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User avatar #376 - usernamesaredumb (11/22/2012) [-]
I think it's a little sad that the highest tier of patriotism is becoming a warrior.
I understand it's supposed to be about protecting and fighting for what you believe in, and it's honorable. but I personally know people from several branches of military, and all they care about is killing brown people, and the feeling of superiority.
User avatar #452 to #376 - usernamesaredumb (11/22/2012) [-]
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think it's odd that people actually want to aspire to be killers.

Sure, it might be justified, or necessary, but is it really a good thing to look forward to war?
#426 to #376 - rolltherick (11/22/2012) [-]
**** off. Im in the Marines. In all honesty I did it to serve my country. All that **** . But **** man, I'm an 1833 so I can legally fight and kill whomever the enemy is. Well used to, considering we trakers don't deploy to Afghanistan we just do MEU's now. But hey. No ******** 90% of us look forward to the next conflict and goin an gettin some. Maybe were ****** up in the head, but were ****** up to keep you safe (no ******** there). So **** it. OOH-RAH
User avatar #450 to #426 - usernamesaredumb (11/22/2012) [-]
Cool story.
User avatar #441 to #426 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, trained sociopaths who are too dumb to even question the mission they are given.

I bet you can baa like a sheep no worries.
#416 to #376 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
Serious. Its neither honorable or cool to be a soldier. I myself was in afghanistan 2008, but with the german army as a fallschirmjäger. And yes, I saw real combat actions, and really, its not honroable, only idiots say so. Its just **** if you have to shot at other people, or get shot at. Most of the time in a firefight i sat in a ditch shot back at targets i barely saw and hoped i wont get shot myself. and After the end of the battle to Discover the corpses of children doesnt not make the thing better. If you want this ******* feeling, well, then good luck in the military. If you really want to help people, Go be a firefighter, a paramedic or a Policemen.
User avatar #420 to #416 - usernamesaredumb (11/22/2012) [-]
What you're saying seems to make a lot of sense, I totally agree.
User avatar #400 to #376 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
Take a good think about what you just said.
It is supposedly honorable to serve your country, even though it means being pretty much the movie version of a psychopath.
This is because the government has conditioned people to believe that it is an honorable act to do so since they were children.

Honestly, how do you get killers to come kill people for you?
tell them they can do it legally and it makes them a better person obviously.
User avatar #431 to #400 - I Am Monkey (11/22/2012) [-]
That theory is ******* retarded. The majority of people in the military don't kill people, most of them don't even fight. The ones that get honored by the government aren't even for killing. All of the Medal of Honor recipients in the past decade have been for saving people.
#440 to #431 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
"Look Mum im helping people!"

I am sure killing hundreds of thousands of civilians is helping everyone calm down and stop fighting.
User avatar #445 to #440 - harbingerwolf (11/22/2012) [-]
What a **** awful photoshop. Look at the kids hair.
#448 to #445 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
There are other angles.
tho the news websites tend to blur faces and what not.
User avatar #411 to #400 - mrdrpage (11/22/2012) [-]
No, it's honorable because they fight so you don't have to.
If they didn't, there would be drafts more often.
#481 to #411 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
Mother ******* **** yew Remove Tis Pic this is totaly ****
User avatar #422 to #411 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/22/2012) [-]
ah **** it now i have to re type that.
When was the last time your country went to war to defend it's citizens?
Fighting is how toddlers solve problems, do you honestly think encouraging toddlers to fight more to deter fighting would work at all?

So how does more war to solve other peoples wars help anything?
the last time anyone went to war recently was to gain oil, land or against another religion.

You are not fighting for your country, you are fighting for your countries ****** up greed and it sickens me.

I do not fight for my country because my country does not fight for me, it fights for wealth and reputation.

There is no honor in killing anyone, especially if it is for someone else's greed.


User avatar #467 to #422 - mrdrpage (11/22/2012) [-]
I never said you had to fight, and I agree. However, if there ever was a draft, it's either fight or go to prison. The people that go into the military deter drafts, and keep people out of war, and in your case, prison.
That's not to say there is anything wrong with your not wanting to fight.
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User avatar #454 to #422 - usernamesaredumb (11/22/2012) [-]
You seem to think in a ways similar to me, thanks for backing me up here.
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#418 to #411 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #383 to #381 - usernamesaredumb (11/22/2012) [-]
Hey, they said it, not me.

And, no, I don't care. The last thing I need is a digital counter for how people on the internet feel about me.
User avatar #378 to #376 - areo0420 (11/22/2012) [-]
then you hang out with the wrong military people.
User avatar #380 to #378 - usernamesaredumb (11/22/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, that's why I'm no longer in contact with those people.
#373 - phatsno (11/22/2012) [-]
I just enlisted into the USMC yesterday, so this is motivating to me!
All I can say about this is follow your ******* dreams!
User avatar #409 to #373 - thatscrewedupkid (11/22/2012) [-]
semper fi! i always wanted to enlist
User avatar #386 to #373 - ohthreeeleven (11/22/2012) [-]
better be ****** infantry
User avatar #388 to #386 - phatsno (11/22/2012) [-]
I wanted something in the air wing so that's what I went for.
#428 to #388 - rolltherick (11/22/2012) [-]
Don't listen to him you picked a damn good MOS that will benefit you in the civilian sector if you choose to get out. And you'll make a **** ton more. **** man I'm an 1833 (amgrunt we get jokingly called) and we literally are taught nothing that will benefit us jobwise in the civilian world and that sucks balls.
User avatar #458 to #428 - phatsno (11/22/2012) [-]
Thanks bro, I'm a 3165 and I have a feeling I will love it! Good luck to you in the rest of your enlistment.
User avatar #389 to #388 - ohthreeeleven (11/22/2012) [-]
you dun goof'd
#377 to #373 - lookatmyhouseofwax (11/22/2012) [-]
I hope that you have a good ******* time and that you come back home safe!
User avatar #379 to #377 - phatsno (11/22/2012) [-]
Thanks! I'm going in as reserve so I'll be alright for the most part. Much appreciated though.
#390 to #379 - sweetdreamsnigger (11/22/2012) [-]
** ***************** rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at hue ** Hey I'm enlisting to the IDF as a combat soldier in a couple of days. My service lasts 3 years. Right now I'm assigned to a AA unit but I plan to get field intelligence
User avatar #369 - maturityFAIL (11/22/2012) [-]
What if they just dressed up as that and they really just work at BK?
#372 to #369 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
i could see that as the "firemans" case. That suit is too small for legitimate use, but the marine uniform is legit.
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User avatar #358 - grundlethunder (11/22/2012) [-]
I see the tree dreamed of one day being a bigger tree.....and its dreams came true!
#356 - raikiri (11/22/2012) [-]
**raikiri rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at We did our best. ** My childhood dream.
User avatar #415 to #356 - isomeras ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
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#353 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't understand this whole soldier=hero thing....they are just trained killers.
User avatar #382 to #353 - jjristine (11/22/2012) [-]
Soldiers get ****** pay, ****** treatment, ****** jobs, and ****** meals just to keep our country safe.
User avatar #374 to #353 - phatsno (11/22/2012) [-]
He's a Marine, not a Soldier.
User avatar #367 to #353 - gmarrox (11/22/2012) [-]
Soldiers get so much **** for doing a job that needs doing. Yeah, war sucks and the world would be great if it never happened, but until then, soldiers do what needs to be done.
User avatar #368 to #367 - gmarrox (11/22/2012) [-]
And yes, before somebody notices my profile pic, I am a Navy midshipman, so maybe I'm biased. I won't likely kill anyone, but I respect those who have to.
#371 to #368 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
i still thumbed you though... just don't tell anyone
#370 to #368 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
squid

(USCG gunnersmate 1st class)

squidy squid

SQUID!
#366 to #353 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
.. yes.. and?

I don't follow your logic.
#360 to #357 - chickenshitz (11/22/2012) [-]
ALRIGHT I WILL BE A MAN! SOLDIERS ARE TRAINED ******* ! they infringe upon our freedoms more than they protect.
User avatar #364 to #360 - ifuhq ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
No, they just do the bidding of the people at the top, I think if the governments want a war, they should go to the front lines aswell.
#365 to #364 - chickenshitz (11/22/2012) [-]
agreed....but alright this is funnyjunk.....we should get back to the funny...I apolligize for starting this....how do I roll image?
User avatar #464 to #365 - ifuhq ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
*.roll picture.* without dots
#363 to #360 - caesarslegion (11/22/2012) [-]
Well goddamn! I'll give you credit for doing it, but...   
   
   
NO.
Well goddamn! I'll give you credit for doing it, but...


NO.
User avatar #355 to #353 - therealpoopyroll (11/22/2012) [-]
No, no.
Don't do that.
You'll start a ********* .
#352 - fuckthehabs (11/22/2012) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #1720667 at MLP Friendly Board ** my childhood dream
#354 to #352 - fuckthehabs (11/22/2012) [-]
**						***********					 rolled a random image posted in comment #1806395 at MLP Friendly Board ** but in reality
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #1806395 at MLP Friendly Board ** but in reality
#347 - joiik (11/22/2012) [-]
**joiik rolled a random image posted in comment #1570231 at Item Discussion ** my childhood dream
#343 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
**evilskull rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Hardest Decison ** MFW
#340 - idiomis (11/22/2012) [-]
**idiomis rolled a random image posted in comment #1866597 at MLP Friendly Board ** Their worst nightmare.
**idiomis rolled a random image posted in comment #1866597 at MLP Friendly Board ** Their worst nightmare.
#339 - anonydroid (11/22/2012) [-]
**anonydroid rolls 66**
#334 - greasynutsack (11/22/2012) [-]
**greasynutsack rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at US soldiers suicide ** my childhood dream
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#330 - etrian (11/22/2012) [-]
The first kid fulfilled his dream of becoming a firefighter, but the second kid wasn't so fortunate... he wanted to be a flag so very very much.
The first kid fulfilled his dream of becoming a firefighter, but the second kid wasn't so fortunate... he wanted to be a flag so very very much.
#341 to #330 - sepheroth (11/22/2012) [-]
They told me I could be anything. I became the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland
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#325 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
BOOT ASS BITCH!
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