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#121 to #119 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
u dumb *****
#115 - thesandboxes (11/15/2012) [-]
Saw him live a week ago.

He is freaking amazing...
User avatar #172 to #115 - redJericho (11/16/2012) [-]
Haha, holy **** . I am watching this movie right this second, the Green Mile.
User avatar #113 - slootyslooot (11/15/2012) [-]
This hole time, I thought her name was Ellen Fapper...
#111 - LankyFrank (11/15/2012) [-]
MFW Louis CK
MFW Louis CK
#110 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
so ******* old
User avatar #97 - occamsrazor (11/15/2012) [-]
You morons this was on his tv show Louie, from someone who actually watches it. Not everything is a serious goddamn political statement.
#96 - EpicAmiss (11/15/2012) [-]
Somehow relevant
User avatar #133 to #96 - drmrniceguy (11/16/2012) [-]
Sexiest ******* cow alive.
User avatar #95 - zeusx ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81752461/
full video. it appears to be some kind of parody
#90 - cometfire (11/15/2012) [-]
As a Christian, and regular Bible studier, I can verify that masturbation is indeed natural and in no way against any law or considered a sin, unless you are doing it in a really perverse way. Like spying on your sister in the shower.   
   
Fellow Christians. Masturbation helps relieve sexual tension from our bodies and can help keep us from making mistakes. Like accidental pregnancy. It also promotes healthy hormone and heart health, and can aid in fending off depression. Our bodies are designed to start having sex very early on and back when the new testament was written, you can legally marry by the age of 14 by your own consent and begin a family. We can't do that now because of today's laws in most countries. So the next best thing is masturbation. Hooray~   
   
In short. Masturbation is good.   
 Keep fapping, my brothers.
As a Christian, and regular Bible studier, I can verify that masturbation is indeed natural and in no way against any law or considered a sin, unless you are doing it in a really perverse way. Like spying on your sister in the shower.

Fellow Christians. Masturbation helps relieve sexual tension from our bodies and can help keep us from making mistakes. Like accidental pregnancy. It also promotes healthy hormone and heart health, and can aid in fending off depression. Our bodies are designed to start having sex very early on and back when the new testament was written, you can legally marry by the age of 14 by your own consent and begin a family. We can't do that now because of today's laws in most countries. So the next best thing is masturbation. Hooray~

In short. Masturbation is good.
Keep fapping, my brothers.
User avatar #171 to #90 - redJericho (11/16/2012) [-]
Masturbation itself isn't a sin, however sexual fantasies are (lust), which commonly follows masturbation.
User avatar #154 to #90 - deltadeltadelta (11/16/2012) [-]
Catholics consider masturbation a sin because they believe every sperm is sacred. It's also why they believe using condoms is a sin.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
#153 to #90 - thebigcountry (11/16/2012) [-]
Well said sir.
User avatar #150 to #90 - tomoyomomo (11/16/2012) [-]
I am a christian, Roman catholic to be exact, I go to catholic church, i go to church everysunday, and so do all of my friends.

WE ALL JERK OFF, WE DONT ******* THINK WERE DIRTY SINNERS IN THE EYE OF GOD, CHRIST MAN relax...
#198 to #150 - lickmyteabag (11/16/2012) [-]
Did you even read his comment?
User avatar #207 to #198 - tomoyomomo (11/16/2012) [-]
ehh i stopped halfway through, im lazy, sorry
#225 to #207 - cometfire (11/16/2012) [-]
then read the bottom for a sum up.   
   
Take your own advise and chill the hell out.
then read the bottom for a sum up.

Take your own advise and chill the hell out.
User avatar #226 to #225 - tomoyomomo (11/16/2012) [-]
Yea sorry, i ****** up!!
#132 to #90 - malhaloc (11/16/2012) [-]
A pro-Christian comment with +20 thumbs? Sir! You are charged with witchcraft and heresy! BURN HIM!
A pro-Christian comment with +20 thumbs? Sir! You are charged with witchcraft and heresy! BURN HIM!
#219 to #132 - cometfire (11/16/2012) [-]
Oh here. if you want a bigger one for next time. Thanks for the lawl.
Oh here. if you want a bigger one for next time. Thanks for the lawl.
#224 to #219 - malhaloc (11/16/2012) [-]
I like bigger gifs
I like bigger gifs
#123 to #90 - ahjay (11/15/2012) [-]
Sure does cure depression. Masturbated after I had a terrible talk with an ex of mine. Man did I feel better.
Sure does cure depression. Masturbated after I had a terrible talk with an ex of mine. Man did I feel better.
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User avatar #112 to #101 - cometfire (11/15/2012) [-]
OH OH OH! nono Onan refused a direct order. Jehovah was telling Onan to marry his brothers wife after he died so their family would continue, but he disobeyed and jacked off instead.

In the old testament, wasting your seed was bad. You were to marry ASAP and fill the earth with the pitter patter of little feet. But times have changed, laws have changed, and the bibles new testament stands for even todays rules.
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#118 to #116 - cometfire (11/15/2012) [-]
"cums" from   
   
Ahh you little bastard you XD
"cums" from

Ahh you little bastard you XD
User avatar #108 to #101 - cometfire (11/15/2012) [-]
May I have the passage? I'd like to look it up.
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User avatar #117 to #114 - cometfire (11/15/2012) [-]
could be. I'm finding very little info on it. Honestly to me it sounds like he killed the baby.

but from what this person says the translation is, he was supposed to have sex with her.

Ah whatever. It's the king James wording. I hate that crap.
#100 to #90 - iliketires (11/15/2012) [-]
I love you. In celebration of reading this I'm gonna fap to you.
I love you. In celebration of reading this I'm gonna fap to you.
#107 to #100 - cometfire (11/15/2012) [-]
Oh you.
Oh you.
#99 to #90 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
Just curious, how do you masturbate without lusting? Even if you're not thinking about sex, you're lusting over your own flesh. Matthew 5, son.
User avatar #105 to #99 - cometfire (11/15/2012) [-]
Lust is an obsessive sexual desire. Like if you are chronically masturbating, or obsessed about it, then yeah that's kind of bad. I fantasize about my fiance. I've been dating her since I was 12 and she is the only girl [woman now] that I've seen naked. I know..moral fag.

But we're human. We lust, envy, greed, get pissed off, and do all sorts of silly things. None of us are perfect. And it's not our fault.
User avatar #102 to #99 - iliketires (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't masturbate because I'm lustful, I do it because im bored, or to calm down.

Basically masturbation for me is so I don't murder people.
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#87 - leredspy (11/15/2012) [-]
Does anyone else think that finding out someone thinks about you while masturbating would be a massive confidence boost and flatter you in a weird way?
Does anyone else think that finding out someone thinks about you while masturbating would be a massive confidence boost and flatter you in a weird way?
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#140 to #87 - GrammarNaziSirius **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #159 to #140 - elcreepo (11/16/2012) [-]
I have a crush on you, because you're one hell of an FJer. I stalk your profile, think about you every night, and have never even had the courage to ask your name or where you live, because that would ruin your allure.

You are loved, GrammarNaziSirius. More than you know.
User avatar #212 to #159 - thinegame (11/16/2012) [-]
Well said, elcreepo.
User avatar #131 to #87 - Hreidmar ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
It really is.

I wank to you
#91 to #87 - cometfire (11/15/2012) [-]
I do as well.
I do as well.
User avatar #89 to #87 - crazysexyhorse (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't think there's anything weird about it.
#85 - dubsmckenzie (11/15/2012) [-]
I'd fap to her.

Kinda reminds me of Heather Graham.
User avatar #81 - Rattaz (11/15/2012) [-]
Guise, this is like FunnyJunks top 9th youtube video of all time, still getting it to top?
Well, it's funny, though, I'll just skip.
User avatar #75 - koobzacc (11/15/2012) [-]
No, your source was the pic the last time it was posted ;D
User avatar #73 - gorginhanson (11/15/2012) [-]
Her reply was


"I hope you do"

click the link if you don't believe me
User avatar #80 to #73 - rhiaanor ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
"-think about me and what i said-" "OKAY"
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User avatar #69 - unicornpreben (11/15/2012) [-]
The actress did a terrible job in the sketch
User avatar #65 - ryantheatheist (11/15/2012) [-]
Dude, he was pissed in that interview.
#64 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
ha! didn't know discussions like this exists nowadays I gotta accept that christian woman is so beautiful ahh her voice man I want a girl like that even if she want me not masturbating I'd marry her
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