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#44 - N. Korean citizen (11/16/2012) [-]
Mommy: "you are abort"
Baby: "no"
User avatar #65 to #44 - charpmike (11/16/2012) [-]
Me: Anon is a fag
User avatar #48 to #44 - benjamino (11/16/2012) [-]
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
#42 - splitpeasoup (11/16/2012) [-]
an assassin is born....
#41 - bgbba (11/16/2012) [-]
#40 - IamEllis (11/16/2012) [-]
no way vaginas split that far open when giving birth...

Do they?...
#90 to #40 - sapphos (11/16/2012) [-]
Some women can give birth normally, without an epidural, which is cool until there's a problem and then there's an insta-c-section. Some women who have an epidural will be cut at a 45 degree angle from the vagina outwards to allow the baby to come out. It's better to be sliced than to rip from the vagina to the anus and risk infection etc.
#115 to #90 - IamEllis (11/17/2012) [-]
dah fuk man?
User avatar #43 to #40 - jakefenris (11/16/2012) [-]
They have to push an average of 6-8 pound lump out of them, yes yes they do. The cervix dilates to 10 inches during birth. There are times when the woman's vulva, or vaginal opening cannot stretch enough for the baby and needs to be cut wider to allow for a vaginal birth, though at that point a c-section would be out of the question.
#50 to #43 - N. Korean citizen (11/16/2012) [-]
*10 centimetres
User avatar #49 to #43 - theelderscrolls ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
that sounds like some good ass porn.
#53 to #49 - xtremehivoltage (11/16/2012) [-]
oh what the fuck man
#39 - garryn (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm sorry she didn't
#34 - badasstrainer (11/16/2012) [-]
Fear is only the beginning...
#32 - moltendaniel (11/16/2012) [-]
can....can..can i pull the baby out and fuck the fake pussy?
User avatar #36 to #32 - heartlessrobot (11/16/2012) [-]
Why pull it out first?
#37 to #36 - moltendaniel (11/16/2012) [-]
.............i honestly dont know why.
#27 - BadManTaliban (11/16/2012) [-]
open your mind
#45 to #27 - midgetnigger (11/16/2012) [-]
What's the demon baby thing from?
#47 to #45 - ironsoul (11/16/2012) [-]
the human centipede.
#25 - Cambro (11/16/2012) [-]
When I have sucked your breasts dry and your vagina is...tatters...then you have my permission to die.
#52 to #25 - swiftykidd (11/16/2012) [-]
Pro-tip: Bane doesnt say "then"

Have a nice evening.
User avatar #117 to #88 - swiftykidd (11/17/2012) [-]
explain my asshole actions
#24 - profflippystix (11/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 - thebritishguy (11/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #19 - ishalltroll (11/16/2012) [-]
Best onahole ever.
#118 to #19 - onahole (11/17/2012) [-]
I thought you said you loved me! D:
User avatar #18 - englman (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm a little ignorant as to how childbirth goes when it comes to the details. But surely that isn't how big the vagina opens?.. I mean.. You'd basically have no more vagina/bladder/etc..
User avatar #28 to #18 - itsdonealredy (11/16/2012) [-]
no thats pretty accurate
User avatar #35 to #28 - englman (11/16/2012) [-]
Well dang.. Vagina's are pretty amazing lol
User avatar #13 - skrewbacca (11/16/2012) [-]
I once tried to fool an aborted baby. But it wasn't born yesterday.
#12 - malkotay (11/16/2012) [-]
What am I looking at?
#11 - chadisyounggg ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
This was actually terrifying
#17 to #10 - bitchplzzz ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
I've seen that picture about 10 times this week. it still scares the shit out of me
#7 - acfabregat (11/16/2012) [-]
Is your mom a horseshoe crab?
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