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#151 - PopcornOps **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #150 - happygrowman (11/18/2012) [-]
i have a message from captian obvious to give to funnyjunk:

"prostition is the oldest profession"

unfortunatly he didnt have time to come by and say it himself, he sent me as a messenger.
#143 - shadowpanda (11/17/2012) [-]
"Then the oldest profession is Fisherman. Lawyered."
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#146 to #143 - lolfire has deleted their comment [-]
#147 to #146 - shadowpanda (11/17/2012) [-]
... There was an episode, where Barney claims that the oldest profession is prostitution, that woman may have gotten extra fish for sex. Marshall then points out the quote I said.
User avatar #142 - timmywankenobi (11/17/2012) [-]
while quite drole your "rage comic" is historically incorrect.


that is all good day.
#138 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
My parents are having sex upstairs FML
#136 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
How could Money exist before a profession?
#134 - juha ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
holy **** I hate ragecomics, but I liked this one
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#121 - depart has deleted their comment [-]
#126 to #121 - swittig (11/17/2012) [-]
>implying marriage didn't exist in 1800 BC
User avatar #144 to #126 - hideyowives (11/17/2012) [-]
i found this picture funny
#119 - darkjustifier (11/17/2012) [-]
He's talking about prostitutes yes?
User avatar #122 to #119 - mrsirandsir (11/17/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #123 to #122 - darkjustifier (11/17/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
#115 - Snapthatneck (11/17/2012) [-]
Marrying a women for sex is like buying a 747 for free peanuts
#152 to #115 - misterstollo (11/18/2012) [-]
Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?
User avatar #135 to #115 - theswagmobile (11/17/2012) [-]
Yay, Jeff Foxworthy.
User avatar #133 to #115 - cadaverbox (11/17/2012) [-]
Airplanes don't produce peanuts.
Marrying a woman for sex is like buying a computer for gaming. It does other things, you just don't do them.

"Women are only good for four things: cooking, cleaning, vaginas, and their sisters' vaginas."
-Jon Lajoie.
User avatar #120 to #115 - ilovehitler (11/17/2012) [-]
I ******* love free peanuts.
#114 - supaslick (11/17/2012) [-]
1800 bc was egypt, not the ******* neanderthals. They had a barter system. Sex for a cow, sure.
#113 - stripeygreenhat (11/17/2012) [-]
Prostitution probably existed before humanity.
#107 - smallestmouth (11/17/2012) [-]
If they were married then wouldn't there need to be someone paid to marry them so that's a job?
#112 to #107 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
Your english broked
User avatar #118 to #112 - darkjustifier (11/17/2012) [-]
His english was fine, I read it wrong at first too.
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#100 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#81 - fivefingerlaugh (11/17/2012) [-]
**fivefingerlaugh rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Jimmy Carr **
#86 to #81 - Dwarf (11/17/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Hello, I am dog **
#94 to #77 - anonymous (11/17/2012) [-]
AND THEN THEY ****** !!
User avatar #66 - celwi (11/17/2012) [-]
If that was the first profession, then where did he get his money? Idiot...
#82 to #66 - baine (11/17/2012) [-]
He said oldest.
#67 to #66 - Chupacabras (11/17/2012) [-]
Rocks. They collected rocks.
#63 - jacobhasfunnies (11/17/2012) [-]
HERE DRINKS ON ME
User avatar #95 to #63 - CTscan (11/17/2012) [-]
but can you name this drink?
User avatar #104 to #95 - bulbakip (11/17/2012) [-]
Seems similar to an irish car bomb ?
User avatar #103 to #95 - DoggyBouncer (11/17/2012) [-]
Jagerbombs
User avatar #61 - jacobhasfunnies (11/17/2012) [-]
Thanks to everyone for making this go front page.
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User avatar #149 to #61 - fizzor (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, no problem. Ragecomics just don't hit me, but I did like the joke.
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