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I know I sound like a dumbass.
But I just made a tumblr and where the hell does everyone find posts like that?
I looked at some of my friends tumblrs but it's all porn and weed.
But I just made a tumblr and where the hell does everyone find posts like that?
I looked at some of my friends tumblrs but it's all porn and weed.
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fgtometer (11/23/2012) [-]
lol, hax
In Ireland most people call it a "frape", which is quite a funny portmanteau
In Ireland most people call it a "frape", which is quite a funny portmanteau
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rightouslightning (11/23/2012) [-]
If someone ever left their facebook logged on, here's what I would write:
"Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going through a real tough time in my life right now. It feels like the weight of my life is bearing down on me and I don't know how I'll be able to cope with it. So, if anyone wants to be a great friend and give me a call and help talk me through this, I would be so very grateful."
And then I would laugh maniacally as said person receives a flood of phone calls from people giving emotional support.
"Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know that I'm going through a real tough time in my life right now. It feels like the weight of my life is bearing down on me and I don't know how I'll be able to cope with it. So, if anyone wants to be a great friend and give me a call and help talk me through this, I would be so very grateful."
And then I would laugh maniacally as said person receives a flood of phone calls from people giving emotional support.
I always used to do one of two things. Either I would change their language to Mandarin so they couldn't figure out how to do anything (including change it back), or I would set every privacy setting to "Only me" so no one would see or respond to any pictures or statuses they posted afterwards, leaving them to wonder why they were so lonely.
#6
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N. Korean citizen (11/23/2012) [-]
How do you get to the cool parts of tumblr? I always end up with the shitty photos and stuff.
Here's what everyone does.
"I'm coming out of the closet"
Here's what I'd do:
"Romney isn't that bad."
"My grandmother didn't die quick enough"
"My girlfriend is such a tool"
"Is it wrong to find Cody Vasconcellos sexy?"
"I wonder if my sonic screwdriver will fit inside me....tonight, I find out"
"Not only do I use Facebook during school hours, I also forget to log out occasionally, And the nazi's did nothing TOO bad."
"I'm coming out of the closet"
Here's what I'd do:
"Romney isn't that bad."
"My grandmother didn't die quick enough"
"My girlfriend is such a tool"
"Is it wrong to find Cody Vasconcellos sexy?"
"I wonder if my sonic screwdriver will fit inside me....tonight, I find out"
"Not only do I use Facebook during school hours, I also forget to log out occasionally, And the nazi's did nothing TOO bad."
#29 to #5
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jakols (11/23/2012) [-]
i usually post poems about flowers when i facerape a buddy of mine
that way everyone thinks he's a fag without me actually typing it on the status.
All his Facebook Friends face when
"A single rose. Given by one to another. A single rose. Be it a friend, sister, or lover
A single rose. So good and pure. A single rose. May be the cure
A single rose. May dry the tears. A single rose. Wipes away the fears
A single rose. Represents many things. A single rose. To a memory, it clings
And if, by chance, that memory is bad. A single rose. Can seem so sad
But if, with luck, the memory is good. The rose stands proud. As it should. "
that way everyone thinks he's a fag without me actually typing it on the status.
All his Facebook Friends face when
"A single rose. Given by one to another. A single rose. Be it a friend, sister, or lover
A single rose. So good and pure. A single rose. May be the cure
A single rose. May dry the tears. A single rose. Wipes away the fears
A single rose. Represents many things. A single rose. To a memory, it clings
And if, by chance, that memory is bad. A single rose. Can seem so sad
But if, with luck, the memory is good. The rose stands proud. As it should. "