Dogs are Awesome.

Wait, are you telling me you didn't give birth to the dog yourself? Are you sterile? Will you ever tell him? What do you say when he asks why you don't have any pictures of him in the hospital?

dat ass!

HAX

mfw animals

It's a lot easier to caption a photo like this. He could just be watching the T.V.
Requesting video.

dude i'd LOVE to see a video of this.

if this i true and it works..that dog is amazing..and if its not..you are a dirty whore.

Aren't all dogs adopted?

Dat spotter.

He looks like one you would call in after you get a certain amount of kills.

creddit?

But does it work, that is the question.

Today I was walking in the woods, and I realized I had to take a shit. Not wanting to run a half mile with stink stick playing peek-a-boo with my asshole, I squat right where I was and shit. This is about the time I realized I had no toilet paper. Instead I ripped my underwear to shreds and wiped my ass with bits of cloth, there was mild bloodshed but the deed was done. I laid the remaining cloth over my shit and was on my way.

Where was my dog to help me then.

Where.

Adopted dogs are obtained at shelters and other such places.
Buying dogs is accomplished at a pet store.
Some dogs have puppies, so I'm not even sure you could classify them as either.