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#206 - jangofret (11/19/2012) [-]
this post scares me...
#203 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]
November is Prostate Cancer Awareness Month. Remember to milk your prostates to promote a healthy prostate throughout your life.
#231 to #203 - youxbarstard (11/19/2012) [-]
Well now that's just poor planning now isn't it.
#232 to #231 - youxbarstard (11/19/2012) [-]
fuck meant to reply to the first person that replied to you.
User avatar #205 to #203 - cddamis (11/19/2012) [-]
But its also no-fap November....
User avatar #200 - xxxansweredxxx ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Awesome, that means that I've beaten over Seven hundred thousand people in No Fap November.



Thank god for girlfriends.
User avatar #218 to #200 - xxxansweredxxx ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Ouch. FJ hisses at Girlfriends
User avatar #221 to #218 - wallbuilder (11/19/2012) [-]
Or God. Depends on the time of the month.
#199 - mrkillernine (11/19/2012) [-]
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#198 - rapesbabies (11/19/2012) [-]
17% of men use a vibrator for solo masturbation...
17% of men use a vibrator for solo masturbation...
#256 to #198 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]
ever vibrated your balls while masterbating.... good shit
#213 to #198 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]
wtf is non-solo masturbation?
#193 - bruceleecheese (11/19/2012) [-]
And I just finished fapping.
And I just finished fapping.
#204 to #193 - Capit (11/19/2012) [-]
time for round 2
time for round 2
User avatar #192 - spycheckingpyro (11/19/2012) [-]
and i'm just sitting here reducing the risk of prostate cancer
User avatar #189 - fanchapstick **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]
>Be New Years
>Home for 2 weeks of leave
>Spending New Years with family
>Everybody is sleeping sept me
>Get shit faced alone
>Skype girlfriend 2 hours away
>Mid convo I interrupt her and say
>"That's good and all, but here's this"
>Whip dick out
> Masturbate furiously
>Finish
>"Goodnight"

End skype call and wake up naked on my floor with crusty hand the next morning. Best way to ring in the New Year: Shamefully.
#188 - otakuranger (11/19/2012) [-]
Already got caught, and now I don't give a shit.
Already got caught, and now I don't give a shit.
User avatar #208 to #188 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
I need those boxers
User avatar #187 - captainwow (11/19/2012) [-]
I read this RIGHT as I closed an xnxx tab. Because I was done.
User avatar #186 - Trogie (11/19/2012) [-]
first thing i click after coming back from nsfw... is this? it must be a sign...!
#181 - Dwarf (11/19/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #52622 at Social Board **and Alaska's just sitting there masturbating
#180 - telfyr (11/19/2012) [-]
81% of statistics are made up on the spot
#179 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]
"between age 12 and 20". 12? 12?! God damn it... So much disappointment.
User avatar #178 - jalthelas (11/19/2012) [-]
If my kid died by asphyxiation while masturbating, that would be pretty fucking pathetic.
#177 - Metallicock (11/19/2012) [-]
Never been caught   
   
so far
Never been caught

so far
#176 - scotchxblock (11/19/2012) [-]
I guess that means my chances of getting prostate cancer are pretty low, huh?
#182 to #176 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]
Maybe... we didn't fap ENOUGH!
User avatar #175 - bronydude **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]
So if my mom ever walks on me masturbating and asks what I'm doing, I'll just say "Preventing Prostate Cancer!"
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