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#149 - guto ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
9 out of 10 doctor agree?   
   
who is the 			*******		 sick doctor that disagree?
9 out of 10 doctor agree?

who is the ******* sick doctor that disagree?
#180 to #149 - monkeywithafez (11/23/2012) [-]
Octoberfest!
#162 to #149 - BigJords (11/23/2012) [-]
hi everybody
#151 to #149 - xuvious (11/23/2012) [-]
who are the sickos who agreed?
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#145 - jokersaysamuseme (11/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #143 - jalthelas (11/23/2012) [-]
The 'Martin Luther Kinfg Jr. National Historic' part was pretty funny.
#120 - cullenatorguy (11/23/2012) [-]
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that moment when you already have a boner then find this content
#175 to #120 - anon (11/23/2012) [-]
Perfect roll

A+
User avatar #117 - linktheherooftime (11/23/2012) [-]
What's with everyone posting these pictures of Sara Jessica Parker?
#111 - lawyerdude (11/23/2012) [-]
"I recommend you to have sex with a horse!"

1 out of 10 doctors agree
#104 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
What about Dolphins?
#153 to #104 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
I dont want to be the only one who got a boner from reading this...
I dont want to be the only one who got a boner from reading this...
#156 to #153 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
You are not alone, I'm here for you bro! I'll help you through these new, confusing feelings!   
Thanks to that paragraph, I now want to become a Dolphinsexual and make a sex on a Dolphin. You may be one as well and do the same<3
You are not alone, I'm here for you bro! I'll help you through these new, confusing feelings!
Thanks to that paragraph, I now want to become a Dolphinsexual and make a sex on a Dolphin. You may be one as well and do the same<3
#158 to #156 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
I KNOW! Normally, 			*******		 a dolphin or any animal would be kinda 			******		 to me, but the way he worded it, makes me want to go make love to a dolphin, you know, they're some of the only creatures who make sex for both reproduction and pleasure, so its not like you're doing harm to them, and he said they would decide if they want the D or not, so its their choice.   
   
Goddamn, why do i want to 			****		 a dolphin?!
I KNOW! Normally, ******* a dolphin or any animal would be kinda ****** to me, but the way he worded it, makes me want to go make love to a dolphin, you know, they're some of the only creatures who make sex for both reproduction and pleasure, so its not like you're doing harm to them, and he said they would decide if they want the D or not, so its their choice.

Goddamn, why do i want to **** a dolphin?!
#161 to #158 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
EXACTLY BRO! Dolphins are just itching for the D! And we're both consenting adult mammals, so what's the problem I ask you!?
#166 to #161 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
But... but... we would be 			*******		 an animal, i mean, in a world with no morals whatsoever, i would be all over this shizznit, but, you know what i mean brudda?
But... but... we would be ******* an animal, i mean, in a world with no morals whatsoever, i would be all over this shizznit, but, you know what i mean brudda?
#168 to #166 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
But what if God made dolphins like that so we wouldn't have to only have sex with humans!?
I'm buying a private island one day and just going nuts..
#231 to #168 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
Like if it was one of those Castaway situations, i mean, you're stranded on a deserted island, i would go ******* bananas, but instead bananas are dolphins. But then again, if you are stranded on an island or found out you onlyhave so long left to live, would you not do some of the things you would never do ?
User avatar #415 to #231 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
I would do everything I've always wanted to do, yes lol. As far as I can tell, we only have one life on Earth, so we might as well make the most of it. (I'm Christian and have morals and what-not, but you know what I mean.)
User avatar #421 to #415 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
I feel ya bro, i really do, I'm an agnostic athiest, im still debating about my stance on afterlife and all that fun stuff, i dont believe in a deity, but i would like to believe in something happening after you die, like, you live one life on this earth, but maybe if the multi-universe theory is true, you could just enter another life in some other universe on some other world, maybe a world where it is socially acceptable to make sex with dolphins, but i need to learn more about physics to back up my beliefs, or who knows, maybe we're all just one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively... but then the agnostic part in me comes in and is all like "who knows, this is stuff only the dead knows, it is pointless to talk about"
User avatar #423 to #421 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, I think it's very dangerous to set your mind to one side. I love Science and I was born into a Christian home. Then I questioned everything one day, did 4 years of research(which I continue everyday), and here I am MUCH stronger/confident in my beliefs.

Why don't you believe in a deity, if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #425 to #423 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, when i say deity, i mean i dont believe in some dude in control of everything, i'd like to believe in a universal energy that gives us life, consciousness, and critical thinking, i dont believe this as an all-powerful energy, something that can prevent bad things from happening, because with the good we must take the bad, equivalent exchange and all that fun stuff. But I think if I were to believe in some dude in control of everything, who created him or her or where did he come from? I would have to believe in many gods, or an infinite number of gods, maybe one for each universe, (if the multiverse theory is true) that they could travel throughout time and dimensions. Like, one god goes to another universe, creates another god, that god does the same, i would imagine it like a circle, the 'first' god is at the top, he creates a god and that god does the same, but it works around the circle until it gets back to the top and creates the 'first' god, but then that would create a time paradox.
This is why i dont like to mess with god theories, its ******* confusing ****
User avatar #428 to #425 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
I understand, and I would agree if I thought God was bound to our Physical laws.

I believe God exists. I also believe He transcends space and time (This would mean He didn't have to come from somewhere. He always existed. A concept hard for us to grasp simply because our Universe was designed to have a beginning and an end. But outside of our Universe, what laws are there?) and uses the laws that He created (and is Master of) for our Universe (and potentially others) to interact with us.

I believe it is possible that He interacts with us through the 11-Spatial Dimensions (assuming that is true, if it isn't then I believe He could have set the world into motion and it is to play out on its own. The interactions we experience with Him might then be somewhat "prerecorded" into our existence. Just a thought. Don't be tricked, this does not support "destiny" though.). That part of String Theory gives Him a nice, Scientifically logical environment to reside in while interacting with us. Study God and Study the dimensions. God being a Higher-Dimensional entity makes A LOT of sense to me.

Try not to rule out God. He's much more logical than a lot of people think.
I love this topic and will try my best to answer any questions you might have:)
User avatar #429 to #428 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh i do too, i love hearing other people's point of view and what they believe, one can never get too much information.
This is one of the reasons why i have always been fascinated with DMT and have wanted to try it for so long, is that you gain knowledge of things not of this dimension, and in many cases of people using DMT, they say you encounter inter dimensional beings and in often times communicate with them. But its one of those things that are not for tripping, but are for meditation and spiritual enlightenment.
But your god theory actually makes sense, if god created the universe, but dosent have to play by its rules. So its sorta like a boardgame, you create a board game and you're playing it with your friends, but you are on such a high level than your friends they are insignificant to you, but you are playing and you pass go and collect 400 dollars, not 200, and they are like "hey you cant do that, thats cheating!" and you're like "bitch i made this game, i do what i want"
User avatar #430 to #429 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
I agree :D infinite knowledge to be learned! Existence is incredible!

I'll be honest, I don't know much about the DMT topic. I'll have to research it. Is it basically like getting high and having a positive religious experience? (That's my take on a 20 second glance at a Google search lol).

The board game idea is pretty cool lol, I haven't heard it put that way before, I'll have to use that in other discussions :P
User avatar #431 to #430 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh yes, but far more than high, its a complete out of body experience. First, DMT is the most psychedelic chemical known to man, and is also the oldest known drug used by man, the Egyptians and Mayans used it, DMT, or Dimethyltryptamine is a chemical that is created in your Pineal gland which is almost at the center of your brain, and would be right in between your eyebrows, so it is basically your third eye, when you sleep at night and dream, your dreams are a product of DMT. DMT is present in animals and plants, it is everywhere.
Watch this video, it talks about what one might experience www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLWfQxqiydc
but ive never done it, but my favorite quote about it is from Joe Rogan "Its like trying to explain a kaleidoscopic to a blind man"

User avatar #432 to #431 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
That was very interesting, thank you. It reminded me of an article I read over Neuropsychopharmacology: The study of Psychological and Neurological effects that drugs/medication/etc. have on humans. They were talking about how certain mushrooms could be used in a controlled environment to allow people that Neurologically CAN'T comprehend God/Religion/Spirtitual things, to have a Spiritual experience (Likely the "Level 3")

My only problem with all of this, is the things used are drugs and chemicals in enormous amounts. The people are literally getting high and literally hallucinating. It could give them a profound life-changing experience, but it was all a hallucination. It's like having a dream and then it changes your life. What happens if they "wake up", figuratively speaking? (realize it was all in their head)
User avatar #433 to #432 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
True, it could all just be the drugs, but then again, who's to say its not real?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpoPBrE9mhI&feature=related
if you have the time, watch this video, Joe Rogan really explains it well, cuts through the ********
User avatar #434 to #433 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
I'll have to watch it later. I partially agree with you in saying "Who's to say its not real?" but part of me also thinks a Neurologist could possibly prove it false. I'm not saying either way though lol.

It's sort of like praying. Neurologists say the language processing part of your brain lights up as if you were actually talking with someone. Does this mean praying is all in your head though? Or is that just the way that it was set up to work in the first place. Gets kind of opinionated/Philosophical the deeper you go lol.
User avatar #435 to #434 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
I like how we went from talking about having sex with dolphins to psychedelics

i ******* love this community
#436 to #435 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Me too bro. There's not a ton of people that have things in common with me where I live. It's nice to come here and find a ton of them:)
User avatar #427 to #425 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
sorry if you got a little lost along my babbling
#132 to #104 - nighthawxx (11/23/2012) [-]
just wanted to point it out
just wanted to point it out
User avatar #112 to #104 - lemanrouste (11/23/2012) [-]
Dolphins don't give you a choice though.
User avatar #188 to #112 - newsmyrna (11/23/2012) [-]
that's why it's called rape
User avatar #114 to #112 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Are you implying Dolphin rape?
User avatar #417 to #114 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
Are you implying that coconuts migrate?
#418 to #417 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Well of course they do man, who doesn't know that?
User avatar #419 to #418 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, maybe they were carried
User avatar #422 to #420 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
What? A Swallow carrying a coconut?

It could grip it by the husk!
#424 to #422 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
That'd be a strong Swallow..
User avatar #426 to #424 - potatotown (11/23/2012) [-]
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
User avatar #116 to #114 - lemanrouste (11/23/2012) [-]
I may, in fact, be implying Dolphin Rape.

Good eye.
User avatar #121 to #116 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
I only ask that you read the paragraph I posted with my first comment. Female Dolphins are different from males and not all males are rapists. Romance the female and things will go amazingly. Rape her and she'll crush your penis off with her mighty vagina muscles of mightiness lol.
They give you a choice and want to pleasure you too. But just like a normal human behaves, they have certain "requirements" first. Trust to build, etc.
User avatar #124 to #121 - lemanrouste (11/23/2012) [-]
That's how they get you! It's all a trick, the draw you in with their squeals, then bam! Dolphin Rape Cave.

Their requirements will never be met!

ALL IS DUST!

getting carried away....
#125 to #124 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Well they are pretty smart...
User avatar #127 to #125 - lemanrouste (11/23/2012) [-]
Exactly! It's the smart ones you have to be cautious about.
#129 to #127 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
BUT THEY'RE ALL SMART!?
#131 to #129 - lemanrouste (11/23/2012) [-]
That's the point &gt;:D.
That's the point >:D.
#136 to #131 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
No more beach for me
User avatar #138 to #136 - lemanrouste (11/23/2012) [-]
Remember, smash the noses!
#141 to #138 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
YEAH! I'll be all like..   
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YEAH! I'll be all like..
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User avatar #152 to #141 - aasherknight (11/23/2012) [-]
I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. wtf is wrong with us.
#154 to #152 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
Nothing at all friend! We're two perfectly normal, gentle dandy's~
Nothing at all friend! We're two perfectly normal, gentle dandy's~
#102 - phanact (11/23/2012) [-]
But how could you not want to have sex with this lucious animal

Just look at the face, imagine slowly staring into its eyes as it violates you in ways you've never experienced before

Those ears, that you could just nibble on, as it whispers sensual thoughts into your ears

That glorious mane, more soft and beautiful than 1000 suns, brushing up against your body as you lay with your legs intertwined


Yes

This is what I want.
#97 - leonium (11/23/2012) [-]
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#106 to #97 - raigen (11/23/2012) [-]
Relevance is off the charts man...
Relevance is off the charts man...
#88 - datguypauls (11/23/2012) [-]
don't worry. we're all just stardust
#85 - shazain (11/23/2012) [-]
Wait, so 1 doctor thinks you SHOULD **** horses?!
#86 to #85 - mctrollston (11/23/2012) [-]
1/10 doctors are horses
#84 - dirigiblequixote (11/23/2012) [-]
Worth the read.
User avatar #133 to #84 - theproxy (11/23/2012) [-]
penis please, this is not the time.
User avatar #98 to #84 - charv (11/23/2012) [-]
I've already read it.
#91 to #84 - thisotherdude (11/23/2012) [-]
I'm not ever grossed out by this.
#90 to #84 - chewythewolftwo (11/23/2012) [-]
The fact that someone favorited this slightly disturbs me.
User avatar #92 to #90 - thisotherdude (11/23/2012) [-]
One post on how to **** dolphins had about 30 favourites...
#94 to #92 - chewythewolftwo (11/23/2012) [-]
Really? Who could possibly use that? Who, from the general public, will ever get the opportunity to be one-on-one with a dolphin, let alone have enough time to **** it? Horses are everywhere
And we have six of them.
User avatar #103 to #94 - thisotherdude (11/23/2012) [-]
A short flight or drive to Mexico, a fairly unoccupied beach, and a few dolphins, bang you're done.
#105 to #103 - chewythewolftwo (11/23/2012) [-]
Wouldn't grabbing a hooker both be cheaper and a whole lot less morally questionable?
Wouldn't grabbing a hooker both be cheaper and a whole lot less morally questionable?
User avatar #107 to #105 - thisotherdude (11/23/2012) [-]
But hookers are cheap, generally ugly if you pay that little, and filled to the brim with STD's. Also apparently dolphins are essentially sexual goddesses.

I really need to stop spending so much time on the internet
User avatar #147 to #107 - mrsirandsir (11/23/2012) [-]
There is some information in life that I question how one could possibly find even if they deliberately searched for it.
like that
User avatar #115 to #107 - chewythewolftwo (11/23/2012) [-]
This is true. And fortunately I wouldn't know.

I couldn't agree more dude. We need help.
User avatar #118 to #115 - dirigiblequixote (11/23/2012) [-]
You should probably never Google /be/, then.

*nonchalant whistle*
#126 to #118 - chewythewolftwo (11/23/2012) [-]
....
Hmm.
I'm going to make a friend from Random Board do it.
#144 to #126 - dirigiblequixote (11/23/2012) [-]
But then you'd be missing out on the experience!
User avatar #150 to #144 - chewythewolftwo (11/23/2012) [-]
Ahhh, now it makes sense.
I'm gonna have to take a pass, aye
User avatar #155 to #150 - dirigiblequixote (11/23/2012) [-]
That's not actually /be/, though.

/be/ stands for bestiality

it's a scary board
#157 to #155 - chewythewolftwo (11/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's what I was just told, I figured it was the same color, lol.
User avatar #89 to #84 - fencingchamp (11/23/2012) [-]
wh....why?!
#83 - Digitalphear (11/23/2012) [-]
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So there's one doctor out there that condones sex with horses.
#82 - zeroshot ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
What the **** is wrong with the first 9?!
#81 - amuter ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
>horse dick
#80 - xrabiddonutz (11/23/2012) [-]
What the hell OP? How is he even related?
#68 - DANCINGLOBSTERS (11/23/2012) [-]
What the 			****		 is wrong with #10
What the **** is wrong with #10
#79 to #68 - anon (11/23/2012) [-]
Better question, what the **** is wrong with the first nine?
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