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User avatar #150 - happygrowman (11/18/2012) [-]
i have a message from captian obvious to give to funnyjunk:

"prostition is the oldest profession"

unfortunatly he didnt have time to come by and say it himself, he sent me as a messenger.
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#143 - shadowpanda (11/17/2012) [-]
"Then the oldest profession is Fisherman. Lawyered."
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#147 to #146 - shadowpanda (11/17/2012) [-]
... There was an episode, where Barney claims that the oldest profession is prostitution, that woman may have gotten extra fish for sex. Marshall then points out the quote I said.
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User avatar #142 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
while quite drole your "rage comic" is historically incorrect.


that is all good day.
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#138 - N. Korean citizen (11/17/2012) [-]
My parents are having sex upstairs FML
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#136 - N. Korean citizen (11/17/2012) [-]
How could Money exist before a profession?
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#134 - juha (11/17/2012) [-]
holy shit I hate ragecomics, but I liked this one
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#121 - depart has deleted their comment. [-]
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#126 to #121 - swittig (11/17/2012) [-]
>implying marriage didn't exist in 1800 BC
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User avatar #144 to #126 - hideyowives (11/17/2012) [-]
i found this picture funny
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#119 - darkjustifier (11/17/2012) [-]
He's talking about prostitutes yes?
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User avatar #122 to #119 - mrsirandsir (11/17/2012) [-]
Yes.
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User avatar #123 to #122 - darkjustifier (11/17/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
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#115 - Snapthatneck (11/17/2012) [-]
Marrying a women for sex is like buying a 747 for free peanuts
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#152 to #115 - misterstollo (11/18/2012) [-]
Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?
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User avatar #135 to #115 - theswagmobile (11/17/2012) [-]
Yay, Jeff Foxworthy.
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User avatar #133 to #115 - cadaverbox (11/17/2012) [-]
Airplanes don't produce peanuts.
Marrying a woman for sex is like buying a computer for gaming. It does other things, you just don't do them.

"Women are only good for four things: cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and their sisters' vaginas."
-Jon Lajoie.
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User avatar #120 to #115 - ilovehitler (11/17/2012) [-]
I fucking love free peanuts.
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#114 - supaslick (11/17/2012) [-]
1800 bc was egypt, not the fucking neanderthals. They had a barter system. Sex for a cow, sure.
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#113 - stripeygreenhat (11/17/2012) [-]
Prostitution probably existed before humanity.
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#107 - smallestmouth (11/17/2012) [-]
If they were married then wouldn't there need to be someone paid to marry them so that's a job?
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#112 to #107 - N. Korean citizen (11/17/2012) [-]
Your english broked
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User avatar #118 to #112 - darkjustifier (11/17/2012) [-]
His english was fine, I read it wrong at first too.
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#100 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (11/17/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #180 at South parks nails it **
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#81 - fivefingerlaugh ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
**fivefingerlaugh rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Jimmy Carr **
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#86 to #81 - Dwarf (11/17/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Hello, I am dog **
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#83 to #81 - fivefingerlaugh ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
:D
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#94 to #77 - N. Korean citizen (11/17/2012) [-]
AND THEN THEY FUCKED!!
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User avatar #66 - celwi (11/17/2012) [-]
If that was the first profession, then where did he get his money? Idiot...
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#90 to #66 - catzombie (11/17/2012) [-]
They didn't pay with money, but with services.
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#82 to #66 - baine (11/17/2012) [-]
He said oldest.
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#67 to #66 - Chupacabras (11/17/2012) [-]
Rocks. They collected rocks.
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#63 - jacobhasfunnies (11/17/2012) [-]
HERE DRINKS ON ME
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User avatar #95 to #63 - CTscan (11/17/2012) [-]
but can you name this drink?
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User avatar #104 to #95 - bulbakip ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Seems similar to an irish car bomb ?
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User avatar #103 to #95 - DoggyBouncer (11/17/2012) [-]
Jagerbombs
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User avatar #61 - jacobhasfunnies (11/17/2012) [-]
Thanks to everyone for making this go front page.
-op
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User avatar #149 to #61 - fizzor (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, no problem. Ragecomics just don't hit me, but I did like the joke.
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