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#149 - trollonson (11/09/2012) [-]
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#144 - swankysausage (11/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #142 - rossbelfast (11/09/2012) [-]
Wouldn't their claws been all tied together?
#141 - savyx (11/09/2012) [-]
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#122 - gigamesh ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
*******					 Miracles
******* Miracles
#117 - damago (11/09/2012) [-]
first time I've ever gotten to use this on FJ cause I never see reposts   
   
   
   
   
   
   
I still green thumbd cuz it made me giggle
first time I've ever gotten to use this on FJ cause I never see reposts






I still green thumbd cuz it made me giggle
#115 - mcfc (11/09/2012) [-]
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#106 - furyofthestorm (11/09/2012) [-]
Bad luck lobster.
Biologically immortal.
One of the most delicious animals.
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User avatar #128 to #106 - darkjustifier (11/09/2012) [-]
Learn something new everyday.
User avatar #112 to #106 - alexeilvlrussian (11/09/2012) [-]
I think you're confusing jellyfish with crustacea
User avatar #116 to #112 - furyofthestorm (11/09/2012) [-]
Nope. Lobster telomerase never shortens. In fact it lengthens as they age.
The older they get, the more fertile they get as well.
Little bastards get stronger the longer we let them live.
#146 to #116 - kennyroks (11/09/2012) [-]
telomerase is an enzyme, i think you meant telomeres which are the noncoding dna sequences at the polar ends of DNA strands
User avatar #137 to #116 - voxseppo ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Does this mean that we got gigantic lobsters at the bottom of the ocean lead by a gigantic lobster king, just waiting to kill us?
User avatar #155 to #137 - akg **User deleted account** (11/09/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #118 to #116 - alexeilvlrussian (11/09/2012) [-]
Learn a new thing everyday.

Can you confirm it by linking a legit article though?
Not saying you're lying, but you know...It's the internet.
User avatar #120 to #118 - furyofthestorm (11/09/2012) [-]
http://en .wikipedia. org/wiki/Lobster#Longevity
I know people are still iffy about wiki even with the changes to it lately, so here's another one,
http://www .fightaging. org/archives/2007/06/ageless-animals-the-lobster-edition.php
User avatar #121 to #120 - alexeilvlrussian (11/09/2012) [-]
I see, thanks a lot!
Time to dig in.
User avatar #119 to #118 - wooyoungkim (11/09/2012) [-]
Look it up on google. There's plenty of articles about lobster and possible immortality. They didn't prove it, but it is supported by many evidences.
#99 - alucardshellhound (11/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #75 - gotohemp (11/09/2012) [-]
Sorry but the lobster wouldn't have survived the depth. Their optimal ecology is at shore line but it can extend out to the continental shelf. The area where the titanic sunk was beyond the continental shelf, unfortunately.

tldr; no lobsters were spared that night
User avatar #159 to #75 - goodnighthelena (11/09/2012) [-]
Smarts on FJ.
User avatar #145 to #75 - fosforgasxiii (11/09/2012) [-]
I knew that, but you have to admit this was pretty funny even tough it was false.
#124 to #75 - blahdudeblah (11/09/2012) [-]
>be a lobster   
>oh 						****					! the cooks about to boil me alive!   
>noooooooooooo!   
>titanic sinks   
>BACK TO THE OCEAN BITCHES!   
>HA HA, YOU'RE ALL DROWNING! BITCHES!   
>starting to get too deep... water pressure building   
>what the 						****					? Why am I hurting   
>squish   
   
poor lobsters.
>be a lobster
>oh **** ! the cooks about to boil me alive!
>noooooooooooo!
>titanic sinks
>BACK TO THE OCEAN BITCHES!
>HA HA, YOU'RE ALL DROWNING! BITCHES!
>starting to get too deep... water pressure building
>what the **** ? Why am I hurting
>squish

poor lobsters.
User avatar #157 to #124 - shitshitshit (11/09/2012) [-]
>squish

why am i loling so hard
#158 to #157 - blahdudeblah (11/09/2012) [-]
cause reasons.
cause reasons.
#114 to #75 - thelastgemini (11/09/2012) [-]
The more you know!   
   
mfw those poor lobsters...
The more you know!

mfw those poor lobsters...
User avatar #160 to #114 - goodnighthelena (11/09/2012) [-]
Why is this happening?
#87 to #75 - fartgrenade (11/09/2012) [-]
People might be voting you down but I liked your tl;dr at the end (even though it was for a 3 sentence post)
User avatar #79 to #75 - pelwi (11/09/2012) [-]
You just had to ruin it.
#67 - leyhoooo (11/09/2012) [-]
I am free!
#62 to #61 - inbardo (11/09/2012) [-]
YES! I lift!
#89 to #62 - anonymous (11/09/2012) [-]
Looks like a facehugger....scary.
#56 - esmebuffay (11/09/2012) [-]
It's a crab but still related.
#65 to #56 - ktulu (11/09/2012) [-]
Justice!
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