You have to register a new account, check the "gold" alternative and wait for a solid brick of gold to be delivered to you. (It's important to state your correct adress, etc...) Once you have received your brick of gold, go to Fort Knox and talk to Steve. He will give you plane-tickets to Korea in exchange of the gold. Once you have arrived, Kim Jong (aka a.dmin) will set you up with a Gold account.

bollocks i fell for a troll didnt i :/

Don't let him troll you, a lot of people don't know how to get a gold account
You simply message the site with the "contact us" option near the suggestions and complaints area
Simply fill out
Name:
Age:
Location
Reason for purchase:

then they will message you back within two weeks with a proper form
Mostly people used to get them back when FJ was still green to post pictures like up above and set it for Gold User settings, meaning only other Gold users can see it.
It also lets you have the option of being sen notifications to your phone if you want.
Not to mention after you purchase it you get double FJ points after purchase and free items

You know you could just have gone along with the joke instead of telling it like it is....

^ lol