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User avatar #79 - jamaicanchucky (11/21/2012) [-]
Allow me to explain the situation.

The man you witnessed stuffing the banana in the sleeping man's mouth, along with a stuffed animal and a television is a mentally ill sex addict. His fetish is inserting various objects into his anus, such as a banana, while watching the semi-popular children's series, Oobi. The sight of bodily appendages with eyes just sends him out of control. The fact that he can never be normal tears him up inside. That's why he must carry a stuffed animal. It provides the most comfort a person can feel in such a situation.

His friends and family have decided that his problem has gone too far. They've contacted the authorities because of his mental instability. He is not permitted to own such items because they only worsen the problem. He was ordered to remove all of these items from his house, but he kept a few of them anyway. That's where the sleeping man comes in. Thinking he would be a help, the mentally ill man gives the formerly sleeping man all of his possessions and tells him to hide in the closet during the weekly search of his house. The sleeping man, however, refuses to cooperate and instead returns to sleep.
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#84 to #79 - sadweyo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#82 to #79 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
too long, didnt read
#115 to #76 - crafty (11/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #115 - crackcocaine (11/22/2012) [-]
1-800-chokethathoe
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User avatar #105 to #78 - BallTripper (11/22/2012) [-]
I would imagine his voice being the same as Sean Connery
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User avatar #81 to #61 - deftonesjunkie (11/21/2012) [-]
back to when this was first posted in 1876?
User avatar #56 - johndapro ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
I love that he keeps the teddy when he goes back to bed
User avatar #72 to #56 - spikethepony (11/21/2012) [-]
Well, why the **** not?
User avatar #73 to #72 - johndapro ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
True
#55 - macrohunter (11/21/2012) [-]
I find this post humorous!
#53 - shatt ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
**shatt rolls 855,543,527** if this ends in 6 bill nye will show up in your doorstep
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#54 to #53 - shatt ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
**shatt rolls 889,800,783**well that failed
User avatar #51 - gangstafish (11/21/2012) [-]
**gangstafish rolls 71,722,846**
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User avatar #83 to #46 - bun (11/22/2012) [-]
What the **** is that? I can't tell...
User avatar #64 to #57 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (11/21/2012) [-]
huehue I love hellbenders.
#50 to #46 - aaiiggg (11/21/2012) [-]
the **** goes on over there
User avatar #71 to #50 - spikethepony (11/21/2012) [-]
This is the reason I stay on main content at all times....
#43 - rafekee (11/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #62 to #43 - victoryismine (11/21/2012) [-]
Is that Steve-O from Jackass?
#68 to #62 - rafekee (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeppers.
Yeppers.
#47 to #43 - steavo (11/21/2012) [-]
LOL
User avatar #40 - pinkamenaa (11/21/2012) [-]
I love how he just goes back to bed WITH the stuffed animal
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User avatar #89 to #39 - ancientaliens (11/22/2012) [-]
Retarded and cancerous but made me lol
User avatar #35 - thekinganon ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
As in the comments section.
#31 - metacognition (11/21/2012) [-]
What happened here is that this guy woke up in such disruption that he just went along with everything they had him do. It wasn't until he was in the closet until he understood what was going on.
User avatar #33 to #31 - illegalartist (11/21/2012) [-]
I thought he was being abducted by aliens, thanks for clearing that up for me.
#27 - kolpster (11/21/2012) [-]
Related; but not that it is a repost.   
   
   
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Related; but not that it is a repost.


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User avatar #25 - zepplien (11/21/2012) [-]
HA HA I've never seen this a thousand times!
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