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#43 - uranoob
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I never log out of my Facebook.
I can't be the only one...
#41 - emeryx
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I know I sound like a dumbass.
But I just made a tumblr and where the hell does everyone find posts like that?
I looked at some of my friends tumblrs but it's all porn and weed.
#86 to #41 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
you have to find the humor blogs or the ''art" blogs.
[smallthose artist. they like the weird ****][small]
#40 - grundo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I...
I don't know what got into me.
This dude hates me now.
#83 to #40 - brutalfistfuck
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Oh my god, I'm serious. I'm dying! This is the funniest ******* thing I've seen in months!
#81 to #40 - lezbeyan
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(11/23/2012) [-]
"Being gay and Cock Sucking to HER activities"...
#79 to #40 - yentabear
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I'm happy that they have the confidence to show their homosexuality, but ****
WE GET IT
#45 to #40 - snipy
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(11/23/2012) [-]
>This dude
>HER
>Wut.
#42 to #40 - scepterr
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Just one question ,

Added X to HER interests

Why her
#51 to #42 - Heaney
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Must have changed their sex. From him to her for that cherry on top.
#39 - fgtometer
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(11/23/2012) [-]
lol, hax

In Ireland most people call it a "frape", which is quite a funny portmanteau
#72 to #39 - defeats
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(11/23/2012) [-]
It's a "frape" in the UK too, I don't know why Americans seem to call it a hack...
#52 to #39 - Heaney
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Someone I can understand :) No matter how old you are if you have access to someone's phone you have to frape them. It's an unwritten law.
#65 to #52 - fgtometer
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(11/23/2012) [-]
They can be genius... One of my friends has dreadlocks, someone fraped him saying he'd gotten lice and was gonna cut them off. Everyone believed it, I only met him a few weeks later and had told a load of people... he was not a happy man
#44 to #39 - lewersss
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(11/23/2012) [-]
"i like girlz. hehe i fraped u lolz im so FUNNEH ^.^ guess hu dis is!!!!1111!"



It's ******* infuriating when this is around 80% of my news feed.
#48 to #44 - fgtometer
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(11/23/2012) [-]
This is true. Sometimes, there's absolute gold though. A true frapist will make it subtle, and believable if a bit of a stretch
#34 - rightouslightning
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(11/23/2012) [-]
If someone ever left their facebook logged on, here's what I would write:   
   
"Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going through a real tough time in my life right now. It feels like the weight of my life is bearing down on me and I don't know how I'll be able to cope with it. So, if anyone wants to be a great friend and give me a call and help talk me through this, I would be so very grateful."   
   
And then I would laugh maniacally as said person receives a flood of phone calls from people giving emotional support.
If someone ever left their facebook logged on, here's what I would write:

"Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going through a real tough time in my life right now. It feels like the weight of my life is bearing down on me and I don't know how I'll be able to cope with it. So, if anyone wants to be a great friend and give me a call and help talk me through this, I would be so very grateful."

And then I would laugh maniacally as said person receives a flood of phone calls from people giving emotional support.
#74 to #34 - scumbagposter
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#35 to #34 - TreesyDoesIt
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I would remove them from any current relationship they are in, open up a new tab and create a profile named "Person's Hand" or "Palmella" and then put them in a relationship with eachother. Best wank joke to date.
#32 - zytherman
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(11/23/2012) [-]
>Find computer logged into an account
>Master hacker
#27 - fisheaglee
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(11/23/2012) [-]
MFW LOL
#67 to #27 - sissywoo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I have no suitable reaction picture to represent your level of stupidity, so heres a black guy.   
   
P.S, youre an idiot
I have no suitable reaction picture to represent your level of stupidity, so heres a black guy.

P.S, youre an idiot
#30 to #27 - Digitalphear
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#23 - epilepticelephant **User deleted account**
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#25 to #23 - deliciousdee
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I can't see it, can we have some more arrows?
#21 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I always used to do one of two things. Either I would change their language to Mandarin so they couldn't figure out how to do anything (including change it back), or I would set every privacy setting to "Only me" so no one would see or respond to any pictures or statuses they posted afterwards, leaving them to wonder why they were so lonely.
#15 - esmebuffay
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I would just change their profile pic to this.
#68 to #15 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Your ******** wouldn't work on me, because jokes on your ************, thats ALREADY my facebook picture, with THIS as my cover photo.

Your move, ************.
#49 to #15 - letmetellyouastory
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Or how 'bout every pic?
#33 to #15 - madjik
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#22 to #15 - kyrozor
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I'll be saving that and doing that in college today, since it's friday morning and we've al been finished for 4 weeks so we just sit on games and facebook.
#24 to #22 - Sylphion
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Ditto
#10 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
;p;
#9 - longboarding
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Why the **** did I laugh so hard at this?
#13 to #9 - thice
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Because it was ******* hilarious
#8 - wehavecandy
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(11/23/2012) [-]
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#18 to #8 - hydraetis
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(11/23/2012) [-]
HOW THE **** DOES IT LOOP SO SEAMLESSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#19 to #18 - Childofindigo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Because its not actually moving.
#109 to #19 - hydraetis
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(11/24/2012) [-]
.....jesus christ
#6 - anon
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(11/23/2012) [-]
How do you get to the cool parts of tumblr? I always end up with the ****** photos and stuff.
#17 to #6 - ahoybokchoy
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Search under the LOL tag?
#5 - codyxvasco
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Here's what everyone does.

"I'm coming out of the closet"

Here's what I'd do:

"Romney isn't that bad."

"My grandmother didn't die quick enough"

"My girlfriend is such a tool"

"Is it wrong to find Cody Vasconcellos sexy?"

"I wonder if my sonic screwdriver will fit inside me....tonight, I find out"

"Not only do I use Facebook during school hours, I also forget to log out occasionally, And the nazi's did nothing TOO bad."
#54 to #5 - siggythepiggy
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Change their birthday.
When the real birthday comes,
they will get no congratulations
and think nobody loves them.
#37 to #5 - localcatbarber
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I just saw one on my feed, a girl saying "I just shaved downstairs. I went down three waist sizes!"
#29 to #5 - jakols
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(11/23/2012) [-]
i usually post poems about flowers when i facerape a buddy of mine
that way everyone thinks he's a fag without me actually typing it on the status.
All his Facebook Friends face when

"A single rose. Given by one to another. A single rose. Be it a friend, sister, or lover

A single rose. So good and pure. A single rose. May be the cure

A single rose. May dry the tears. A single rose. Wipes away the fears

A single rose. Represents many things. A single rose. To a memory, it clings

And if, by chance, that memory is bad. A single rose. Can seem so sad

But if, with luck, the memory is good. The rose stands proud. As it should. "
#47 to #29 - cruzslzr
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(11/23/2012) [-]
yfw he gets so much pussy for being "romantic"
#38 to #29 - siridontcare
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(11/23/2012) [-]
T.T so beautiful
#11 to #5 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT ONLINE
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(11/23/2012) [-]
"Okay I'll admit it... Obama's politics aren't that bad, it's because he's black that i don't like him"
#7 to #5 - xplosevdiarrhea
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I always thought it would be the one time that the "like" button would be useful on YouPorn.
#88 to #7 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(11/23/2012) [-]
THIS IS GREAT!   
   
THIS IS THE "EVIELEST" THING EVER!
THIS IS GREAT!

THIS IS THE "EVIELEST" THING EVER!
#82 to #7 - deepo
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(11/23/2012) [-]
I did this to a friend once and it doesn't work, facebook is not allowing it. (however we saved a porn picture on his computer, and then uploaded it on facebook, and it stayed here for three days)
#36 to #7 - sodapops
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(11/23/2012) [-]
Subtle, yet obvious.... Can't believe I've never thought of this. I think my next mission is to kidnap my friend's smartphone.
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#14 to #7 - HarvietheDinkle
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(11/23/2012) [-]
#4 - rawpedobearraw
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(11/23/2012) [-]
#3 - auraguardian
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(11/22/2012) [-]
friend leaves facebook signed in



LEL I TOTES HAKKED YOU IM PRO
#2 - senordick
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(11/22/2012) [-]
this is the coolest story a bro ever told
#1 - gunsforpandas
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(11/22/2012) [-]
This actually made my mind go blank... Like wtf? I was not expecting that...