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User avatar #37 - RJHammerCock (11/12/2012) [-]
It's CHRISTmas. If you don't like that that's the whole reason we have the holiday, then don't celebrate it
User avatar #32 - BigDru ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
Happy Chrishanaquanzika!
User avatar #29 - maxismahname ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
I stared at it trying to figure out what the **** they are saying.
User avatar #27 - eddiethead (11/12/2012) [-]
Merry festivus!
#26 - moze (11/11/2012) [-]
**moze rolled a random image posted in comment #1592467 at MLP Friendly Board ** I'm offended by that, can't tell you why... I just am damnit.
#31 to #26 - CrazyPsycho (11/12/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at good plan ** I'm taking a shot in the dark. you stepped on ornament landmines when you were a kid? no. no. Better. you got molested with no BY ornaments when you were a kid and now you hold a deep seeded grudge against everything ornamental. amirite?
User avatar #56 to #31 - moze (11/12/2012) [-]
yup, deep seeded issues with holiday decor cause I was raped by a reindeer when I was a child.
User avatar #49 to #31 - nosauceforyou (11/12/2012) [-]
You've got some red on you.
#25 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [-]
i don't celebrate christmas, but like, i'm not going to be an idiot and turn down my christmas bonus.
User avatar #20 - bounod (11/11/2012) [-]
I find the fonts really offending!
#18 - sketchysketchist (11/11/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at HA HA BLACK PEOPLE ** Happy ********** .
#65 to #18 - wal (11/12/2012) [-]
**wal rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at But.... ** That's a sweet roll.
#50 to #18 - boxdweller (11/12/2012) [-]
Excellent roll, good sir.
#43 to #18 - beavisnbutthead (11/12/2012) [-]
Magnificent roll
Magnificent roll
#24 to #18 - misticalz ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#22 to #18 - blacktay (11/11/2012) [-]
Dat roll
Dat roll
#21 to #18 - ismet (11/11/2012) [-]
Dat roll.
User avatar #19 to #18 - thisusernameisalie (11/11/2012) [-]
Great roll.
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#14 - arearea (11/11/2012) [-]
i cant believe the "war on christmas" got passed an evangelic passing thought,   
its like "OMG HOWDARE U ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACE THAT THERE IS MORE THAN ONE RELIGION IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD U SHUD B FIRED!!!111!"   
   
MFW people thinks its a legit "war"
i cant believe the "war on christmas" got passed an evangelic passing thought,
its like "OMG HOWDARE U ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACE THAT THERE IS MORE THAN ONE RELIGION IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD U SHUD B FIRED!!!111!"

MFW people thinks its a legit "war"
#13 - boredomavenger (11/11/2012) [-]
when I was taking a Humanities class last year, Christmas time happened while we were studying Roman culture. We celebrated Saturnalia in the class, which consisted of nothing more than a whole week of nothing but feasting and sharing stories of the year.   
   
>mfw some uptight christian started saying we shouldn't celebrate a barbaric pagan holiday and the teacher told them to leave the class so that we could feast in peace
when I was taking a Humanities class last year, Christmas time happened while we were studying Roman culture. We celebrated Saturnalia in the class, which consisted of nothing more than a whole week of nothing but feasting and sharing stories of the year.

>mfw some uptight christian started saying we shouldn't celebrate a barbaric pagan holiday and the teacher told them to leave the class so that we could feast in peace
User avatar #12 - cancerousiguana (11/11/2012) [-]
Does any other winter holiday involve a tree to hang ornaments on?
#9 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [-]
I'm offended by gold balls.
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User avatar #3 - lordlolland (11/11/2012) [-]
Glædelig jul
#7 to #3 - kallesmange (11/11/2012) [-]
og godt nytår
User avatar #2 - docxy (11/11/2012) [-]
happy winter solstice
#1 - breakfastlunch (11/11/2012) [-]
I don't understand why anyone would ever get offended when someone wishes them "Happy/Merry <insert holiday>."

I mean, if I was in a large group of people who celebrate Kwanzaa and someone told me "Happy Kwanzaa," I wouldn't go ******* and say "ERMAHGERD Shut up! I don't celebrate Kwanzaa!" What logical reason would anyone have to do so?
#35 to #1 - hproductions (11/12/2012) [-]
I went trick or treating on Halloween and while I was flying through houses, I came across a house with Christmas lights.

I thought maybe it was a joke, or the resident's calender was tampered with, so I went to check it out. When the owner opened the door I responded with a jubilant "Trick or treat!" He bluntly said "We don't celebrate Halloween."

What a cock sucker! I don't give **** if you don't celebrate Halloween,(probably for some ******** reason like "it celebrates the devil" when it originates from tribal rituals) but at least wait till November is half way done until you put up your lights! Or do you not celebrate Thanksgiving either you prick!
#57 to #35 - trollololing (11/12/2012) [-]
What if the man is too poor to afford candy. What if the man tries to be economically smart. What if the man got constantly beat on Halloween by his ****** up uncle. The breaking point was on Halloween when his uncle pushed it too hard. The man, a child then, sick of his **** , told him to stop, which enraged his drunk uncle's ass. He raped him. This, not only ruining Halloween, scarred him for life?


What if I'm just asking too many questions and kids really CAN see the power-packed taste of Cinnamon Taste Crunch, to which they withhold this information from us, tearing us apart, only so they will get more CTC to eat?

Alright I'm done now. I'm stoned for the first time and have no idea what I'm doing.
User avatar #44 to #35 - superninjamonkeyme (11/12/2012) [-]
He didn't give you treats, that means you should have pulled some tricks.
User avatar #8 to #1 - ivoryhammer (11/11/2012) [-]
Because getting offended is the American pastime
#45 to #8 - halomike ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #4 to #1 - silvermoonelf (11/11/2012) [-]
From what the douche bags at CCD (Catholic school) rammed into our heads, it's that they want to keep CHRIST in Christmas. I don't see how saying "Happy Holidays" takes Christ out of Christmas, but hey. They're Christian. Most people on the internet don't understand half of what they do.
#17 to #4 - anonymous (11/11/2012) [-]
Watch out you guys, atheist fag ^. He's here to preach you the good book.
User avatar #33 to #17 - silvermoonelf (11/12/2012) [-]
I'm not an atheist fag because I'm not an atheist. I'm just not Christian.
User avatar #10 to #4 - sniperfumbles (11/11/2012) [-]
From my experience, it's the snoody Atheists who get up in arms, not Christians.
User avatar #34 to #10 - silvermoonelf (11/12/2012) [-]
I suppose it's a matter of experience. I've only seen it from one of the two points, but I live in a mostly religious town, so every year when the holidays come around the churches rant and you see "Keep CHRIST in CHRISTMAS" on every other bumper. Though I personally have never seen an Atheist get butthurt over somebody saying "Happy Holidays", it happens.
User avatar #11 to #10 - cancerousiguana (11/11/2012) [-]
No, Atheists (or just overly politically correct people in general) are trying to make sure nobody gets offended (which nobody was) but instead offended Christians because respecting others beliefs is not something they do well.
#23 to #11 - cactaur ONLINE (11/11/2012) [-]
...we don't?
...we don't?
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#36 to #5 - anonymous (11/12/2012) [-]
All Christians =/= Catholic/Lutheran/Orthodox and/or whoever else has Mass.

j/s.
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