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#474 - N. Korean citizen (11/16/2012) [-]
"the real representative government left years ago"
#472 - ninegagfourlife (11/16/2012) [-]
FUNNY OC PLZ THUMB I WORKED HARD ON IT

http://www.funnyjunk . com/funny_pictures/4239999/Plz+thumb+plz

SRY I CANT POST LINKS BUT JUST REMOOV SPACE PLZ
#469 - slayerbrk (11/16/2012) [-]
MFW "Someone with your IP has already voted" WHY CAN'T I THUMB YOU
User avatar #468 - dtcrawl (11/16/2012) [-]
Can anyone show me where he said this please?
#465 - N. Korean citizen (11/16/2012) [-]
SO BRAVE
#464 - joee (11/16/2012) [-]
**joee rolled a random image posted in comment #27960 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** hfw
**joee rolled a random image posted in comment #27960 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** hfw
#452 - N. Korean citizen (11/16/2012) [-]
huh. so is this the face of a man whose very soul has testicles the size of desktop computers?
#450 - foleydignis (11/16/2012) [-]
and im just sitting here, masturbating
User avatar #443 - lieutenantderp (11/16/2012) [-]
Ron Paul is soooo mutherfucking brave
#427 - idriveclutch (11/16/2012) [-]
I find it funny how people make fun of republicans, and treat Ron Paul like a god, and he is one of the more extreme republicans.......
User avatar #473 to #427 - LiamNeeson (11/16/2012) [-]
Those aren't real republicans. They are meant to conserve- hence conservatives. Therefore they should be sticking to the roots of the constitution, but they don't. He does, and people like him for it. Just because you dislike a group doesn't mean there aren't exceptions though. The world isn't black and white.
User avatar #453 to #427 - ninjasquirle ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
This is why I supported Gary Johnson he was the best candidate by far, he had the small government views like Ron Paul but didn't have the other extreme beliefs Paul did. Johnson was a true libertarian but he was the Libertarian candidate so you know we got like 1% of the vote again.
User avatar #476 to #453 - brutalfistfuck (11/16/2012) [-]
I voted for Gary Johnson as well! However, even though Paul had some serious views, he always said that if he were to be president, he wouldn't be poking his head in and messing around with people's personal decisions, like marriage and drug use. He once said in an interview after some guy asked him his position on gay marriage, something like "It doesn't matter! My opinion should in no way effect how the people of America choose to go about their lives." Gary Johnson is a bit safer, and now that he and Paul have inspired such a revolution, maybe we could finally have some actual change in the next couple of years, regardless of which president.
#482 to #476 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** (11/16/2012) [-]
i was staring at the ballot, deciding between obama and gary, when it occured to me that obamas candidacy was being sold the same way as his internvention in the economy. we bailed out the banks so the banking system wouldnt collapse, supposedly averting a worse disaster. and people i knew were saying "if romney wins we're screwed". but obama isnt a good president, hes mediocre at best and at worse basically follows bush directly. and i couldnt vote for obama because he himself has become too big to fail. well fuck that I dont like this attitude of choosing the lesser evil, besides the consolation prise is getting to say "well I voted for johnson".  "who?"   
   
   
- TLDR michelles ass is too big to fail
i was staring at the ballot, deciding between obama and gary, when it occured to me that obamas candidacy was being sold the same way as his internvention in the economy. we bailed out the banks so the banking system wouldnt collapse, supposedly averting a worse disaster. and people i knew were saying "if romney wins we're screwed". but obama isnt a good president, hes mediocre at best and at worse basically follows bush directly. and i couldnt vote for obama because he himself has become too big to fail. well fuck that I dont like this attitude of choosing the lesser evil, besides the consolation prise is getting to say "well I voted for johnson". "who?"


- TLDR michelles ass is too big to fail
User avatar #480 to #476 - ninjasquirle ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
My only issue is that people are associating those kind of views with Ron Paul when those have been the stances of the Libertarian party for a long time, Paul is a smart man but he isn't the golden god alot of people on FJ think he is.
#458 to #453 - idriveclutch (11/16/2012) [-]
Tha'ts who I voted for too
User avatar #467 to #458 - ninjasquirle ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
What I really like is all the people on here shouting Ron Paul yet completely ignore the guy who went into his state with debt left with a billion surplus, fixed numerous state problems, pro choice, pro gay marriage, small government, reasonable and is known for compromising with others on issues, he really was a great candidate just a shame he never got news time even though his head was actually on straight.
User avatar #430 to #427 - clavatninenine (11/16/2012) [-]
it's funnyjunk.

they don't know how to not be hypocritical douche bags.

User avatar #459 to #430 - freshblob (11/16/2012) [-]
This site is littered with kids. Don't take anything posted here seriously
User avatar #466 to #459 - ninjasquirle ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
This too, alot of high school kids on here who think they got the world figured out yet won't hear any flaws in their logic and just get offended if you point out their wrong because surprise, surprise they don't really learn anything in school.
User avatar #460 to #459 - clavatninenine (11/16/2012) [-]
Oh trust me...I summed them up good.

funnyjunk.com/text/4158991/Dear+Funnyjunk/
User avatar #483 to #460 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** (11/16/2012) [-]
funnyjunk is like murica

love it or leave it

logic is kill

no
User avatar #486 to #483 - clavatninenine (11/16/2012) [-]
And it's that reasoning that makes FJ such a shithole.

You are the problem.
#487 to #486 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** (11/16/2012) [-]
youre a whiny bitch looking for someone to blame for problems that arent real.
why dont you twist your dick around and shove it up your own ass.
User avatar #489 to #487 - clavatninenine (11/16/2012) [-]
Wow look at your childish insults, you must be really great at Call of Duty.
#490 to #489 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** (11/17/2012) [-]
You'd think so, but regrettably this is not the case.
User avatar #423 - clavatninenine (11/16/2012) [-]
*Opening statement expressing I know I will be thumbed down*
*Main statement getting to the point of the post*
*Politics*
*Politics*
*Disagreement*
*Agreement*
*More Politics*
*Even More Politics*
*Short disagreement*
*Explanation of my reasoning*
*TL;DR followed by short summary of the post*

Now that I have explained all of my political views and opinions to funnyjunks uncaring denizens...I'm going to go masturbate.



User avatar #455 to #423 - andhtwentyten (11/16/2012) [-]
*complaint about how saying your gonna get red thumbs gets you green thumbs*

also going to masturbate
User avatar #457 to #455 - clavatninenine (11/16/2012) [-]
Yeah except the difference is I'm not thumbwhoring.
User avatar #462 to #457 - andhtwentyten (11/16/2012) [-]
hey i used the same sarcasm asterisks you did, it was a joke

and i just came
User avatar #470 to #462 - clavatninenine (11/16/2012) [-]
The way I see it there are two possibilities int his situation:

1. You are an idiot thumbwhore
or 2. You are trying to troll.

Either way you bore me, so I bid you good day.
#421 - mrdudemanguyperson (11/16/2012) [-]
Preston Brooks beat Charles Sumner down in congress like a BAWS
User avatar #456 to #421 - ocelot (11/16/2012) [-]
"hit him again" was written on a bunch of canes in his office the next day
#419 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account** (11/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #418 - jaymebingo (11/16/2012) [-]
Good day mates, I'm Jayme Bingo!
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User avatar #406 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** (11/16/2012) [-]
If Ron Paul was the last hope for this country or the only hope.....how would him being President help?
we would still need over 200 Ron Paul's in Congress and the Supreme Court

I don't like him, but I can see why people do
but passing him off as the second coming of Christ is alittle silly
User avatar #425 to #406 - potatotown (11/16/2012) [-]
its all perspective, hes like a diamond in a pile of cow shit. Hes not perfect, but compared to the other candidates, he is pretty fuckin good
#413 to #406 - harryblazer (11/16/2012) [-]
because Romey and Obama both suck. At the time when there was still alot of other candidates running, and he seemed ALOT better than any other choice. I think people (including mysef) were just mad to see him go so early
User avatar #415 to #413 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** (11/16/2012) [-]
well, most of the Republicans were.........eh

I like Obama though, not really gonna say he is gonna save the country though
User avatar #410 to #406 - srskate ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Hope is a powerful thing.
#414 to #410 - victoreznov (11/16/2012) [-]
I had to do it.
User avatar #412 to #410 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** (11/16/2012) [-]
some how I feel this wouldn't be the time for an Obama reference :)
User avatar #422 to #412 - digdan (11/16/2012) [-]
Its always time for obama
#424 to #422 - corundum (11/16/2012) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #431 to #424 - digdan (11/16/2012) [-]
omg, that made my day. Lol
User avatar #434 to #431 - corundum (11/16/2012) [-]
I saved it on my phone so I can text it to anyone whenever they bring up the election.
User avatar #405 - Mockingjay (11/16/2012) [-]
A majority of Ron Paul's policies that I've actually taken the time to read up on I agree with. The only thing I despise about this country is the people we decide to elect to LEAD OUR COUNTRY. For fucks sake people. Romney and Obama kept talkin' about how they are going to improve conditions for the working class. They don't know a damn thing about the working class because they were never fucking there. This all ties back to the Socratic belief that the best leaders begin in a dark cave with little knowledge, only to be given the opportunity to leave the cave to learn and understand all these new and amazing things, only to go BACK to the cave and teach the rest for the good of the State. We have a bunch of upper class morons who have no idea what a dollar bill is.
#402 - riceronijabrony (11/16/2012) [-]
I think this was his Farewell to Politics entirely. He's old, he'll be 81 in 2016, too old for a president. However, his message will live on through our generation. It up to us to carry on his message, it's up to us to change the bullshit two-party system. We need to change this country, we need to start a rEVOLution.
User avatar #432 to #402 - ilovehitler (11/16/2012) [-]
Everyone else is planning a revolution, and I'm just sitting here masturbating.
User avatar #397 - AliCattLovee (11/16/2012) [-]
Anyone have that little guy with the same colour background as FJ saying "Said no one ever" or something like that..
#448 to #433 - raigen ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Noone asked you.
#451 to #448 - ilovehitler (11/16/2012) [-]





If you click enter five times, it doesn't look better
#454 to #451 - raigen ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Eyup, indeed it does, take this... You have bested me.
Eyup, indeed it does, take this... You have bested me.
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