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#49 - qjmihuia (11/18/2012) [-]
that almost made me cry
#46 - imfratt (11/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
haha bitches I'm fucking immune to onions always have been
User avatar #91 to #35 - meganinja ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
I am too for some reason. I wonder if it's because I love the smell of them or if that's just a coincidence
User avatar #96 to #91 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/19/2012) [-]
hmmm I dontl know I feel that might just be a coincidence
#36 to #35 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
Thats the superpower ive always wanted.
Thats the superpower ive always wanted.
User avatar #37 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
I've never really had much a use for it
User avatar #38 to #37 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
You my freind are too modest i bet it gets you all the money and women you can imagine. And my god the power to be able to crush your onions like ants!
User avatar #39 to #38 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
that last part yes that first part no
User avatar #40 to #39 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
How many bitches does this maginificent power get you? i bet you bathe in the poon you lucky bastard
User avatar #41 to #40 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
the only issues with bathing in poon is I'm gay
#42 to #41 - N. Korean citizen (11/18/2012) [-]
Then gay porn!
User avatar #44 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
anyone with powers over onion or not can have lots of gay porn
User avatar #47 to #44 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
Oh well my bad then
User avatar #48 to #47 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
its cool don't worry about it ^ ^
User avatar #50 to #48 - Stan Marsh (11/18/2012) [-]
Still onion powers
User avatar #51 to #50 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/18/2012) [-]
the only thing it really dose is have people want me to cut there onions
#30 - fisheaglee (11/18/2012) [-]
**fisheaglee rolled a random image posted in comment #1626585 at Item Discussion ** What i find when peeling onions
#27 - ekesss (11/18/2012) [-]
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#28 to #27 - ekesss (11/18/2012) [-]
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#65 to #28 - lonelyboy (11/18/2012) [-]
"The Boulder has conflicted feelings about being used in these pictures."
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#34 to #28 - prozmbieeater (11/18/2012) [-]
MFW the second boulder face.
MFW the second boulder face.
#22 - silasdg (11/18/2012) [-]
Finally somebody who understands.
Finally somebody who understands.
User avatar #20 - themurp (11/18/2012) [-]
I may seem like a evil bastard, but, like an onion, as you pull away my layers,
you suddenly and inexplicably die a terrible death. Wait, did I say onion?
I meant a grenade.
#19 - errdayimfjing (11/18/2012) [-]
What if there's a third layer that's just the same as the first layer?
What if there's a third layer that's just the same as the first layer?
User avatar #66 to #19 - angelmatvey (11/18/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to be able to do that...
User avatar #68 to #66 - errdayimfjing (11/18/2012) [-]
with a little practice you can, I learned it in like 15 minutes after just solid practicing
User avatar #69 to #68 - angelmatvey (11/19/2012) [-]
But... it's so fluid... I don't have the coordination to do that. I've tried.
User avatar #75 to #69 - errdayimfjing (11/19/2012) [-]
haha that's alright, I'm a bit of a piano player so it helps but either way don't give up I'm sure you'll get it someday :D
User avatar #17 - ishalltroll (11/18/2012) [-]
On the outside I may seem like an average, kinda shy guy who tells unfunny shit all the time but gets everybody laughing like maniacs every now and then.
But the deeper you go the more you realize that I'm a whiny little bitch who can't deal with himself.
#16 - SunilCCXXXVII (11/18/2012) [-]
The onion only makes you cry when you cut the root...
User avatar #18 to #16 - ilovehitler ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's the onion itself. Something about cutting enzymes that then combine with other things, forming a reaction that lets off that gas.
User avatar #29 to #18 - JklnHyd (11/18/2012) [-]
When you cut into an onion, the gas released forms very mild sulfuric acid upon contact with the moisture on your eyes.
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#13 - unoletmehavename (11/18/2012) [-]
Wow you are a really tough guy
#87 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (11/19/2012) [-]
Not a "feels" post
User avatar #21 to #9 - xgeneration (11/18/2012) [-]
I don't know, but this sounds erotic.
#12 to #9 - bitchplzzz (11/18/2012) [-]
Indeed I am.
Indeed I am.
#3 - loganhusted ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

Have you heard of them.
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