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#43 - uranoob (11/23/2012) [-]
I never log out of my Facebook.
I can't be the only one...
User avatar #41 - emeryx (11/23/2012) [-]
I know I sound like a dumbass.
But I just made a tumblr and where the hell does everyone find posts like that?
I looked at some of my friends tumblrs but it's all porn and weed.
#86 to #41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/23/2012) [-]
you have to find the humor blogs or the ''art" blogs.
[smallthose artist. they like the weird **** ][small]
#40 - grundo (11/23/2012) [-]
I...
I don't know what got into me.
This dude hates me now.
#83 to #40 - brutalfistfuck (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh my god, I'm serious. I'm dying! This is the funniest ******* thing I've seen in months!
#81 to #40 - lezbeyan (11/23/2012) [-]
"Being gay and Cock Sucking to HER activities"...
User avatar #79 to #40 - yentabear ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
I'm happy that they have the confidence to show their homosexuality, but ****
WE GET IT
#45 to #40 - snipy (11/23/2012) [-]
>This dude
>HER
>Wut.
#42 to #40 - scepterr (11/23/2012) [-]
Just one question ,

Added X to HER interests

Why her
User avatar #51 to #42 - Heaney (11/23/2012) [-]
Must have changed their sex. From him to her for that cherry on top.
User avatar #39 - fgtometer (11/23/2012) [-]
lol, hax

In Ireland most people call it a "frape", which is quite a funny portmanteau
User avatar #72 to #39 - defeats (11/23/2012) [-]
It's a "frape" in the UK too, I don't know why Americans seem to call it a hack...
User avatar #52 to #39 - Heaney (11/23/2012) [-]
Someone I can understand :) No matter how old you are if you have access to someone's phone you have to frape them. It's an unwritten law.
User avatar #65 to #52 - fgtometer (11/23/2012) [-]
They can be genius... One of my friends has dreadlocks, someone fraped him saying he'd gotten lice and was gonna cut them off. Everyone believed it, I only met him a few weeks later and had told a load of people... he was not a happy man
User avatar #44 to #39 - lewersss (11/23/2012) [-]
"i like girlz. hehe i fraped u lolz im so FUNNEH ^.^ guess hu dis is!!!!1111!"



It's ******* infuriating when this is around 80% of my news feed.
User avatar #48 to #44 - fgtometer (11/23/2012) [-]
This is true. Sometimes, there's absolute gold though. A true frapist will make it subtle, and believable if a bit of a stretch
#34 - rightouslightning (11/23/2012) [-]
If someone ever left their facebook logged on, here's what I would write:   
   
"Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going through a real tough time in my life right now. It feels like the weight of my life is bearing down on me and I don't know how I'll be able to cope with it. So, if anyone wants to be a great friend and give me a call and help talk me through this, I would be so very grateful."   
   
And then I would laugh maniacally as said person receives a flood of phone calls from people giving emotional support.
If someone ever left their facebook logged on, here's what I would write:

"Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going through a real tough time in my life right now. It feels like the weight of my life is bearing down on me and I don't know how I'll be able to cope with it. So, if anyone wants to be a great friend and give me a call and help talk me through this, I would be so very grateful."

And then I would laugh maniacally as said person receives a flood of phone calls from people giving emotional support.
User avatar #35 to #34 - TreesyDoesIt (11/23/2012) [-]
I would remove them from any current relationship they are in, open up a new tab and create a profile named "Person's Hand" or "Palmella" and then put them in a relationship with eachother. Best wank joke to date.
User avatar #32 - zytherman (11/23/2012) [-]
>Find computer logged into an account
>Master hacker
#27 - fisheaglee (11/23/2012) [-]
MFW LOL
#67 to #27 - sissywoo (11/23/2012) [-]
I have no suitable reaction picture to represent your level of stupidity, so heres a black guy.   
   
P.S, youre an idiot
I have no suitable reaction picture to represent your level of stupidity, so heres a black guy.

P.S, youre an idiot
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#25 to #23 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
I can't see it, can we have some more arrows?
User avatar #21 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (11/23/2012) [-]
I always used to do one of two things. Either I would change their language to Mandarin so they couldn't figure out how to do anything (including change it back), or I would set every privacy setting to "Only me" so no one would see or respond to any pictures or statuses they posted afterwards, leaving them to wonder why they were so lonely.
#15 - esmebuffay (11/23/2012) [-]
I would just change their profile pic to this.
#68 to #15 - EdwardNigma (11/23/2012) [-]
Your ******** wouldn't work on me, because jokes on your ************ , thats ALREADY my facebook picture, with THIS as my cover photo.

Your move, ************ .
User avatar #49 to #15 - letmetellyouastory (11/23/2012) [-]
Or how 'bout every pic?
#33 to #15 - madjik (11/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #22 to #15 - kyrozor (11/23/2012) [-]
I'll be saving that and doing that in college today, since it's friday morning and we've al been finished for 4 weeks so we just sit on games and facebook.
#24 to #22 - Sylphion (11/23/2012) [-]
Ditto
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/23/2012) [-]
;p;
#9 - longboarding (11/23/2012) [-]
Why the **** did I laugh so hard at this?
User avatar #13 to #9 - thice (11/23/2012) [-]
Because it was ******* hilarious
#8 - wehavecandy (11/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #18 to #8 - hydraetis (11/23/2012) [-]
HOW THE **** DOES IT LOOP SO SEAMLESSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#19 to #18 - Childofindigo (11/23/2012) [-]
Because its not actually moving.
User avatar #109 to #19 - hydraetis (11/24/2012) [-]
.....jesus christ
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/23/2012) [-]
How do you get to the cool parts of tumblr? I always end up with the ****** photos and stuff.
User avatar #17 to #6 - ahoybokchoy (11/23/2012) [-]
Search under the LOL tag?
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (11/23/2012) [-]
Here's what everyone does.

"I'm coming out of the closet"

Here's what I'd do:

"Romney isn't that bad."

"My grandmother didn't die quick enough"

"My girlfriend is such a tool"

"Is it wrong to find Cody Vasconcellos sexy?"

"I wonder if my sonic screwdriver will fit inside me....tonight, I find out"

"Not only do I use Facebook during school hours, I also forget to log out occasionally, And the nazi's did nothing TOO bad."
#54 to #5 - siggythepiggy (11/23/2012) [-]
Change their birthday.
When the real birthday comes,
they will get no congratulations
and think nobody loves them.
User avatar #37 to #5 - localcatbarber (11/23/2012) [-]
I just saw one on my feed, a girl saying "I just shaved downstairs. I went down three waist sizes!"
#29 to #5 - jakols ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
i usually post poems about flowers when i facerape a buddy of mine
that way everyone thinks he's a fag without me actually typing it on the status.
All his Facebook Friends face when

"A single rose. Given by one to another. A single rose. Be it a friend, sister, or lover

A single rose. So good and pure. A single rose. May be the cure

A single rose. May dry the tears. A single rose. Wipes away the fears

A single rose. Represents many things. A single rose. To a memory, it clings

And if, by chance, that memory is bad. A single rose. Can seem so sad

But if, with luck, the memory is good. The rose stands proud. As it should. "
#47 to #29 - cruzslzr (11/23/2012) [-]
yfw he gets so much pussy for being "romantic"
User avatar #38 to #29 - siridontcare (11/23/2012) [-]
T.T so beautiful
User avatar #11 to #5 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (11/23/2012) [-]
"Okay I'll admit it... Obama's politics aren't that bad, it's because he's black that i don't like him"
User avatar #7 to #5 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
I always thought it would be the one time that the "like" button would be useful on YouPorn.
#88 to #7 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/23/2012) [-]
THIS IS GREAT!   
   
THIS IS THE "EVIELEST" THING EVER!
THIS IS GREAT!

THIS IS THE "EVIELEST" THING EVER!
User avatar #82 to #7 - deepo (11/23/2012) [-]
I did this to a friend once and it doesn't work, facebook is not allowing it. (however we saved a porn picture on his computer, and then uploaded it on facebook, and it stayed here for three days)
#36 to #7 - sodapops (11/23/2012) [-]
Subtle, yet obvious.... Can't believe I've never thought of this. I think my next mission is to kidnap my friend's smartphone.
+5
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User avatar #3 - auraguardian (11/22/2012) [-]
friend leaves facebook signed in



LEL I TOTES HAKKED YOU IM PRO
User avatar #2 - senordick (11/22/2012) [-]
this is the coolest story a bro ever told
User avatar #1 - gunsforpandas (11/22/2012) [-]
This actually made my mind go blank... Like wtf? I was not expecting that...
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