dude. seriously. serious.

AY GURL U WNT SUM FUK?

I was compelled to.

That's okay, I thought it was retarded too.

x3 retarded is cool

you're definetly not the only one... if you talked sex with other girls you would know...

well, maybe im the only one without a bucket vajay or a craving for STD's c:

didn't quite catch the meaning in that comment...
could you say it differently ?

basically, im assuming girls want bigger peen's either to be 'ripped in half' or because they need to fill up their streched out pussies.

well... I know some like the pain...
I don't.. it's horrible, and almost like period cramps...
anyways, even though many can take a whole fist, they can still train their muscles down there, so they are tight again...
it always depends on what people like..
i've tried a few sizes, and i'm not gonna point out what size is my fav, because it all depends...
but i train my muscles... and i train extra if i feel floppy and wide :) never got complaints...

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRN

Five is fine with me, eight is as high as I'll go. I don't want to die a horrible penis related death, so small is fine.

,,,seriously? Holy shit I thought I was small at 7 in.

No you didn't, you just want people to know your cock is 7.

Yeah, you caught me. I really care about what people, who I will never meet, think about my weiner size.

Totally agree. Medium's the most I can go too, or the average size (which is apparently 5 inches).

only done it with one guy, he's considered small but he has a decent sized girth. if he was any bigger he'd be in my womb. (too much info, so sorry)

So i have an above average dick
Feels good

Marry me?

ohyou~ im sure theres other girls out there with the same opinion as me xD

ill marry you mystery man

you look small penis too?

haha i am small penis

sure why not person i dont even know marriage for all

lets have a mormon family, cept reserved

well i dont see why the fuck not lets get this going

Hot Diggity

holy shit i watched that one time im still not the same

niqqas be thirsty

yes they certainly are my friend

hehe, it represents how, even though she´s cute, whenever she opens her mouth it just gets obscene :P

thanks i have been wondering myself

Meh, this is a pretty old comic. But I do feel bolding important words help people focus on the right things.

yeah but it's self-defeating if you bold every few words :P

true, like I said, It´s an old comic, I hadn´t quite learned how to use it yet :)

Content was mildly amusing though. thumbs for you.

Cheers. Well, I´m on and off kind of promiscuous irl. You can call it slutty if you like. But I don´t really get why guys keep calling girls sluts and then complain about not getting laid... sort of a contradictory opinion don´t you think?

I don't complain about getting laid, I honestly think its sad.

for me slut means the same thing for men and women, it literally does mean you are "promiscuous" It is society that attaches a negative label to that word. Not that I have never used it in a negative way, the smiley was supposed to defuse the insult.

I am not a hypocirte, I avoid girls that "Jump in the sack" as I like to get to know someone better before I take that step, I strangely also like the challenge :)

I understand peoples choices and respect them, however we can't help what we are attracted to can we :D

It's actually the same argument, having a small penis does not mean you cannot make a girl have an orgasm... let's jsut say that were there is will, there is a way.

I'm just making fun of the stereotype, girls with small boobs and fla ass get no fun, guys with small dicks and no six-pack dont get girls, etc.

In the end there is all kind of tastes and hey, if lesbians can get girs, so can a guy with no dick

Clitoral orgasm yes, G-spot orgasm is much more difficult the smaller you get. However, as a pro-tip, doggy-style is one of the best positions to help your woman achieve a G-spot orgasm, but is too painful for her if you're on the large scale as it allows for deep penetration. Plus if you really wanna get her off you can give her a reach around to her clit.

true dat

Actually, that's false. The actual average is 4-5 inches. Why? Because all the penises measured to get an average estimate had to be volunteered by the males that owned them. And, predictably, most males would only go in if they thought they had something to show.

I should of known! But when I took.. My sex education class many, many years ago. They said the average for england was actually 5.5 inches. Has the world gone smaller?.. Oh god no.

No, the same thing as in my first comment happened. It's true that, depending upon race and area, some people have bigger penises than others, but everything is relative. Lower all the accepted averages by an inch or so and you'll have the real average

Oh dear. I'm conscious because I think I'm a freak of nature now D:

if most people are above average then the average is risen by "most people"...

Haha, yeah, people did tell me later this probably isn´t the best page to post these sort of jokes. I´ll avoid it in the future.

Oh come on! this was a great oc with a good joke.. I think funnyjunk is more then capeble of handling this kind of joke.. (or at least i hope so)

Thanks, me too. But I´ll try not to dig my own grave too early XD

MFW I am norwegian!

mfw I'm danish

In that case WE'RE BROTHERS IN ARMS AND WE SHALL RULE THIS WORLD TOGETHER!!

for those who does not get it search " æ ø å " on youtube ^^

Love that song!

Really, I thought it would be more annoying with the whole " Wow, you´re tall!" statements all the time? :P

Well those too, but having people say "wow you are tall" doesn't really have an impact on my love life. Having girls that are only interested in 1 thing does.

If that´s the only thing they where interested in you probably wouldn´t want to date them anyway? x

I am not a Clever man,

I read an article which said that average is around 5.5 inches when erect. Which isn't actually much at all. Also most girls worth dating don't actually mind if your dick is slightly small. It IS how you use it.

That´s from person to person. There´s also the girth vs length aspect. Most girls don´t need a BIG penis, most are ok with average size ( but slightly above average is definitely better) I´m surprised so many guys can´t tell their own penis size.

Oh well, if they´re judging from porn...they´re gonna have a bad time.

of course it is. did you know that i'm currently deciding wether to buy a ferrari or a helicopter.

urge to kill...rising...rising...rising...

Huge. On the length part anyway.