Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #148 - shashashanasha (11/21/2012) [-]
John D Rockefeller's net worth in 2007 dollars is 663 billion. Lets look at some statistics-

If he was alive now, and gave all of his money to helping pay off the national debt, he wouldn't even be paying off 1/16 of the amount the US owes- which is 16 trillion.

If he put all of his money into the bank and lived off of the interest, he would earn 51 billion dollars a year. 1.4 year's salary would make him the richest person in the world, still with 700 billion dollars in the bank.

the average amount of money a house is in 2010 was 317,000 dollars. That means Rockefeller could buy 2,091,482 average houses. So,he could buy a house for every single homeless person in the united states, and still have 1,461,482 houses left.
Which he could then rent out, earning 17,537,784,000 dollars a year.

He could give ten dollars to every person in the world.


User avatar #204 to #148 - wrpen (11/22/2012) [-]
2nd fact is kinda funny, because I was watching a show about a week ago on History that said J.P. Morgan, one of Rockefellers business rivals, actually bailed out Congress when it got into debt back than.
#167 to #148 - lionscrest (11/22/2012) [-]
**lionscrest rolled a random image posted in comment #1462722 at Item Discussion ** You sir, are a genius.
User avatar #168 to #167 - lionscrest (11/22/2012) [-]
picture doesn't relate :(
User avatar #152 to #148 - stevedaves (11/21/2012) [-]
Dat Math! D:
#147 - bobillho (11/21/2012) [-]
fukkin' frogs
#146 - odio (11/21/2012) [-]
ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay
#135 - imalex (11/21/2012) [-]
mfw norway was mentioned
#134 - riefenstahl (11/21/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that red chili that guy is holding can kill you if you stare at it very closely.
User avatar #133 - nunwithagun (11/21/2012) [-]
Seeing people are getting thumbed down... thumbing them back up. I am the hero funnyjunk deserves.
#157 to #133 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
but not the one it needs.
but not the one it needs.
User avatar #159 to #157 - bigfootstick (11/22/2012) [-]
what is the source of this gif?
User avatar #176 to #159 - leifosaurus ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
http://www (dot) youtube (dot) com/watch?v=MKI-Jyp2gt8

took me one search word... stop being lazy.
#169 to #159 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
a month or two ago this video went viral. It was the top click in the yahoo news, and was even mentioned on a few news stations. Then someone posted the video on funnyjunk which led to someone posting the .gif with a link to the youtube video. I cannot tell you what the youtube video was called or what the title of said content was, but I can give you all this other information.
#160 to #159 - blahdudeblah (11/22/2012) [-]
no clue.
no clue.
User avatar #162 to #160 - bigfootstick (11/22/2012) [-]
okay... thanks anyway.
User avatar #130 - Johannarin (11/21/2012) [-]
spontanious combustion ... anyone else thought of south park??
#124 - naruske (11/21/2012) [-]
For people wondering about the zip file: The file contains 16 zipped files, which again contains 16 zipped files, which again contains 16 zipped files, which again contains 16 zipped, which again contains 16 zipped files, which contain 1 file, with the size of 4.3GB.

So, if you extract all files, you will most likely run out of space.

16 x 4294967295 = You need to login to view this link (68GB)
16 x 68719476720 = 1. You need to login to view this link (1TB)
16 x 1099511627520 = 17. You need to login to view this link (17TB)
16 x 17592186040320 = 281. You need to login to view this link (281TB)
16 x 281474976645120 = 4.503. You need to login to view this link (4,5PB)
#264 to #124 - epiccappytan (11/22/2012) [-]
For Anyone who gives a 						****					 4.5 petabytes is equal to 4608 terabytes, roughly. Not quite sure who would  most likely run out of space? But yeah pretty sure no one has this sitting around their desktop...
For Anyone who gives a **** 4.5 petabytes is equal to 4608 terabytes, roughly. Not quite sure who would most likely run out of space? But yeah pretty sure no one has this sitting around their desktop...
User avatar #220 to #124 - wallbuilder (11/22/2012) [-]
Most likely run out of space, unless you have over 4 petabytes of free memory.
User avatar #202 to #124 - wrpen (11/22/2012) [-]
So it's a MIRV...
User avatar #179 to #124 - carpediam (11/22/2012) [-]
What is the 4.3 GB file?
User avatar #182 to #179 - naruske (11/22/2012) [-]
Just some uncompressed data
User avatar #194 to #182 - lasmamoe (11/22/2012) [-]
it's porn
+1
#234 to #194 - bookyle has deleted their comment [-]
#251 to #132 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
#138 to #132 - naruske (11/21/2012) [-]
That's why i said "For people wondering" not for "pigeons who probably won't give a **** "
User avatar #163 to #138 - baconrider (11/22/2012) [-]
Looks more like a Gull.
User avatar #144 to #138 - DiabloStrawhat (11/21/2012) [-]
Okay, given the fact that the line "pidgeons who don't give a **** ," caused me to burst into hysterics, I'll reread your comment and attempt to give a **** .
User avatar #118 - muchasmarcos (11/21/2012) [-]
Heil honey i'm home...hahaha must watch that.
User avatar #117 - Joseph Stalin (11/21/2012) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
……..____________________, ,
……/ ‘—-___________——_____] = = = = = D
…../==o;;;;;;;;_______.
…..), —-.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), ——”
…//___//
..//___//
.//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #119 to #117 - Joseph Stalin (11/21/2012) [-]
IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME NEW HOMIES *************
User avatar #141 to #119 - kabageguy ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
I see you do this too much
User avatar #127 to #119 - auraguardian (11/21/2012) [-]
you bring shame to yourself and that name
#110 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
If he donated his money anonymously, then how do you know he did it?
+3
#115 to #110 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #103 - derangedberger ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Well I'm gonna go buy 100 packs of pistachios.
#102 - sasquatchjc (11/21/2012) [-]
Rockefeller's net worth with today's inflation is roughly $998 billion dollars.. that's a bit more than 10 times gates' worth, don'tcha think? xD
#99 - thirdasscheek (11/21/2012) [-]
Last one reminded me of this
+109
#93 - tomthepottle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#96 to #93 - bcaz (11/21/2012) [-]

<-- Their flag in a few years...
#114 to #96 - thenextprodigy (11/21/2012) [-]
i actually did the captchas just so i can thumb you up.
0
#109 to #96 - tomthepottle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#101 to #96 - derangedberger ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
+1
#92 - bcaz has deleted their comment [-]
#89 - Rahmaniac (11/21/2012) [-]
************* ******** . Sugar only makes it worse for me.


However, any cold dairy product such as yogurt or especially milk helps tremendously.
#128 to #89 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
most of this compilation is BS anyway
#107 to #89 - veign (11/21/2012) [-]






Orange juice helps too...
0
#108 to #107 - veign has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #97 to #89 - IceViper (11/21/2012) [-]
milk doesnt even help if its really really ******* hot
#86 - instantnudel (11/21/2012) [-]
->Live in Germany
->Never heard of fake bus stations
-> be confused and keep thinking "Is this all fake?" during whole comp...
#85 - rustlarhymes ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
...and I don't want no god damn teddy bear.
#84 - derpyhuman (11/21/2012) [-]
I guess Pinocchio was a real ass
 Friends (0)