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#147 - zombiemanic (11/09/2012) [-]
**zombiemanic rolled a random image posted in comment #308002 at Anime & Manga ** this is where its gone
User avatar #146 - sweetthroat (11/09/2012) [-]
Halo is for noobs, and the kinda guys that have boobs.
But the deal is sealed with Battlefield!
User avatar #164 to #146 - TheHutchie (11/09/2012) [-]
I don't play Halo. I do play Battlefield.

But I still know you're a butthurt little bitch.
User avatar #169 to #164 - sweetthroat (11/09/2012) [-]
We're all entitled to our own opinion, right?
On Funnyjunk it'll start a fight!
User avatar #174 to #169 - torexofthenight (11/09/2012) [-]
Seriously? Your rhymes are lame, you should feel ashamed. This isn't some lyrical wonder, so stop before you blunder. The red thumbs counting towards ten, making me think you like men. Now shut up before you're raped once more, you cock sucking butthurt whore.
#158 to #146 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
Sweetthroat.....so you're a knob gobbler ? Best leave the game reviews to the pros .
User avatar #155 to #146 - gmarrox (11/09/2012) [-]
Spoken like a true 10 year old.
User avatar #145 - remilia (11/09/2012) [-]
Its a game, there is nothing funny about it. And when has FunnyJunk become a dumbster for every piece of **** that gets released?
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#144 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #170 to #144 - torexofthenight (11/09/2012) [-]
You're missing out bro.
#142 - alucardshellhound (11/09/2012) [-]
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#133 - zeroqp (11/09/2012) [-]
**zeroqp rolled a random image posted in comment #1635631 at MLP Friendly Board ** it's right here, see?
#132 - mredx (11/09/2012) [-]
I think it's because everyone who owns it is still playing it.
#187 to #132 - thepyras (11/09/2012) [-]
Just as the title would suggest. Curious. Curious indeed.
#141 to #132 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
except me. i bought it it came 3 days late,turned on xbox, put in halo 4, unrecognised disc, put in other games, unrecognised disc, xbox broken, fml
User avatar #143 to #141 - mredx (11/09/2012) [-]
Thats sucks man, sad to hear.
#130 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
It's because halo 4 isn't very good
User avatar #105 - futurella (11/09/2012) [-]
>mfw I don't play in H4
>mfw everyone finish play it and FJ become flooded with related content
>nothingtodohereforawhile.gif
>mfw I have no face
User avatar #102 - everheat (11/09/2012) [-]
Someone's misusing a meme!
User avatar #97 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
There is no halo 4 content because most people are still playing halo 4! But I'm on break due to siblings and I absolutely loved it!!

Best things:
-It's a beautiful game with amazing looking On-line and Campaign maps
-The Campaign maps are a lot of fun to progress through and the Aerial Vehicle levels are by far my favourite!
-The story was surprisingly good, I thought it was going to be horribly done, but it worked great!
-(SPOILERS!!) the ending had me teary
-Multilayer is soo fun to play, especially with buddies!
-The forge is expertly done, anyone can make a great looking map
-SPARTAN OPS EVERY WEEEEEEK (free dlc every week)

9.5/10, amazing game
#140 to #97 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
"-It's a beautiful game with amazing looking..."
User avatar #188 to #140 - thepyras (11/09/2012) [-]
"...On-line and Campaign maps"
Excerpts are fun.
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User avatar #295 to #125 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
Have you never played Shadow of the Colossus?

Sometimes the games that are the most powerful are the ones that give you hope and then take it away. You remember them more and the best ones are the games that allow you to play through it AND suffer through the ending WITHOUT leaving you hollow inside. That is why SotC stands as a beacon in storytelling.

Halo 4 also leaves a lot of (not -very- subtle) hints about the future of the series. See below and my response to him for more details and speculation.
#245 to #125 - chiktikkavaspaus (11/09/2012) [-]
****SPOILERS****   
   
   
   
   
   
I have a theory for future games. Ok, so Cortana distracted the Didact so Chief could nuke his chest, then Cortana "died". Or did she?    
   
Let's assume Halsey gives chief a new copy of Cortana in the beginning of Halo 5, (Rampant Cortana said something like this in the game), I'm thinking that part of her rampant copies are sill floating in space, maybe she's the villain in Halo 5 and the end of 5 has old Rampant Cortana vs Chief's "New" Cortana ending up Merging them together crating the "Brain" of old Cortana in the stable state of the new Cortana. Then there's a cliffhanger at the end of Halo 5 after all of that occurred leading to the discovery that the Didact isn't dead. I don't think he's dead. you really don't see him die, just fall with a nuke on his chest.    
   
Then Halo 6.   
   
I might be over thinking it, but I don't care. I really like the theory I've come up with. I'm no writer, so any plotholes are there because I suck. But that's what I think. What about you?
****SPOILERS****





I have a theory for future games. Ok, so Cortana distracted the Didact so Chief could nuke his chest, then Cortana "died". Or did she?

Let's assume Halsey gives chief a new copy of Cortana in the beginning of Halo 5, (Rampant Cortana said something like this in the game), I'm thinking that part of her rampant copies are sill floating in space, maybe she's the villain in Halo 5 and the end of 5 has old Rampant Cortana vs Chief's "New" Cortana ending up Merging them together crating the "Brain" of old Cortana in the stable state of the new Cortana. Then there's a cliffhanger at the end of Halo 5 after all of that occurred leading to the discovery that the Didact isn't dead. I don't think he's dead. you really don't see him die, just fall with a nuke on his chest.

Then Halo 6.

I might be over thinking it, but I don't care. I really like the theory I've come up with. I'm no writer, so any plotholes are there because I suck. But that's what I think. What about you?
User avatar #293 to #245 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
(VERY MINOR SPOILERS!)

(SERIOUSLY, THEY'RE MINOR BUT STILL DON'T LOOK.)

I find it amazing how few people put these three pieces of information together.

1:) Constructor: A machine made to digitise living material but, in tests, was unable to recreate the living tissue when un-digitising an entity.

2:) Cortana talks about a fake sun and how she'll never be able to feel or see what it really looks like.

3:) Cortana says she isn't going back with Chief. At no point is it stated that she dies.

Whilst your theory of her rampant personalities is a shockingly good one, I think it takes on a far more dangerous vibe when confronted with the above information 'and' the fact that there is a good chance that Cortana's rampant personalities have the blueprints to the demolished Constructor.

(SPOILERS ABOVE! MINOR BUT STILL, DON'T LOOK!)
User avatar #127 to #125 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean, at the end where Chief was just by himself I realised, everyone he loves is dead... He is almost 50 and there is a new generation of Spartans to replace him...
User avatar #298 to #127 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
Aye. Cortana really was his last hope. I'm glad this will mean he'll have to forge new relationships and trust with other characters as he works his way through without Cortana in his head.

(Though see above for my thoughts on that... you may find some hope there.)
User avatar #111 to #97 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
Also the Forge... Wheres prcision editing ****** off to?

Its Impossible to make a big map 'cos you cant have many objects...
User avatar #98 to #97 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
I'm gonna end up getting red thumbs because i have an opinion but **** it...

Halo 4 is simply the worst halo game yet, a disgrace to Bungie's best selling series.

I mean seriously? The SWAT playlist will be released as DLC??

Halo: REACH will remain the best to date. With Halo 2 at a close Second
User avatar #173 to #98 - brewbs (11/09/2012) [-]
SWAT is released next week. They release new playlists every week.
User avatar #110 to #98 - mcrubxpcod (11/09/2012) [-]
I dont know about 4, but reach was a fking disgrace, i dont even follow the halo series but even i know that it was downright pathetic compared to 3
User avatar #113 to #110 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
reach was awesome, it was more like halo 1 than 3, which makes sense because it happens directly before 1
User avatar #112 to #110 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
Halo: REACH had the best Multiplayer and the best Capaign to date, The Spartans Actually felt HUMAN for once.

I bet you guys probably loved Halo: ODST...
#134 to #112 - Vanquix (11/09/2012) [-]
You say the spartans actually felt human for once in reach (and i agree with you) but The humanity of a spartan, our FAVORITE spartan, is explored even more so in Halo 4 by far. As for multiplayer, the only reason tat reach was cooler than the other games multiplayers was because of armor abilities.
User avatar #297 to #134 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
My favourite Spartan was and still is Noble 6. Simply because of the investment I have in her. Chief on his own... not so much. He is only my favourite when paired with Cortana and that's not a fair judgement.

Halo 4 has gone a way to fixing this but I think it will take more than Halo 4 to make me feel for the MC more than I felt for the much weaker but still as deadly Noble 6. Plus, what a sacrifice at the end. With the Chief, you always get the feeling that he's going to be alright, but Noble 6's death really hurt, especially playing out her last fight. (Though I would have preferred if her final moments were 1st person and still perhaps somehow playable.)
User avatar #126 to #112 - mcrubxpcod (11/09/2012) [-]
I just dont like bad games, i dint like odst, i didnt like wars, i dint like reach and i didnt like 2s singleplayer because of the ending. Its not about what the game has, if i dont like it then i wont play it, and while i felt like 3 was a lot of fun back on its release, i just got bored on reachs singleplayer and hated the multiplayer.
User avatar #296 to #126 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
Interesting viewpoint. I disagree with you about those games being bad. The things you pointed out (in my opinion) were simply not up to scratch and the scratch in Halo is very hard to reach. I think we must have very interestingly differing viewpoints as I tend to see the good in things rather than allowing the bad to take precedence.

E.g: Halo 2's ending DID suck. A cheesy one-liner and a cliffhanger. However on the bright side, look at Halo 3 and how much of an improvement the single-player was in that game and how much of that would have been lost if it was still a part of Halo 2. Equipment, lower-res graphics, less vehicles, easier A.I. etc.

By no means is it a defence of these things because you're right, they're mistakes that don't live up to the series' stellar reputation; but I do think that all of the mistakes led to improving the next game in the series. It's rare to see a complaint in the Halo series that persists through two games and even rarer that the complaint persists beyond that.
User avatar #300 to #296 - mcrubxpcod (11/10/2012) [-]
I dont even know, im just giving my opinion here but some people seem to not like opinions at all. Im not even into halo im just pointing out my experience with that series.
User avatar #301 to #300 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
Aye, I know, right? Give a dick no accountability and suddenly out comes the worst bile and hatred they have inside them.

Still, the Net builds character I guess. If you can be nice here then you can do it most places.
User avatar #302 to #301 - mcrubxpcod (11/10/2012) [-]
Damn right, take care man.
#303 to #302 - snowshark (11/11/2012) [-]
Heh heh heh. 'course!
User avatar #114 to #112 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
And it had firefight!
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User avatar #116 to #108 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Most of 343 were a part of Bungie's Halo team, herp durp...
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User avatar #122 to #119 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Most of the Leads were
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User avatar #129 to #128 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
nar
User avatar #109 to #108 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
I know everyone has a right to have their own opinion, but yours is just wrong...

And i began SWAT in Halo:REACH so i didnt play it in Halo 2. Halo 2 was my second Fav for Campaign.

And 343 have ****** the series up. The best bit about Halo 4 was the graphics and they get better with time anyway.
#136 to #109 - Vanquix (11/09/2012) [-]
You can say that the graphics just got better over time through the games because they had been using the same graphics engine from halo 2 for quite some time
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User avatar #118 to #115 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
You must be joking...

The story sucks!! Its basicly Cortana is going rampant, now kill this guy...

And i'm very sorry but if you google it, i'm not the only one who thinks Halo 4 is **** .

Infact its a bigger let down that Mass effect 3's ending, With ME3 atleast it was only the ending that sucked...
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User avatar #288 to #123 - The Captain (11/10/2012) [-]
I bet your an american, American's are easily impressed...

And there is no immersion whatsoever!
Every now and then you get hints that cortana is upset, then it's "shoot 25 enemies or press 3 buttons" It's repetative and tedious.
User avatar #286 to #123 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
I agree with all but one point. Not all of Noble Team die in cheesy ways. Whist I think Kat's death was pretty cheesy (I dislike the deaths from nowhere that come from nameless characters for the sake of added drama) I think that Emile had a pretty badass death (even if his character was just trying -way- too hard...) and Carter's death was also pretty badass.

I think that Jorge's death was just stupid though... I managed to keep 3 marines alive through to the end of the mission once (at least I'm sure I did) and he STILL dies. It would have been a MUCH better game if you could somehow prevent each of their deaths by performing well (and perhaps doing so on Legendary difficulty) in the levels.

It would have made the game MUCH more interesting to have these character's fates actually in your own hands and completing the missions under certain conditions gives you a different ending. It was a shameful miss from Bungie.
User avatar #104 to #98 - Mortuus ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
You do realize that Halo 2 didn't have SWAT as a playlist until the second map pack came out, correct? Also, Halo: Reach wasn't very remarkable. If you explained it detail why you dislike the game so much, maybe then we would understand.
User avatar #107 to #104 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
8 Short missions as Campaign? Seriously

Spartan ops is pointless and even shorter

Multiplayer is terrible, Campers everywhere and the DMR is overpowered.
And a prestige system? Really?

Forge is worse. 'Nuff said.

Its more like CoD set in 2237
User avatar #120 to #107 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
-Yeah the Campaign was short, but it was good!
-Forge was actually pretty well done, however the budget is too low in my opinion
-Waaaay less campers than there ever used to be, due to promethian vision and faster pace maps
-Prestige system I don't like either
-They can always nerf guns, there hasn't even been a first patch yet
User avatar #285 to #120 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
It's not actually a prestige system. Prestige in CoD is when you just start levelling all over again, in Halo 4 it simply splits the levelling off into 8 individual paths that take the same time to complete and each level awards you new cosmetic items as well as a gameplay bonus based upon which path you chose. When you're done with it you just swap to the next one and keep on going from there.

I am sceptical about the bonuses to gameplay but given how the gameplay changes have thus-far all made the game smoother I am going to wait and see if this just makes the game more fun.
User avatar #117 to #107 - Mortuus ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Campaign was a bit short, I agree, Spartan ops however will be added to overtime, which in my opinion is the best thing they could have done. Also, the online will be more enjoyable when all of the Call of Duty players trade Halo in for Black Ops 2. About forge, I completely agree, they gave us 3 maps to actually forge on and they all suck. One last thing, the prestige system is actually kind of awesome. Think about it, if you reached max rank in a game and were stuck, like Battlefield, there is bound to be quite a few people who want to restart and have something to do.
User avatar #121 to #117 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
fine but each prestige rank gives you a bonus ie: explosion resistance
User avatar #168 to #121 - snowshark (11/09/2012) [-]
What is more, likening it to the prestige system is just silly.

Prestige strips you of everything you've earned and has you play the whole levelling system again. This is just a further levelling system on top of your original system.
User avatar #124 to #121 - Mortuus ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Online to me feels more like an RPG than an FPS, and I'm totally fine with it.
User avatar #101 to #98 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
And no, I'm not going to red thumb you just for your opinion, Halo 2 was my first halo game and Halo Reach was my first xbox360 game so I have a super bias view when it comes to it...

What specifically apart from that didn't you like?
User avatar #99 to #98 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
waaait wut, they are making us pay for Play-Lists!?

User avatar #175 to #99 - brewbs (11/09/2012) [-]
No, SWAT will be released next week. New playlists every week.
User avatar #103 to #99 - snowshark (11/09/2012) [-]
¬_¬ No, they're not. He's trolling... probably.

They're going to be adding more gametypes as time passes.
User avatar #106 to #103 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
I'm not trolling they are bringing it out in DLC
User avatar #284 to #106 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
No, they are not. You are incorrect and are misleading people.

343 are planning weekly updates to the Wargames section and next week Swat will appear in the list. It will be an update and not something that is classified as DLC.
User avatar #290 to #284 - The Captain (11/10/2012) [-]
And you are retarded, If its not true then how come lots of sites out there on the Interweb
are informing people of 343's ******** ??
User avatar #292 to #290 - snowshark (11/10/2012) [-]
If it's not true then the reason that they are all calling it DLC is either because they're unprofessional and are making silly mistakes or the site is not credible.

v Boom v

www.examiner.com/article/first-halo-4-multiplayer-playlist-update-coming-next-week-with-swat

You need to login to view this link

www.gametrailers.com/side-mission/38346/swat-makes-a-comeback-in-halo-4-multiplayer-next-week

(I found all of this on the first page of a google search for Halo 4 Swat. It would appear that you have been direly misinformed of 343 industries and their practices. They intend to add new updates to Halo 4 Wargames weekly as opposed to Monthly like in Reach.)
#139 to #106 - Vanquix (11/09/2012) [-]
the other spartan ops episodes are going to be dlc also, but theyre going to be free, or so ive heard. so whats to stop the other game types from being that way?
User avatar #100 to #99 - The Captain (11/09/2012) [-]
Yep, hence the lack of ALOT of game types.
User avatar #131 to #100 - tcbreakdown (11/09/2012) [-]
You have no ******* clue what you're talking about. The halo 4 campaign was meant to show the relationship between John and Cortana. It's all about character development and overcoming their inevitable separation. Plus, 343 is making a new trilogy, as in three new games. This was only the beginning you ******* moron. Secondly, they aren't going to make you pay for play lists. The game only came out 3 days ago so obviously every playlist won't be there. lastly, reach is the biggest **** stain of all time. It's not halo, It's a pathetic attempt at integrating fluff to bring in casuals. Armor abilities were so unbalanced it's laughable, at least 343 knows how to balance not only the weapons, but the armor abilities as well. the only part of the reach campaign that was good was the ending, other than that it was just "let's see who can die the most tragically" anyone who thinks reach is the best halo is a dumb ******* noob and needs to be punched in the throat.
User avatar #289 to #131 - The Captain (11/10/2012) [-]
Dude how many halo's HAVE YOU.. ACTUALLY PLAYED??

If you knew anything, you'd know that Halo:REACH was based around SPARTAN-III's
Enhanched Human's with every corner cut so ONI could create more of them, hence the deaths.

Second of all Playlists are coming out on DLC!! GET YOUR ******* FACTS RIGHT!

Third REACH was the first game WITH armor abilities so it probably would be unbalanced...

And i'm sooo upset that 343 is adding 2 More games to a series i grew up with.

Watching 343 do this is like watching Jucas drive STAR WARS into the ground...
User avatar #299 to #289 - tcbreakdown (11/10/2012) [-]
I've played all of them. It doesn't matter that they were spartan III's. It doesn't change the fact that the entire campaign was based around their death. It was stupid. Reach followed some no name spartans instead of following the book, like it should have. Even putting aside the games inaccuracies it was still **** .

Second: www.gamezone.com/products/halo-4/news/next-week-s-halo-4-matchmaking-playlist-update-includes-swat

I do have my facts straight you cock stain.

And Bungie ran halo into the ground with reach, now 343 is picking up the pieces. and doing a damn good job. they've released a ton of extra content that die hard halo fans deeply appreciate. I.E. forward unto dawn.
User avatar #306 to #305 - tcbreakdown (11/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's all you can reply with now that swat is actually out and you were completely wrong. Anyone that thinks reach is the best halo should just go kill themselves. You're terrible and you don't deserve to hold a controller.
User avatar #307 to #306 - The Captain (11/28/2012) [-]
HAHA! I bet you're an american, easily amused.

If i thought you were worthy of my time i'd challenge you to a game of SWAT
(IF IT WERENT **** ON HALO 4)

Halo: REACH was the best halo, but ********* like you scream "no its not" because you havent had enough attention this hour...
**** OFF BACK TO Call of Duty you stupid putrid ******* CUNT!
#95 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
that's because nobody plays Halo 4
#94 - opwasacoolguy (11/09/2012) [-]
I was told I should play this... That it was great game... Still hesitant...
I was told I should play this... That it was great game... Still hesitant...
User avatar #96 to #94 - robots (11/09/2012) [-]
If you havn't played the other halos i'd leave it alone for the stories' sake.
User avatar #148 to #96 - thedestroyerbob (11/09/2012) [-]
I would agree, I played it with my flatmates watching and they had no idea what was going on.
User avatar #85 - legaleliminator (11/09/2012) [-]
there is no halo 4 content because everyone is too busy play the damn thing
User avatar #83 - kyrozor (11/09/2012) [-]
I've already had such mad stuff happen, one thing I did was play Spartan ops with some mates and two of us were in a were in a wraith, aiming for elites and ghosts and whatnot and this ghost kept dodging the rounds and my co-pilot said " **** it, just ram him!" So I did, we expected it to either do nothing, or maybe total it on a small chance.

Did it do that? **** NO IT DIDN'T I hit it and it ******* flew in a staight line at like 600mph into a cliff way far in front of us, my co-pilot then without missing a beat replied "Jesus man, I said ram him.. Not send him to the frickin' moon"

Was lulzy as hell.
User avatar #87 to #83 - eonsmashface (11/09/2012) [-]
I accidently my comment. it was a suggestion as to something that would be both relevant to the post and your comment. do you have the picture of plankton shouting "NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVER(word)!"? make the last word OVERKILL and viola you have a halo relevant picture.
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User avatar #81 - dementedllama (11/09/2012) [-]
I haven't enjoyed Halo since #3. (Which I suck copious amounts of cock at.)
User avatar #79 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/09/2012) [-]
I do not even have an xbox.
i bought mass effect for the ps3 instead.
because **** steam.
******* downloads and bloat wear raa raa ******** .
User avatar #78 - goochtvi ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
SPOILERS!




MASTER CHIEF WAS PHONE
User avatar #157 to #78 - endface (11/09/2012) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT THE **** ! WHY THE **** WOULD YOU RUIN THE GAME FOR ME!? I WAS SO CLOSE!
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#74 - fistoftheaxis (11/09/2012) [-]
Guys I saw Master Chief's eyes! His ******* EYES!
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