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#41 - LEDEL (11/22/2012) [-]
what about texture and stuff though? i'm not smart in this area i was just wondering.
#40 - mr skeltal (11/22/2012) [-]
See, I read this, and then I think about friction
User avatar #39 - ironlion (11/22/2012) [-]
explain diseases
User avatar #38 - samthediv ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I read this in a science book when I was quite young. I punched a kid and said "Technically I didn't touch him".
I miss my days of stupidity...
#35 - doomle (11/22/2012) [-]
Im flying!
#34 - thecrazyonedf (11/22/2012) [-]
then how does friction work?
#33 - starchild (11/22/2012) [-]
Hovering you say???
#50 to #33 - xfrankie (11/22/2012) [-]
you know, this **** belongs to the morbid channel...
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#31 - CherryYumDiddly (11/22/2012) [-]
Explain how marker soaking into a cotton shirt works with this logic.
Explain how marker soaking into a cotton shirt works with this logic.
#28 - mr skeltal (11/22/2012) [-]
******** . Our atoms entwine with our surroundings very lightly.
#30 to #28 - mr skeltal (11/22/2012) [-]
Electrons have the unique ability of being both a wave and a proton, and being a wave, they can over lap, thus, 'Touching'
#53 to #30 - mr skeltal (11/22/2012) [-]
I believe you mean a wave and a particle. And it's hardly unique, many particles possess particle-wave duality, the largest in fact being Buckminster Fullerene, or C60.
#27 - aiihop (11/22/2012) [-]
How the **** do textures work then????
#43 to #27 - mr skeltal (11/22/2012) [-]
Something like paper compared to metal has a different surface structure, paper is much more "bumpy" in small scale when compared, while metal is relatively smooth. The small dents and bumps are covered by electrons (obviously), and the force of these electrons against the electrons on your skin make you feel a different texture.

As for friction, which is also like texture, it's linked with the small scale bumps and dents as well. Something with high friction, like sandpaper, has a lot of these bumps and dents, which when rubbed against another material produce a force. This works basically the same as your finger not being able to go through your hand, your hand gives a force to your finger, which prevents it from going through, just in small scale.
User avatar #22 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/22/2012) [-]
What if I launch myself with the hadron collider in a wall? Wat do then?
User avatar #25 to #22 - SteyrAUG (11/22/2012) [-]
You die. It doesn't take someone with a degree in quantum physics to figure that one out.

User avatar #26 to #25 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #20 - srskate (11/22/2012) [-]
Yes I knew that. I figured that **** out when I was in middle school. I was also a complete douchebag who used that fact to bring "I'm not touching you" to a rapey new level.
User avatar #21 to #20 - DoggyBouncer (11/22/2012) [-]
So if I raped someone, I'm not technically raping them, but I can feel their "resistance".

User avatar #348 to #21 - srskate (11/25/2012) [-]
yes, that was the joke
#24 to #21 - bloodsoakedtie (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #18 - lostlonelyme (11/22/2012) [-]
id say hat is somethini already now but ull al think in crazy ir in a cult ..
#19 to #18 - mr skeltal (11/22/2012) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #17 - danytheop (11/22/2012) [-]
So, we make noise from resistance. great
User avatar #7 - misticalz ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Yes I knew this.
#6 - mr skeltal (11/22/2012) [-]
So i just drew on myself. Technically the ink is st floating?
#9 to #6 - grandterskrasao (11/22/2012) [-]
i believe so, because while the atoms are repelling, they are at the same time attracting the atoms of the ink.
User avatar #5 - dedaluminus (11/22/2012) [-]
Just because I don't chemically bond with something doesn't mean I'm not touching it

User avatar #12 to #5 - tankimatt (11/22/2012) [-]
yes it does
#10 to #5 - lavitts (11/22/2012) [-]
You can say that all you want, but it will never bring you closer to your precious waifu.
User avatar #4 - HaveANiceDay (11/22/2012) [-]
Then I guess I'm still a virgin
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#1 - Jowi (11/22/2012) [-]
I'm high right now and upset that I'll never actually be able to touch anything or anyone!
User avatar #243 to #1 - jehova (11/22/2012) [-]
Actually, your body has a very tiny radiactivity level.. So when you get very close to someone, like ******* , you have a high possibility of ``touching that person´´.
I'm telling you, I'm science.
User avatar #16 to #1 - faffer (11/22/2012) [-]
well, technically you were touching your mother via the umbilical chord until it was severed.
#2 to #1 - mr skeltal (11/22/2012) [-]
I'm going to call the cyberpolice on you for doing drugs.
User avatar #36 to #2 - dezider **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
that's ******** , he never touched any drug
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