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#526 - nathanbacon (11/23/2012) [-]
HAH they think they can censor the internet
#534 to #526 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
YEAH! I just want to march up to our government and say, what the 						****					 did you just 						*******					 say about the Internet, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 						****					 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 						*******					 words. You think you can get away with saying that 						****					 about the Internet? Think again, 						******					. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 						*******					 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 						****					. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 						*******					 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 						****					 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You don't mess with peoples' 						*******					 porn. You’re 						*******					 dead, kiddo.
YEAH! I just want to march up to our government and say, what the **** did you just ******* say about the Internet, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** about the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You don't mess with peoples' ******* porn. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#540 to #534 - underaserpentsun (11/23/2012) [-]
mfw 'gorilla warfare'
#480 - skinless (11/23/2012) [-]
mfw sopa
mfw sopa
#293 - iliketopartybitch (11/22/2012) [-]
I swear I feel like the government is full of 						*******					 idiotic people
I swear I feel like the government is full of ******* idiotic people
#327 to #293 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
Each government is usually a fairly accurate mirror of the people it represents.
User avatar #324 to #293 - cullenatorguy (11/22/2012) [-]
You have felt correctly, wide-eyed brunette hipster faggot.
#518 - weniscake (11/23/2012) [-]
I have to stock up on porn. NOW
#523 to #518 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
I've been at it for two years now. Over-prepare and you'll always be prepared.   
or something like that..
I've been at it for two years now. Over-prepare and you'll always be prepared.
or something like that..
#581 to #523 - joyguy (11/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#584 to #581 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
YEAH~!
YEAH~!
#587 to #584 - joyguy (11/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, keep it going!!!
Yeah, keep it going!!!
#588 to #587 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#589 to #588 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!     
 That's all I have lmao...
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's all I have lmao...
#592 to #589 - joyguy (11/23/2012) [-]
FINISHING MOOOOVE!!!!!!!!
FINISHING MOOOOVE!!!!!!!!
#593 to #592 - englman (11/23/2012) [-]
HNNNNNNG~!
HNNNNNNG~!
#554 to #518 - anonymous (11/23/2012) [-]
no porn = more sex.

back to the sixties but this time with protection!
#435 - xxxansweredxxx (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah? We'll see about that.

Pledged.

Pitchforks and Torches, brothers!
#236 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
OP here, just wanted to say a few things:
1) I couldn't give a real link because I made the account for this picture alone. You can't post full links on a new account. Thus the <dot>. I made the account and deleted it because I don't want discussions about thumb-whores. It's the same reason I'm posting this anonymously. I WILL NOT EVER ASK FOR RECOGNITION. If someone tries, they're thumb-whoring.
2) The people who want this to pass are RELYING on you to stop giving a **** . They figure if they try it enough times, people will just lose interest and say, "Not this **** again...."
3) The attitude of, "It never worked before, it won't work now," is the effectively the same problem as #2.
4) Yeah, you're giving google your name and email. If you've used gmail or youtube, they have this stuff anyway. You don't have to be specific with your location. "United States" is completely acceptable - and not very specific.
5) By signing as Hitler or something, you're just hurting the petition. It might be funny now. If won't be so funny when they can justify shutting down FJ because there's a screenshot of a game in a single comment. Vague wording in an agreement could seriously make that happen. Thats why these discussions need to be public. Please don't undermine the petition with petty games.
6) Internet opinions matter a hell of a lot more when its an issue directly linked to the internet, not some random dude in Africa. If you don't think it's enough WRITE A LETTER TO YOUR SENATOR or whoever represents you in your given country.
7) They people who benefit most are hoping you will stay silent. They are hoping that you will look the other way - that you will simply write it off as another non-threat. The day you look away is the day your freedom will die. Do not stand idle. Let your voice be heard.
#473 - justbeingcool (11/23/2012) [-]
**justbeingcool rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Pugged Up ** the internet
#122 - gnillort (11/22/2012) [-]
enlarge if you must...
#47 - Leyf (11/22/2012) [-]
Signed so hard.
#461 - garymuthafuknoak (11/23/2012) [-]






Sopa isn't going to do ****
User avatar #352 - ruebezahl (11/22/2012) [-]
Ah yes, Google... protector of the free Internet... willing collaborator of the FBI when Gmail account data is needed to figure out if the CIA director is cheating on his wife....

No, of course that is not a contradiction. Google is a protector of a free Internet... when business issues are at stake for Google.

I wonder how many of the people who sign that Google petition actually know what that "closed-door meeting in December" is about (which actually isn't really a closed-door meeting as Google lies...er...claims - in fact, four Google representatives are going to participate in that meeting) . Because Google sure as hell doesn't tell you that on their website. They just expect you to get all upset and sign the damn petition. Facts? Information? None of that to be had from Google. Just some emotional video and some half-truths. And then they complain about secretive governments.

You don't have to trust your government - in fact, you shouldn't, but trusting a corporation is a million times more stupid.
User avatar #408 to #352 - padrerebelscumole (11/22/2012) [-]
gouglie(misspelled that in purpuse) is been a pretty good ally in this corp fight over the internet all these years , aside the talks about monitoring infomation etc.
Take a minute and think for a second.This corp you talk about is led by computer experts who use the internet.Even the chiefs in command are young and pretty sure they use internet , facebook , etc..You think that if this that you imply would be in effect wouldn't there be strikes of this corp's personel ? Wouldn't there be e-mail's about that on the internet? That this corp is actully pretty bad , and is not what it say it is? And about this meeting you think that this big internet corp that says is pro free internet would not want to be a part of it just to see what they will talk about and prove the wrong?What do you think the world is run by ? Monkeys?Come on?Grow up and don't repeat the talk's of previous year's so called internet gurus on youtube.You dont want to be a part of this corp's job.Fine by me, but dont go to this corp's search engine or video provider and talk bad about it in chat areas.Thats 2faced man.Its a psychosis.
#151 - julpiter (11/22/2012) [-]
TO WAR!!
TO WAR!!
#120 - tyroneisanigger (11/22/2012) [-]
Why do governments have such a boner for censoring the internet?
User avatar #159 to #120 - TARDIS (11/22/2012) [-]
Because they fear it.
#44 - dovahkiinsteve (11/22/2012) [-]
Fukken signed.
Fukken signed.
#33 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2012) [-]
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I hope they realize this would lead to massive rioting and a total collapse of governments worldwide.
#442 - basichaharemix ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
MFW another "SOPA"

Pfft, they ain't gonna do ****
User avatar #443 to #442 - RamDozer (11/23/2012) [-]
Money has the power to corrupt any man.
#447 to #443 - basichaharemix ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
True, but they forget money is nothing compared to the voices of over 7 billion people (Talking about the U.S.) who demand that their internet access/freedoms remains ******** with. Also I think there will be mass riots when people aren't able to get their free porn.
#451 to #447 - RamDozer (11/23/2012) [-]
That's a valid point.

MFW " ******** with"
#459 to #451 - basichaharemix ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
I was thinking &quot;untouched&quot; or &quot;unharmed&quot;, but I went with &quot;						********					&quot; because it gave it that extra something
I was thinking "untouched" or "unharmed", but I went with " ******** " because it gave it that extra something
#485 to #447 - underaserpentsun (11/23/2012) [-]
yea. remember occupy? me neither.
#502 to #485 - basichaharemix ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
**** those occupy people! Assholes made it ******* impossible to get where I wanted to go in New York!
#503 to #502 - underaserpentsun (11/23/2012) [-]
not sure if joking or just incredibly stupid
#510 to #503 - basichaharemix ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Both!
Both!
#512 - cirquededc (11/23/2012) [-]
THE INTERNET WILL REVOLT AGAINST THIS 						*******					! But seriously? The government just needs to stay out of our 						****					, this is getting annoying.
THE INTERNET WILL REVOLT AGAINST THIS ******* ! But seriously? The government just needs to stay out of our **** , this is getting annoying.
User avatar #528 to #512 - Maroon ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
seriously. Like, just give the **** up. It's getting ******* old.
#531 to #528 - underaserpentsun (11/23/2012) [-]
they are like rocky, they never give up. except they don't mind if you punch them in the face. and they have no frozen cows to train on.
User avatar #536 to #531 - Maroon ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
I mean it's like **** . Just... just stop. Over and over and over again with the same ******** . All they are really doing is waiting for the day that not enough people try to stop them, which is bound to happen. "For the people" my ass. The people already said multiple times to **** off with the censorship and they keep coming back to it.
#537 to #536 - underaserpentsun (11/23/2012) [-]
amen brother :(
User avatar #616 to #536 - kafei (11/24/2012) [-]
If they really try to **** with the internet, they are going to regret it. From me, it sounds like from you, and from a lot of other people all over the world.
#167 - javajunkie (11/22/2012) [-]
You just got to love Google. If anyone actually made a big impact on mankind in the past decade it is them.
#128 - alexanderhagar (11/22/2012) [-]
MFW Government wants to **** our internet up
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