Because most bank managers don't understand that if you chain down a pen, it does nothing for you, but if you leave it unchained and put your business name and contact information on it, it's an ad that travels around and costs you 6 cents.

Holy shit, I know this girl. That guy is one of my good friends. The girl posts shit on Facebook all the time from FunnyJunk trying to make it look like she wrote them herself.

Wait, you mean to tell me those loose pens at the bank and other places aren't free? :\ woops....

my bank no longer has chains on pens

Thieves don't like it when you steal from them.

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Because look what they did with your money...

they don't know why you still trust them but they aren't risking the precious pens.

>Go at the bank
>while the lady is busy, make a nod with the chain on the pen.
>because fuck you

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Ben Bernanke says fuck you

I see this post as soon as Dethharmonic comes on.

they lead on by example

Because a lot of times, people who are signing checks and whatnot would subconsciously take the pens with them after they were done.

because they are jews. and jews wouldnt trust you with anything that has a worth of 1 cent or more.

Banks, where they leave their doors wide open and pens chained to the counter.

So no one will rob the bank...obviously.

Banks don't trust people with blue faceless heads.

older than the internet