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#25 - TigerMann (11/21/2012) [-]
That... that could actually work...
User avatar #163 to #25 - gabrielbelmont (11/22/2012) [-]
implying criminals wont decide to sell the bullets for a ridiculously low price making all the people who buy on the black market armed up to their teeth while people who have to register their guns can only afford one bullet if they happen to have 5k lying around somewhere.
User avatar #182 to #163 - TigerMann (11/22/2012) [-]
Implying you would take $50 for something that would normally sell for $5000.
User avatar #108 to #25 - undeadwill (11/21/2012) [-]
Not really....
User avatar #24 - chiefrunnyjeans (11/21/2012) [-]
Guns aren't bad at all. It's the people who use them. Gun control won't do anything to stop those people who actually intend to do bad things. They will do them if they want to. No words on paper will ever stop a criminal. Bullets will stop criminals.
#21 - tobistrigoivii (11/21/2012) [-]
Severe retoast, OP.

"Guns don't kill people, gun laws kill people." - Dr. William "Billy" Ball
User avatar #28 to #21 - nadastress (11/21/2012) [-]
I demand more quotes from this now infamous "Billy Ball"!
User avatar #33 to #28 - tobistrigoivii (11/21/2012) [-]
"It has a bad smell in the shopping mall." (translated from Thai) Dr. Ball and his wife were in a shopping mall in the middle east and his wife exclaimed "Menn KaKk!" to which he promptly corrected both her usage of syntax and tact.

User avatar #39 to #33 - nadastress (11/21/2012) [-]
Wait wait wait, so you're telling his name is Billy Ball and he's a doctor!?
User avatar #43 to #39 - tobistrigoivii (11/21/2012) [-]
Not a doctor of medicine. He travels all over the world learning cultural stuff. I've taken his college course.
User avatar #47 to #43 - nadastress (11/21/2012) [-]
Did your balls automatically grow just by being in the vicinity of Billy Ball?
User avatar #54 to #47 - tobistrigoivii (11/21/2012) [-]
Nope, they just relaxed thus making my scrotum merely appear larger not actually increase in size.
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User avatar #22 to #20 - spearpwi (11/21/2012) [-]
Killing someone is not a good thing, no matter what way you look at it.
User avatar #181 to #22 - xxxdemongirl (11/22/2012) [-]
Using a gun to defend yourself or take down a criminal doesn't always mean killing. If a gun is in the hands of a capable person, all it takes is one shot to each shoulder and one to both knees.
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#32 to #22 - heartlessrobot (11/21/2012) [-]
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I know I know, Godwin's law and all that.
User avatar #36 to #32 - spearpwi (11/21/2012) [-]
I was actually only going to go as far as "trigger happy moron". Calling someone a Nazi implies that they have some sort of regime in mind that puts them at the top of the food chain. You have to be smart for that...
#40 to #36 - heartlessrobot (11/21/2012) [-]
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No, I meant Hitler. You said killing anyone isn't a good thing, therefor killing Hitler wouldn't have been a good thing. And what about Albert Fish? Would you have killed him?
User avatar #46 to #40 - spearpwi (11/21/2012) [-]
There are much more inventive ways of punishing someone than merely taking their life (which no one should be allowed to do in any case). I personally think people should have a hole dug out for them deep underground with nothing but a few feeding tubes and some air conditioning to keep them alive. They will not die and they get to endure a life free of interruptions whilst they dwell on being stuck in there for the rest of their life. Have not considered health care as of yet but I am sure something will come to me.
User avatar #52 to #46 - heartlessrobot (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, good luck with that. We have jails that do pretty much the same thing.
User avatar #183 to #52 - xxxdemongirl (11/22/2012) [-]
Jails have cable, computers, gyms, better eating than shelters, basketball hoops, free college-level classes, etc. And it's all free. Free, free, free. It's horrible.
#184 to #183 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2012) [-]
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Not the shitty ones. Still, instead we should bring back gladiator fights. Make criminals fight to the death in front of thousands of live viewers. Broadcast that shit on live tv. And whoever wins get's to be used as human guinea pigs.
User avatar #19 - damandan (11/21/2012) [-]
"You better hope I can't put no bullets on layaway."

User avatar #17 - whiteyswag (11/21/2012) [-]
Jokes on you, I own my own ammo reloading station.
#16 - devildogpratt (11/21/2012) [-]
they already to that for NFA firearms and suppressors to discourage people from buying them with a $200 tax. But apparently it isn't against the constitution because it doesn't outlaw them.
User avatar #13 - retardedboss ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
I know it's a joke, and it was funny, but that would also completely destroy the purpose of the second amendment. Which, if you don't know, is to allow people to have guns so they can rebel if the government is unjust, or protect themselves if the government goes all Hitler on us.
#10 - devout feminist (11/21/2012) [-]
Let's all just assume that nobody would be able to make their own bullets. Nobody.
User avatar #27 to #10 - TigerMann (11/21/2012) [-]
"I think I'll make some bullets for my friend's birthday. I'll just go down to Wal-Mart and buy some metal, welding equipment, and a bag of fucking gunpowder. I hear supressors are half-off with a purchase of a men's T-shirt"
#71 to #27 - munchman (11/21/2012) [-]
You can buy machines for that. They are not that expensive either.
User avatar #14 to #10 - reican (11/21/2012) [-]
Lets also assume that nobody will carry knives instead
#8 - comradewinter ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
It would just mean another illegal business. If the legal gunshops charge you 5000$ a bullet and the local mafia makes you pay 50$, you know who to buy from. It's believed that the Mexican Cartels will be brought to its knees if cannabis was made legal, as they would lose over 80% of their customers.
User avatar #7 - cryingchicken (11/21/2012) [-]
There'd also be no more warning shots.
User avatar #12 to #7 - Theyneverknow (11/21/2012) [-]
Seeing as most people will be arrested for discharging a fire arm in the street, there are generally no warning shots anyway, s'a shame really.
User avatar #4 - mion (11/21/2012) [-]
This again?
User avatar #2 - skidbladnir (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, then Steve Jobs would have killed everyone
User avatar #188 to #2 - skidbladnir (11/22/2012) [-]
so much butthurt =D
#62 to #2 - sketchfactor (11/21/2012) [-]
I did math just do thumb you down.
You fucking idiot.
#60 to #2 - bostongreggissexy (11/21/2012) [-]
I'd spend $5,000 to shoot you once for that stupid comment
I'd spend $5,000 to shoot you once for that stupid comment
#18 to #2 - robotvoice (11/21/2012) [-]
that was a good try for a joke, just really poorly executed.
User avatar #6 to #2 - bokkos ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
I'm going to favorite this so you are forced to experience the full ball-crushing pain of your stupidity.

From what I understand you cannot delete favorited comments
User avatar #15 to #6 - Viggiator (11/21/2012) [-]
unfortunately you can... Try
#5 to #2 - atheistzilla (11/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - elkkuprkl (11/21/2012) [-]
... you're an idiot.
#1 - devout feminist (11/21/2012) [-]
repost
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