Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #286 - chapmouse (11/22/2012) [-]
10^-8 is really not the same as the actual distance... Electrostatic repulsion is strongest between 0 and 1 femtometres (10^-15m) and the graph to show this is asmyptotic, meaning you get infinitely close to an object, but the repulsion just gets stronger. fyi: 1x10^-15m is about the radius of a proton.
#279 - stopdropandtroll (11/22/2012) [-]
I'm very well aware that I'm hovering right now.
#271 - taygah (11/22/2012) [-]
**taygah rolled a random image posted in comment #194 at knock knock, motherfucker ** I hover myself at night
#291 to #271 - beefking (11/22/2012) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #167 at Want ** I don't think pooh bear is hovering anymore
#270 - blockheadboy (11/22/2012) [-]
Explain finger prints then
User avatar #285 to #270 - iamintofunny (11/22/2012) [-]
Fingerprint have unique pattern.
When given a force, those pattern will indented perfectly on a surface, mainly solid since the atom vibrates highly with little displacement.
That, with what hanyouvale said, gives the definition of "fingerprints".
User avatar #283 to #270 - welfarekid (11/22/2012) [-]
i think that were touching the item and this just sounds like reasonable ********
User avatar #274 to #270 - commissarcrunch (11/22/2012) [-]
the indents in your finger still push slightly further away from your body then the rest of your finger? or maybe its something to do with the oils on your fingers. idk
User avatar #275 to #274 - hanyouvale (11/22/2012) [-]
its mix of oils and bits of skin. but mainly oil
User avatar #268 - CHARGERZ (11/22/2012) [-]
ive known this for about 10 years, im better then you guys, **** off..
User avatar #281 to #268 - iamintofunny (11/22/2012) [-]
Why yes of course, old man.
User avatar #280 to #268 - alfjnn ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Ten*
Than*
guys; **** off*
I've*
I'm*

Really, bro?
Are you so inane where you cannot even grammaticate?
#277 to #268 - reiconex (11/22/2012) [-]
Knowing trivial bits of information makes you better than people who may not know it, because 						****					 logic.
Knowing trivial bits of information makes you better than people who may not know it, because **** logic.
#273 to #268 - arandomanon (11/22/2012) [-]
At least I know when to use "than" and "then"
#292 to #273 - beefking (11/22/2012) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Great Subtitle Work ** oh yea?
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Great Subtitle Work ** oh yea?
#278 to #273 - faggtime (11/22/2012) [-]
**faggtime rolled a random image posted in comment #1881577 at MLP Friendly Board ** nice come back
#264 - thatnerdyguy (11/22/2012) [-]
MFW people try to explain why this is wrong because they can feel stuff and see stuff touching.
User avatar #263 - toxicovrtake (11/22/2012) [-]
I tried Explaining this to people last year in biology.. no one believed me..
User avatar #282 to #263 - iamintofunny (11/22/2012) [-]
Give them book-proof. Then they will shut their mouth up.
#261 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2012) [-]
Theres a vsauce on this The only person you realley touched was your mom
User avatar #259 - imelonsi (11/22/2012) [-]
So everyone does hover-hand?
User avatar #256 - wreckthechick (11/22/2012) [-]
so technically you never have sex
#255 - Shmuck (11/22/2012) [-]
So King Midas was total ******** !!!

And I believed for so long!
#258 to #255 - arandomanon (11/22/2012) [-]
What if we all are like King Midas but since we actually don't touch anything it doesnt work
User avatar #265 to #258 - thatnerdyguy (11/22/2012) [-]
All that changed was that he became able to touch...
#269 to #265 - arandomanon (11/22/2012) [-]
Looks like you understand my point, fellow
Looks like you understand my point, fellow
User avatar #254 - joelalmonte (11/22/2012) [-]
Also if we never touch anything explain how a needle goes in our arms? the force of electrons alone wouldnt pierce our skin,
User avatar #304 to #254 - jakeduck (11/22/2012) [-]
The needle repels the atoms around it. When you cut something, the atoms are simply being pushed apart. You do not destroy atoms, they just rearrange themselves.

In short, needles make the atoms in your body rearrange themselves.
User avatar #252 - ihawk (11/22/2012) [-]
What would happen if you were to actually touch something? Would your skin just be sensitive to the material? Would nothing happen?
#251 - joelalmonte (11/22/2012) [-]
If you cant touch anything, how would you see 						*******					 streaks on your hand if you touch dog 						****					. And if someone wwas shaking your hand totally encasing it, then thte atoms in your hand would repel theirs from all sides so it would have to be pushing theirs or vibrating yours, but that doesnt happen. (like when you try to connect 2 magnets. Also When you bleed if you touch the blood to anything, it will show up on that. And friction requires 2 objects to rub together, and if we never touch anything we couldnt create friction and obviously we do when we drag our feets on the carpets and touch the doornob
If you cant touch anything, how would you see ******* streaks on your hand if you touch dog **** . And if someone wwas shaking your hand totally encasing it, then thte atoms in your hand would repel theirs from all sides so it would have to be pushing theirs or vibrating yours, but that doesnt happen. (like when you try to connect 2 magnets. Also When you bleed if you touch the blood to anything, it will show up on that. And friction requires 2 objects to rub together, and if we never touch anything we couldnt create friction and obviously we do when we drag our feets on the carpets and touch the doornob
User avatar #289 to #251 - iamintofunny (11/22/2012) [-]
You should not forget chemical bonds. cohesion, adhesion, gravity fields, are somewhat connected in making those ******* stain on your hand.
User avatar #267 to #251 - neutrality (11/22/2012) [-]
Gravity is pretty good, at keeping stuff together and gravity affects everything in the universe, i would imagine that the force repelling is less than the gravity's force so the objects stays but is not completely repelled. That is what i was thinking anyway.
#257 to #251 - thebigdirty (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't think you understand how science works
#250 - hobomofo (11/22/2012) [-]
**hobomofo rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at left 4 dead fanart ** does that mean everyone hoverhands? so close but so far?
#241 - trevorbelmont (11/22/2012) [-]
**trevorbelmont rolled a random image posted in comment #1675032 at Item Discussion **
User avatar #240 - hkd (11/22/2012) [-]
One of the few facts I already knew... And it ruined the joke for me... DAMN YOU MINOR INTELLECT...
User avatar #239 - alphadolan (11/22/2012) [-]
So if I go outside right now and grab a piece of dog **** why would it still be all over my hands?
User avatar #246 to #239 - antedeluvian (11/22/2012) [-]
It wouldn't be on your hands but hovering slightly above them. the dog **** molecules would be attracted to your hand but still be a little bit above them and never actually touch.
#237 - Happiness (11/22/2012) [-]
Its not like anyone would touch you anyway OP
 Friends (0)