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#75 - katypower
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Did you know?
Doom 1 Realizes if you have a pirated copy, So instead of giving you a boss fight, You spawn in a complex. And the second you set foot outside, the complex locks down.. All is left is this odd thing that the second you touch it, You die. (Even with IDDQD activated)
#74 - cometfire
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(11/09/2012) [-]
#72 - yourmomtotherescue **User deleted account**
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#65 - makedonski
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(11/09/2012) [-]
That's like the video game "Tips and Tricks" you get on cereal boxes.

"When playing as gandalf, hold B to charge your magic spell."

No ****, that's ******* tutorial level stuff.
#62 - taternutz
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(11/09/2012) [-]
...shoot?


you might need to enlarge it
#61 - absolyst ONLINE
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, an entire Dubai village has just been decimated and I'm wanted in China for multiple counts of homosexual harassment
Instructions weren't clear enough, an entire Dubai village has just been decimated and I'm wanted in China for multiple counts of homosexual harassment
#58 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account**
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(11/09/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#56 - mikhailovych
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(11/09/2012) [-]
The Cyberdemon is about 25 feet tall and BUILT. In close combat he'd rip anyone to shreds. He SHRUGS off any attacks from a rocket launcher that are not DIRECT. This means if a ******* fired rocket isn't cockslapping him in the jaw, he wonders what that noise was.

He can fire THREE ROCKETS IN SEQUENCE. HIS ROCKET LAUNCHER HAS A ******* BURST FIRING MODE. AND HIS ARM CAN ******* TAKE IT. This means the arm carrying the rocket launcher can put out a force equal to the thrust of THREE ******* ROCKETS.

If he could grab you with that arm, he could squeeze you like toothpaste. The only difference is that you'd be LIQUEFIED by the sheer pressure behind this, so instead of tooth paste, it's tooth ******* USELESS NOTHING.

Lets not forget that HE CAN ******* TAKE TWENTY FIVE knights of hell. These are the guys that are like important. The people that satan sends when he doesn't want a job ****** up. AND THE CYBERDEMON KILLS TWENTY FIVE OF THEM. HE'S LIKE A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION OF **** YOU AND DIE.

Guess what? Doomguy can take this guy out.
#213 to #56 - DoomGuy ONLINE
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(11/10/2012) [-]
You're damn right I can!
#115 to #56 - thebaker
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(11/09/2012) [-]
>nuclear explosion of **** you and die
>nuclear explosion of **** you and die
#54 - reservoircats
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#53 - pulluspardus
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(11/09/2012) [-]
what the ****, when I first got to him, I gave him a blowjob, I thought I was going to be kill by demons and then I realized I am the demons , and I was a zombie.
#126 to #53 - pulluspardus
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(11/09/2012) [-]
no one got the reference.
#51 - fluffymcfluff
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Doom was the first FPS i ever played. and it was about four years ago.... after i played it i moved onto doom 2 and feel even more in love.


anyways, i always called this thing super-omega death satan 9000.

i thought it was a more appropriate name
#55 to #51 - mattmenzo
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(11/09/2012) [-]
wow...i feel old as ****... i played doom for the first time almost 15 years ago
#63 to #55 - spankyy
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(11/09/2012) [-]
I played doom 1 as a child about that long ago. more like 13 years ago I suppose but I played doom 1 & 2 as a child after finding the CDs for it on my dad's game shelf. fun times. Also went back and beat the game a few months ago.
#205 to #63 - mattmenzo
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(11/09/2012) [-]
I played on a floppy disk......
#209 to #205 - spankyy
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(11/09/2012) [-]
yeah i mean this was like...98, or 99. It was on a CD by then lol xD
#59 to #55 - fluffymcfluff
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(11/09/2012) [-]
yea, i think i was like 13 when i played it. my dad never let me play FPS because he thought i would shoot up my school if i did. so i snuck around him and bought this on live arcade. fell in love with it.
#50 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#48 - pimpvader
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#47 - stallwallwriter
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Ah, those were simpler times...
#45 - thatsmrnoob
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#42 - TobyMD
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(11/09/2012) [-]
OH, I tried burying it, shredding, and burning it!
OH, I tried burying it, shredding, and burning it!
#41 - hypervamppkid
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#40 - zeropro
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(11/09/2012) [-]
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#38 - GTRbacne
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(11/09/2012) [-]
MFW. Why was I not told earlier?!
MFW. Why was I not told earlier?!
#37 - sierramistfourteen
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