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User avatar #26 - drewskidnev (11/21/2012) [-]
I missed this part of trainers school in Rustboro City... I'm all like "should i learn flamethrower or keep fire wheel?" haha
#20 - bakawaka ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
i read somewhere it was ho-oh with max attack getting a critical hit sacred fire on a poisoned dry skinned paras. perhaps i'm wrong.
User avatar #22 to #20 - Darkerface (11/21/2012) [-]
In a perfect situation 1v1, A lvl 100 max attack Ho-Oh would do 436 883,75 on a lvl 1 Paras with minimum defence. While being a lot, it's not as much as the maximum possible damage done.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Darkerface (11/21/2012) [-]
hold up, let me do the math
#29 to #21 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (11/21/2012) [-]
So how does the shuckle do this much damage?
User avatar #45 to #29 - swampert (11/21/2012) [-]
Metronome held item, Power Trick, a Skill Swap to Huge Power or Pure Power, Defense Curl/Rollout . 5th impact of Rollout, if used against a level 1 Ledyba or Yanma with minimized defense, it can deal over 210,000,000 damage.
#19 - AnonymousDonor (11/21/2012) [-]
well how bout that
User avatar #18 - skidbladnir (11/21/2012) [-]
what about KO-attacks
User avatar #23 to #18 - vigorion (11/21/2012) [-]
KO-attacks deliver damage equal to the HP of opponent pokémon, so the highest amount of damage a KO-attack could do is equal to the highest amount of HP a pokémon could have. Which is not even close to the numbers we are talking about with Shuckle.
User avatar #24 to #23 - skidbladnir (11/21/2012) [-]
so it´s just potential damage
then it makes sense to me
thanks

User avatar #25 to #24 - vigorion (11/21/2012) [-]
No problem.
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User avatar #28 to #17 - Bion ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
A ridiculous setup with a max defense Shuckle that swaps it's attack and defense with a move, which I've forgotten the name of, who uses Rollout on a certain pokemon, and on the last hit of Rollout, It deals the highest damage possible.

There's a bit more to it, but that's the basics of it.
User avatar #36 to #28 - KillinTime ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
there are a few steps to setting this up
step 1: level 100 shuckle with 252 defense EVs a 31 defense EV roll and a defense nature (for those playing along at home that makes 614 defense, this will come in handy in a sec)
step 2: 3v3 battle
step 3: shuckle is holding a life orb
step 4: -6 defense on a level 1 ledyba with a -defense nature and
step 5: +6 defense on shuckle
step 6: engage power trick to swap attack and defense
step 7: engage rollout
step 8: on the 5th rollout, use 2 helping hands on shuckle and hit ledyba with a critical

it's so massive complex and impractical it's hardly worth mentioning.
User avatar #37 to #36 - KillinTime ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
seems i messed up a little, directly from bulbapedia
"A level 100 Shuckle can potentially deal the most damage in one single attack through the use of numerous stat boosters; by using Helping Hand by two different Pokémon in a Triple battle, holding a Metronome, Power Trick, a Skill Swap to Pure Power or Huge Power, 6 Attack boosts, and a Mimiced Me First used on a slower Pokémon using the Defense Curl/Rollout combo. Also, Shuckle's partner must have the ability Flower Gift and the weather must be sunny. On the 5th turn of using Rollout consecutively without any misses, if used against a level 1 Ledyba, Yanma or Combee with minimum Defense stats, that have been hit with negative Defense modifiers (such as Screech), it can deal 481,266,036 damage with a critical hit."
User avatar #50 to #37 - Bion ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Your name directly displays what I think you just did. Lmao.

But yeah, I saw it all on Bulbapedia a while back. The formula has changed a bit since B/W, though. So it's a tad different from what I remember.
#15 - Tyranitar ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
#265 to #15 - mrdickslap (11/22/2012) [-]
This thread is filled with FJ logic. I have no idea what is going on
User avatar #264 to #15 - seemerollin (11/22/2012) [-]
what if i said, he didn't beat me too it?
User avatar #254 to #15 - PenguinsOfMars (11/22/2012) [-]
Ever get so bored of the internet you find yourself looking at top comments?
User avatar #259 to #254 - kingofshwarmas (11/22/2012) [-]
Ive gotten bored to the point of looking at FJ statuses
#233 to #15 - anonymous (11/22/2012) [-]
BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.

THAT'S FOR THUMBING MY COMMENT DOWN U ******* UNGRATEFUL WHORE.

I WAS TRYING TO COMPLIMENT YOU.

FUKING ****** .

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User avatar #260 to #255 - darkjustifier (11/22/2012) [-]
*gasp* you can't say that.
User avatar #42 to #15 - freeq (11/21/2012) [-]
I did math just to thumb that awesome **** up
User avatar #27 to #15 - sventrain (11/21/2012) [-]
Dammit you beat me to it
User avatar #67 to #27 - thijsofbodom (11/21/2012) [-]
nobody ever got any greens for that.
why would you comment it?
#152 to #67 - xnotcreative (11/21/2012) [-]
Dammit you beat me to it
User avatar #153 to #152 - thijsofbodom (11/21/2012) [-]
will you ever learn?
#154 to #153 - xnotcreative (11/21/2012) [-]
Dammit you beat me to it
User avatar #198 to #154 - awesomenessdefined (11/21/2012) [-]
Ya blew it.
#219 to #198 - xnotcreative (11/21/2012) [-]
Dammit you beat me to it

But on a serious note, I was expecting both comments to be flooded in red. I'm rather surprised, in a good way, that one of them weren't.

DO NOT READ THIS, THERE IS NO FUNNY HERE
User avatar #256 to #210 - vanoreo (11/22/2012) [-]
Dude, he's going to be pissed.

You beat him to it.
User avatar #151 to #67 - sventrain (11/21/2012) [-]
Cuz I don't care about thumbs?
#124 to #67 - siggythepiggy (11/21/2012) [-]
It's not about the thumbs
#218 to #124 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/21/2012) [-]
It's about the 						******
It's about the ******
User avatar #118 to #67 - vampireinarm (11/21/2012) [-]
I actually did math to dumb him down. that's how annoying that comment is
#16 to #15 - hvacian (11/21/2012) [-]
lmfao! Nice!
#267 to #16 - hvacian (11/22/2012) [-]
Wow. **** you too funnyjunk, forgive me for liking something funny. I forgot this site was about ******** . go **** yourselves
#268 to #262 - hvacian (11/22/2012) [-]
I didn't expect that. oh well, they can go **** themselves. I still think it was freaking hilarious
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#47 to #13 - dalgaard (11/21/2012) [-]
www. youtube. com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4 - Pikachu on acid

It's ******* priceless.
#58 to #47 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
You aren't lip.
User avatar #150 to #58 - dalgaard (11/21/2012) [-]
No. No I am not, anon.
#6 - itshotintopica (11/21/2012) [-]
What if somehow you got a lvl 100 mewtwo with an amazing amount of health to learn bide, it could take that hit twice, and send it back doubled? wouldn't that be the strongest attack?
User avatar #9 to #6 - tacticulbacon ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
having a mewtwo doesn't help it in any way. Bide doubles the damage the user takes during the last two turns and isn't affected by attack stats or STAB.

There's no reason to even mention mewtwo even if bide was affected by its attack stat, because mewtwo isn't even known for having a good attack stat.
#242 to #9 - itshotintopica (11/22/2012) [-]
I said Mewtwo as an example, I am well aware of how Bide works.

It could be any pokemon, I just thought Mewtwo would be a good candidate because it already has a lot of health to start.
But hey, I'm sure you know way more than me so go ahead and give me 20 red thumbs.
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#11 to #9 - usernamesaredumb has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#63 to #11 - orton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #8 to #6 - lobocop (11/21/2012) [-]
max hp possible with hacking is 999
#5 - pimpvader (11/21/2012) [-]
This made me Shuckle
+3
#3 - jayekaye **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - hatsune (11/21/2012) [-]
+6 boosted defense with Power Trick, a Def+ nature, full power Rollout, ,Lv. 1 Ledyba with a Def- nature, -6 decreased defense, and a critical hit.
User avatar #14 to #4 - lorddarkskull (11/21/2012) [-]
plus it's a triple battle, some one has skill swapped it huge/pure power, and defense curl is used before rollout, also both partners use helping hand, and a life orb
User avatar #1 - iamthethree (11/21/2012) [-]
How?
User avatar #133 to #1 - TigerMann (11/21/2012) [-]
Comment #49

"A level 100 Shuckle can potentially deal the most damage in one single attack through the use of numerous stat boosters; by using Helping Hand by two different Pokémon in a Triple battle, holding a Metronome, Power Trick, a Skill Swap to Pure Power or Huge Power, 6 Attack boosts, and a Mimicked Me First used on a slower Pokémon using the Defense Curl/Rollout combo. Also, Shuckle's partner must have the ability Flower Gift and the weather must be sunny. On the 5th turn of using Rollout consecutively without any misses, if used against a level 1 Ledyba, Yanma or Combee with minimum Defense stats, that have been hit with negative Defense modifiers (such as Screech), it can deal 481,266,036 damage with a critical hit." -Bulbapedia
User avatar #106 to #1 - zerokiller (11/21/2012) [-]
"A level 100 Shuckle can potentially deal the most damage in one single attack through the use of numerous stat boosters; by using Helping Hand by two different Pokémon in a Triple battle, holding a Metronome, Power Trick, a Skill Swap to Pure Power or Huge Power, 6 Attack boosts, and a Mimiced Me First used on a slower Pokémon using the Defense Curl/Rollout combo. Also, Shuckle's partner must have the ability Flower Gift and the weather must be sunny. On the 5th turn of using Rollout consecutively without any misses, if used against a level 1 Ledyba, Yanma or Combee with minimum Defense stats, that have been hit with negative Defense modifiers (such as Screech), it can deal 481,266,036 damage with a critical hit." -Bulbapedia
Stolen from comment #49
User avatar #10 to #1 - derpyweaponspony (11/21/2012) [-]
Shuckle has a defense stat that can go all the way up to 614, and with power trick he can switch his attack and defense stats. Funny enough this gives him the highest attack of any pokemon if this move is used, and allows him to deal this absurd damage.
User avatar #68 to #10 - ningyoaijin (11/21/2012) [-]
...I need a Shuckle in my team.
User avatar #34 to #10 - supermorshu (11/21/2012) [-]
Could that be Baton Passed?
User avatar #179 to #34 - derpyweaponspony (11/21/2012) [-]
Power trick can be baton passed. So another pokemon could use power trick then switch into shuckle, but shuckle is slow has low hp and now that power trick has been used very low defense. It can be fun if you set it up but honestly not a very viable strategy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lickilicky (11/21/2012) [-]
Magic
#51 to #2 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
Ok.
#7 to #2 - hungryforwords (11/21/2012) [-]
No.... SCIENCE
No.... SCIENCE
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