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#145 - thatsmrnoob
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(11/13/2012) [-]
MFW she magically wants to get back together out of nowhere
MFW she magically wants to get back together out of nowhere
#149 to #145 - javis
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(11/13/2012) [-]
MFW I upgraded to a better woman.
MFW I upgraded to a better woman.
#144 - skittykarp
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(11/13/2012) [-]
>ex breaks up with me
>5 months pass, hardly speak to him as it's awkward as tits
>we both try seeing other people
>he starts talking to me again, I'm wary
>meet up for coffee, is actually nice
>he tells me he missed me and regretted the break-up
>6 months on from break-up
>mfw my ex is no longer my ex
#161 to #144 - ludislavonac
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(11/13/2012) [-]
sis*
#143 - rantansoop
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#142 - Danzig
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Paul Ryan's career took quite the turn after not becoming Vice President
#139 - tormenttheweak
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#146 to #139 - xtrem
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(>'.')>
#137 - crackeronethreetwo
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(11/13/2012) [-]
**crackeronethreetwo rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at how to live forever ** MFW
#133 - rcomeau
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#125 - xkmarcus
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(11/13/2012) [-]
****** SyFy, THAT'S NOT SCIENCE FICTION
#140 to #125 - zetsutar
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(11/13/2012) [-]
That's what I was thinking actually. Maybe they thought it would be a good idea as one of their C rate movies goes off to dive straight into wrestling. That'll get the ratings!
#119 - Bomard
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Woah crazy oO. My ex just said she wanted me back like ... an hour ish ago and now I see this post on FJ. What to do FJ ..?
#167 to #119 - TheCrazyGuy
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#152 to #119 - spycheckingpyro
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(11/13/2012) [-]
from my expert opinion, i would have to suggest killing yourself as the most obvious solution
#138 to #119 - hurpderpp
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Bang for hours on end then go to the police and say this fast "I'm taking this hoe hostage,follow me i'll kill myself then her" Confuse them then run and hide.
#129 to #119 - GrimTheRealReaper
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(11/13/2012) [-]
should probably kill yourself.
#128 to #119 - shadowmonk
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(11/13/2012) [-]
bang your self kill her
#127 to #119 - bowservoltaire
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself
#126 to #119 - Bomard
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself ...
#130 to #126 - misticalz ONLINE
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(11/13/2012) [-]
D...Did you just reply to yourself telling yourself to kill yourself?
#158 to #130 - Bomard
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(11/13/2012) [-]
No, thats ridiculous...
#124 to #119 - ShockedNazi
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(11/13/2012) [-]
get with her, bang the **** out of her, then kill yourself
#131 to #124 - ShockedNazi
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(11/13/2012) [-]
and be sure to do it right after sex so your ex thinks shes so bad at sex that it made you commit suicide
#134 to #131 - nuaden
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Made me laugh for a few good minutes, take my thumbs good sir!
Made me laugh for a few good minutes, take my thumbs good sir!
#123 to #119 - dharkmoswen
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Kill yourself...
#120 to #119 - gangsterish
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(11/13/2012) [-]
kill yourself
kill yourself
#308 to #120 - maxsexington
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I come from the future and even i agree with this.
#309 to #308 - gangsterish
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#121 to #120 - chorozord
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Agreed, kill yourself
#118 - abcdxyz
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(11/13/2012) [-]
She doesn't talk to me, she hasn't admitted it to anyone, but I think she regrets is. After dumping me she has gone from angry to depressed the past 5 months and has rebounded between six guys, claiming they're all her soulmates. One is an ex who cheated on her and one is an incredibly needy guy who lives 1000 miles away and she's cheated on with another guy. She seems to have turned into a whore now
#162 to #118 - excentric ONLINE
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When you said needy guy that lives 1000 miles away I choked on my drink. The girl I like lives 1000 miles away and admittedly I can be needy. If it weren't for the fact that the girl you are talking about is depressed and a whore then i'd have thought you were talking about that girl and I..... thank goodness it wasn't.
When you said needy guy that lives 1000 miles away I choked on my drink. The girl I like lives 1000 miles away and admittedly I can be needy. If it weren't for the fact that the girl you are talking about is depressed and a whore then i'd have thought you were talking about that girl and I..... thank goodness it wasn't.
#297 to #162 - abcdxyz
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(11/14/2012) [-]
Well if you're the guy in your profile pic with the headphones, then you have nothing to worry about. If you're not and you currently reside in Arizona and she is in Texas, it may or may not be you, so yeah
#117 - spazzin
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#115 - daednevar
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(11/13/2012) [-]
**daednevar rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at My Desktop ** mfw no ex's
#116 to #115 - daednevar
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(11/13/2012) [-]
because i killed them....
#132 to #116 - misticalz ONLINE
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#113 - weniscake
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(11/13/2012) [-]
MFW My ex regrets breaking up with me.
MFW My ex regrets breaking up with me.
#111 - schlecht
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#108 - ShockedNazi
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(11/13/2012) [-]
is that?....no...no...well....naw
#199 to #108 - lezbeyan
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#104 - makethingsworse
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Girl that stomped on my heart (twice) just got dumped by her boyfriend. She comes to me, crying. "It was out of the blue, and now I feel so lonely." HAHAHAHA! Hurts doesn't it!?
#102 - pikapoo
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Wrestling? On my Funnyjunk?
This makes me a happy faggot.
#99 - Asatdave
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(11/13/2012) [-]
This literally happened to me not 5 mins ago. I dont want to get back with her. what should I say instead? Might post results if interesting.
#100 to #99 - makethingsworse
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Tell her, "Sucks bitch! Being lonely isn't very fun!"
#96 - fractalius
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Eh what the hell. I'll share a story.

When I was 16, I went to a camp for diabetics, (betafag, kissless virgin, etc.) and I met this chick on the bus. I kinda recalled a convorsation between my best friend and I telling me I better make out with some chick while I was there, so I thought what the **** and started talking to her.

Somehow we had a really long convo, and over the rest of the camp I started seeing her more, 6/7th day she tells me she likes me, and I said I liked her too, etc. last day we spend the whole time at the beach just hangin out. First kiss on the bus ride home.

A week or so later, we went on our first date to a carnival. I was wearing a pair of shorts that morning that I didn't like, so I decided to put a different pair on. Because of my luck, I put on an old pair of my brothers, which had one of his packages of rolling papers in it. I noticed it at the start of the car ride there, and just told myself I'd throw it away at the fair, but I forgot.

That night, when I met her parents for the first time, gave a good impression etc. the papers fell out of my pocket, and her dad saw them. Basically, he told me I couldnt see her anymore, and she said after a few days that she did really like me, but she just isn't ready to restart the relationship.

I was feeling like **** for days, when I was at a lake and somehow got the courage to talk to this girl, who I hooked up with that night (apparantly she was a model for FOX motorcross) and then a week later got laid for the first time too.


That first girl was perfect, she was beautiful, fun to talk to, and liked absolutely everything I did. She told me she liked me again, but I was in the middle of a relationship. By the time I got out of it, we kinda stopped talking.

I made a lot of mistakes with this girl, bt I like to think that I became a better person from it. Maybe someday I'll start talking to her again.
#101 to #96 - bigbootygabriel
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#103 to #101 - fractalius
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(11/13/2012) [-]
I remember, that on the drive home, I had to pick up one of my friends and give him a ride. He asked why I was looking so sad and I told him what happened, he said "Sorry bro.. I know she meant alot to you. Come up with me to the lake this weekend, you'll find a chick"

Its funny how that worked out
#98 to #96 - fractalius
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(11/13/2012) [-]
Warning, extremely long story, probably not that interesting.
#90 - IamEllis
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(11/13/2012) [-]
I regret my ex breaking up with me
feels bad man