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#60 - tranminh ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
I was not aware tattoos were sentient and capable of speech
#58 - ashler (11/23/2012) [-]
**ashler rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at When getting off Funnyjunk ** my tattoo
**ashler rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at When getting off Funnyjunk ** my tattoo
User avatar #57 - avablaarghgargh (11/23/2012) [-]
**avablaarghgargh rolls 86** number of times that's happened to me
#52 - vegetatheprince (11/23/2012) [-]
I don't understand how people would get something written on them in a foreign language before they even know what it would look like.
#117 to #52 - EKcEntRIC (11/23/2012) [-]
i think you meant what the tattoo would mean, cuz you can see the tattoo, either way i get what ur saying
#50 - justbeingcool (11/23/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #250 at dinner time, like a fucking boss! ** hfw
User avatar #45 - karmas (11/22/2012) [-]
"im not sure what the tattoo told u that said?" wut
User avatar #55 to #45 - exicuton (11/23/2012) [-]
Normally, when getting a tattoo, they have magazines you can look in and if there's phrases or sentences in a foreign language it will usually state the meaning of it in English below the picture. So what he meant was, "I'm not sure what the tattoo "In the magazine" told you that (it) said (translated into), but it means picnic table."
Hopefully that explains it properly.
#47 to #45 - anon (11/23/2012) [-]
I'm not sure what English teacher told you what you meant, but you the whole sentence. Derp
User avatar #48 to #47 - karmas (11/23/2012) [-]
Exactly.
#44 - warcrytr (11/22/2012) [-]
**warcrytr rolled a random image posted in comment #1599069 at Item Discussion **  what i have as a tattoo
**warcrytr rolled a random image posted in comment #1599069 at Item Discussion ** what i have as a tattoo
User avatar #42 - codyxvasco (11/22/2012) [-]
I'd be scared as **** if my tattoo told me what it said.
User avatar #31 - northway (11/22/2012) [-]
no it doesn't..
#51 to #31 - jaerbuen (11/23/2012) [-]
Ok? Then what does it say?
Ok? Then what does it say?
User avatar #140 to #51 - northway (11/23/2012) [-]
something 蕊 威廉, the first word isn't that clear, it could be some word else and 威廉is william.
#30 - justbeingcool (11/22/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Technology progression ** my table
#29 - justbeingcool (11/22/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1436902 at Item Discussion ** picnic table
#27 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
My chinese is a bit rusty but I'm pretty sure that says attention whore
#43 to #27 - anon (11/22/2012) [-]
>covered 95% of the time.
>obviously for attention

methinks anon is an angsty virgin
#46 to #43 - pinkamenavirus ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I Thinky this anon is the same.   
<3
I Thinky this anon is the same.
<3
#24 - xxcxpxx (11/22/2012) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at God Vs Satan ** <- my tattoo
#19 - nigelthornberries (11/22/2012) [-]
**nigelthornberries rolled a random image posted in comment #1703151 at MLP Friendly Board ** what tattoo i have
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#53 to #19 - alonetime has deleted their comment [-]
#22 to #19 - raigen (11/22/2012) [-]
What did you just roll?! I don't even..
#17 - alonetime (11/22/2012) [-]
her new life
#114 to #17 - mainerva (11/23/2012) [-]
A contestant actually did this in an episode of Master chef america.

Needless to say the contestant lost.
User avatar #28 to #17 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (11/22/2012) [-]
How the **** did you find that..?
User avatar #100 to #28 - danniegurl (11/23/2012) [-]
it was on one of those countdowns. top sexiest jobs.
User avatar #59 to #28 - MakiChan (11/23/2012) [-]
presenting sushi on live models is a thing now days so you can find the pics quite easy.
User avatar #54 to #28 - odonnell (11/23/2012) [-]
Its the internet, its harder not to find these things.
#32 to #28 - bobillho (11/22/2012) [-]
It's actually a japanese tradition and companies rent these people out to business men for traditional dinners

but hell if i know why the F"%* they do that...

mfw i know that for reasons unknown and it scares me
User avatar #33 to #32 - imabser (11/22/2012) [-]
Why wouldnt you want to eat food off a woman?
#36 to #33 - bobillho (11/22/2012) [-]
JAPAN thats why!
JAPAN thats why!
User avatar #37 to #36 - imabser (11/22/2012) [-]
I like Japanese/Chinese/Asian women.
#110 to #37 - saladtongsofdeath (11/23/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Scumbag Emo ** or just asian women
#112 to #110 - saladtongsofdeath (11/23/2012) [-]
but in asia... they are just woman
#38 to #37 - bobillho (11/22/2012) [-]
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#16 - mmmcerveza (11/22/2012) [-]
**mmmcerveza rolled a random image posted in comment #195 at hahaowow ** tattoist FW
User avatar #15 - stocxt (11/22/2012) [-]
I imagined her getting on her hands and knees while naked and then using her as a table while I eat.
#34 to #15 - imabser (11/22/2012) [-]
Credit to comment number 17 mr. alonetime
User avatar #35 to #34 - imabser (11/22/2012) [-]
not exact but close enough eh?
#23 to #21 - englman (11/22/2012) [-]
It's called Forniphilia.
Go crazy friend:)
User avatar #25 to #23 - paintedgorilla (11/22/2012) [-]
interesting... thanks.
#26 to #25 - englman (11/22/2012) [-]
You're very welcome
#13 - justbeingcool (11/22/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at pc v mac ** what i have as a tattoo
#14 to #13 - ilovewhitepeople (11/22/2012) [-]
**ilovewhitepeople rolled a random image posted in comment #344 at Operation Kinder ** What I have as a tattoo
#12 - justbeingcool (11/22/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #1814989 at MLP Brony Board ** what i have as a tattoo
User avatar #56 to #12 - madjackwack (11/23/2012) [-]
my mate has a pyramid head tatoo relevantly, but it's not crossed with sweetie bell.
User avatar #20 to #12 - raigen (11/22/2012) [-]
That reminded me of this... www.youtube.com/watch?v=anhTFP9yjek
User avatar #10 - defeats (11/22/2012) [-]
He's just ******* with her, but you're going to believe someone who has the last name Li, I mean, he's definitely Asian, and no matter what language she has that tattoo in, he could be from there.
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