. That you shouldn't have fought over the fact you were talking to another girl you were friends with. I'm friends with a bunch of girls who text me all the time, my girlfriend doesn't give two 						*****					. All I'm saying man, is that if this doesn't work out for you-next time, just remember; you don't throw away something that's broken, if you really care about it, you'll find a way to fix it.   
   
I apologize for the long reply, but I figured I'd try and help out a fellow FunnyJunk bro.    
I hope this helps, and good luck with your love-life, my friend.
K, posting online might not be your best solution cause.. Well, the Internet is a dark, cruel place. It's a place where we go to remind ourselves that everyone is in fact, an asshole at some point. BUT, I'm not going to be an asshole to you cause well, your story is slightly pathetic but I do sympathise. If you really do cherish this girl, and you want to be back with her-tell her. Tell her that YOU ****** up and you realize that now. That you shouldn't have fought over the fact you were talking to another girl you were friends with. I'm friends with a bunch of girls who text me all the time, my girlfriend doesn't give two ***** . All I'm saying man, is that if this doesn't work out for you-next time, just remember; you don't throw away something that's broken, if you really care about it, you'll find a way to fix it.

I apologize for the long reply, but I figured I'd try and help out a fellow FunnyJunk bro.
I hope this helps, and good luck with your love-life, my friend.
User avatar #111 to #105 - ilieksheep (11/23/2012) [-]
I know posting online isn't the best solution, but I genuinely hate talking about anything remotely emotional with friends really, **** knows why but its just how I am, haha, never been much for talking about anything with people.

There's nothing that can be done, cheers for the advice and all but its beyond ****** now either way.
Like I said, she's moved in with her new boyfriend, when I realised I tried telling her I'd ****** up and she basically ignored anything I said that was about our time together or how I felt.
We're still mates now, just I'm lucky to hear off her, most I'll ever get is a text or two a week unless she's not with her boyfriend for **** knows what reason, in which case I'll get like 5 minutes of actual conversation before she disappears without saying anything.

I'll be fine eventually, I've been a bit fecked up the last few months, just I don't let it show to anyone, baha.
I'm a lot better than I was as well, before I used to flip **** at small things, at one point she told me she was going to Scotland with him for a week when they'd been together for 2 months or so at best (they never went in the end, lack of funds or something) and I freaked out, god knows why but I did, ended up punching a wall and cutting my knuckle to **** and sinking another back into my hand.
Now I just sort of get a bit 'meh', feel sorry for myself for a day or two and then get on with it, haha. Good thing at least is I've been getting out a **** load more since we split up, I'll find get lucky eventually, baha :D

Cheers again for the advice as well, haha.
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#97 - lnyanchl (11/23/2012) [-]
Guess you could say...
#98 to #97 - lnyanchl (11/23/2012) [-]
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ;-;
#99 to #98 - Dwarf (11/23/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Two 12 inch subs and an amp. ** I'm glad you made 2 comments so I could thumb you down twice.
User avatar #109 to #99 - lnyanchl (11/23/2012) [-]
don't thumb him down guys. it was just a joke.
User avatar #101 to #99 - lnyanchl (11/23/2012) [-]
Thanks.
Nice relevant image too. I'll thumb you up/
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