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#33 - buthow (11/13/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#30 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
no she doesn't
#26 - Kew (11/13/2012) [-]
MFW i see my ex in public
MFW i see my ex in public
+6
#18 - vikingprincejoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #201 to #18 - admiralen ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
*he
-1
#299 to #201 - vikingprincejoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#27 to #18 - gangsterish (11/13/2012) [-]
tell her you'll hang out with her if you can ******** her, then never talk to her again
User avatar #24 to #18 - ronyx (11/13/2012) [-]
Disregard females, acquire currency.
User avatar #16 - TwistedPizzaDude (11/13/2012) [-]
my first and only gf so far broke up with me after only a 4 month relationship. (it was my first relationship). she said she needed time with herself to get used to a lot of changes shes being forced to go through because she moved a couple of towns away. she told me that i need to move on, get over it, and give everything time while she gives herself time to be on her own for a bit.

but at the same time, she still wants to keep me very close to her. "you are a wonderful person", "you treated me very right", "i still want us to be very close friends". She has a lot of problems though in her life, at home and whatnot (and some very dark secrets that she actually told me just a couple of days ago - things she never told anyone, not even me while we were dating) that she deals with on a daily basis. That, and she has new problems now since she's single and not really letting me be as supportive as i used to be. But yet, I know that I can be the solution to every problem she has if she really let me.

what do, FJ? Move on, or wait for her? I mean, I worry for her a lot. Im afraid of something happening to her while I wait. But at the same time, I trust she'd come to me if something happened because she still trusts me a lot. But i know it's unhealthy to just keep waiting for her
#166 to #16 - genephil (11/13/2012) [-]
"But yet, I know that I can be the solution to every problem she has if she really let me. "   
   
Dude, I know that exact feel. </3   
   
I made a stupid mistake of trying to get this girl I liked for a year+ to finally say yes, because she liked me and I liked her, (basically a Ross and Rachel thing, but we still never went out because she has her problems/reasons), and I sort of tried to get a direct answer out of her, where as if I had waited and just given it a few more days something might've happened.
"But yet, I know that I can be the solution to every problem she has if she really let me. "

Dude, I know that exact feel. </3

I made a stupid mistake of trying to get this girl I liked for a year+ to finally say yes, because she liked me and I liked her, (basically a Ross and Rachel thing, but we still never went out because she has her problems/reasons), and I sort of tried to get a direct answer out of her, where as if I had waited and just given it a few more days something might've happened.
User avatar #154 to #16 - Schwarzenegger (11/13/2012) [-]
Being "just friends" after a breakup is like asking if you can keep your dog, even thought it just died.

Forget her man. Give yourself time instead of worrying about her. Hit the gym, do something.
User avatar #84 to #16 - psychosamm (11/13/2012) [-]
I would personally give it a little time if you truly care about her, but don't hang on forever, there's going to be a certain point where you both need to let go. You honestly can't be just friends, it would be detrimental to both of you after a certain point. That point however, can only be decided by you.
User avatar #28 to #16 - gangsterish (11/13/2012) [-]
she's a lying **** , get out of there
#25 to #16 - awesomeguyTS (11/13/2012) [-]
Next time she talks to her, tell her that she needs to move, on, to, get over it, if you will, while you give yourself time to be on your own for a little bit.
#157 to #25 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
^this guy is right.

Part of adulthood is realizing that sometimes people who are great friends don't end up together. You will both be stronger if you both realize that you will find other great people in your lives.

#19 to #16 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
Have sex with her best female friend. NO! Her best TWO female friends! Then if you ever feel sad and lonely and want to cry, you can remember how you shagged your ex's two best friends and realize how awesome you are.
User avatar #23 to #19 - TwistedPizzaDude (11/13/2012) [-]
im not a one night stand type of person. when i have sex with someone, i want it to be with someone who is close to me
+1
#21 to #19 - vikingprincejoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#17 to #16 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
Stop being a beta faggot and move on.
She even told you to move on.
All those things she said, guess what it means you are better a friend than a boyfriend.
Be a man, **** women and don't give a **** .
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User avatar #15 - iliekcereal (11/13/2012) [-]
I've had a crush on my best friend for ******* ever, and once in a while I start to get over her (she has somewhat made it clear that she does not like me as anything more than a friend) she does something that resembles showing interest to me, and it just makes me want her more than ever before. It's been about 2 or 3 weeks since I've talked to her other than a simple greeting once in a while. I got really pissed at her for being ****** in a way that I can't tell if it was intentional or unintentional; as a result, I can't decide if I'm better or worse off without her. It ******* hurts man, but I can't tell if it's worse than torturing myself debating whether or not she might finally like me.
#14 - thehornedking (11/13/2012) [-]
Your GF breaks up with you to go back out with her ex.
Your GF breaks up with you to go back out with her ex.
#13 - AnAnonForLife (11/13/2012) [-]
Then she sees that I grew into something she wanted.   
HFW I'm the Cookie and i dont give a 						****					.
Then she sees that I grew into something she wanted.
HFW I'm the Cookie and i dont give a **** .
#12 - elemenohpe (11/13/2012) [-]
I mustered up the courage after 3 months of flirting to ask out a chick she says yes thenbreaks up with me 3 days later. MFW 7 Months pass I've moved on and she wants me again.
I mustered up the courage after 3 months of flirting to ask out a chick she says yes thenbreaks up with me 3 days later. MFW 7 Months pass I've moved on and she wants me again.
#10 - thamuz ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
MFW my ex says she regrets cheating on me and wants me back and says shell change.
User avatar #153 to #10 - Schwarzenegger (11/13/2012) [-]
Shell change. Haha, get it?

Bullet shells.
#8 - akjunker (11/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #6 - iamkari (11/13/2012) [-]
What ex ?
User avatar #9 to #6 - mrfourtysevenman (11/13/2012) [-]
what reget?
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#4 - iaaron (11/13/2012) [-]
When you run into your ex walking down the street
When you run into your ex walking down the street
#168 to #4 - thenickel (11/13/2012) [-]
SINGIN' DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY DUM DIDDY DO
SINGIN' DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY DUM DIDDY DO
User avatar #114 to #4 - yojo ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
But seriously, how the **** is he doing that?
User avatar #141 to #114 - slyve (11/13/2012) [-]
I'd guess the street is frozen over and he just ran, started to slide, turned around and made those steps while continuing to slide on the ice.
User avatar #258 to #141 - daentraya (11/13/2012) [-]
That must be cold.
#223 to #141 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
or it's reversed? still doesn't make a lot of sense
User avatar #7 to #4 - Kirbyman (11/13/2012) [-]
Its like he's being pulled to the KFC down the street with black magic.
#2 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (11/12/2012) [-]
Last year sometime my gf cheated on me and was generally a manipulative bitch but being the emotionally dead creature that i am i got over it and continued with my life (although i still hated her) and eventually found myself an amazing new gf, then about 3 weeks ago at a party my ex comes up to me and confesses that "it hasn't felt right since we broke up", " she needs me and she knows we're the best for each other" at this moment my current gf came towards us (and had heard the whole thing) gave me a kiss on the cheek turns to her and says "oh who's this baby" to which i respond, "oh her? this is that crazy bitch of an ex gf i told you about"

tl:dr bitch ex, got owned mfw
User avatar #176 to #2 - cruzslzr (11/13/2012) [-]
I've never had a real girlfriend (an internet one just didn't cut it for me)
I've had one kiss, and it was more of a pity kiss if you ask me
I've never had a valentine
I've loved someone and watched them get blatantly hurt by jerks
I've never had money so I don't have nice clothes besides this one shirt I really like
I am a real socially awkward guy with an shy personality
I'm chubby (or so I like to think)
And I'm not even that great in school
I came up with my own little motto to keep going: "Some are just given great lives, I'm not some"
#267 to #176 - slashtrey (11/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever gone hungry or without water for a single day in your ******* life?

"Some" are given great lives? You have access to the internet and access to enough food to give you the CHOICE to be "chubby". There are literally BILLIONS of people on earth who would trade places with you.

I have no pity whatsoever for you if you can't be thankful for what you have. I share a lot of the same things as you in your post, but at least I have a sense of how much worse it could be.
User avatar #300 to #267 - cruzslzr (11/14/2012) [-]
But it can also be alot better if I had just been given the right morals
Maybe a father to teach me things
Maybe a girlfriend who actually liked me for my personality
Also my chubbiness isn't from eating, it's because I was born 13 pounds and grew bones abnormally big
That's not me being in denial, it's the doctor telling me why I can't lose the weight as easy
#159 to #2 - pterodactylz (11/13/2012) [-]
Story time, FJ.

Had gf of year and a half in high school, junior year into senior year. Good looking, but as the relationship matured, it was clear we weren't working out, mostly because she was a crazy ass bitch and her parents were ******* insane rascist Christians (i'm hispanic).

Broke up. Making out with a guy literally 20 minutes after the break up. Wow wtf bitch, but I tried to move on. Then started dating a guy who she knew I hated (told her specifically throughout the relationship) just to spite me. Toyed with me and messed with me on a daily basis because I had a class with her. In the break up her friends and some of mine took her side. All of this sent me into a spiraling depression that lasted more than a year.

Moved away to escape, went to college, met the girl I'm dating now. Been together for almost two years. Loving, caring. supporting, and to be quite honest everything I could ever want. We're both going to school and are planning to move in together next year. I also found out recently that my bitch ex can't hold down a job, dropped out of community college twice and is now doing meth. Me: 1, Exbitch: 0.

tl;dr i have an awesome relationship and my bitch ex is now a meth head. Feelsgoodman
User avatar #200 to #159 - admiralen ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
*me: 1, Exbitch: 2.
User avatar #136 to #2 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/13/2012) [-]
Last year I had no gf. Same with the year before that, and before that, and before that....

I'm almost 23
User avatar #122 to #2 - errdayimfjing (11/13/2012) [-]
sounds like that song "I want you back" by Cher Loyd haha
#31 to #2 - hallowedfrogg (11/13/2012) [-]
I wish I could thumb up more!!!
#3 to #2 - fraserdons (11/12/2012) [-]
When I was 17 my gf of 8 months cheated on me but I stayed with her, she broke up with me a couple of months later (wtf man). I was pretty depressed and a new girl had came (lol came) to the school, 9.5/10 at least. I was the only guy not trying to get with her. She gets seated next to me in a class, it turns out she was actually really nice and fun to talk to, some weeks later it's blatently obvious we like each other and I ask her out.

MFW I started dating the hottest girl in school and rubbed it all over my ex's face
User avatar #69 to #3 - tomkruise (11/13/2012) [-]
Is that your face?
User avatar #38 to #3 - theplankof (11/13/2012) [-]
....thats a gameboy color
#177 to #38 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
It's just a iphone/ipod case. I have one for my iPod.
#22 to #3 - anonymous (11/13/2012) [-]
These stories just makes me sad for myself. FML.
#147 to #22 - funnyjunknsfwsecti (11/13/2012) [-]
They're success stories, dude. They're not *bragging*, they're telling you how even anon can get some.
User avatar #29 to #22 - ronyx (11/13/2012) [-]
huehuehuehue
User avatar #1 - laredon (11/12/2012) [-]
I was like that, then we got together, aaaaaaand broke up again. I was like that again.
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