what if the beds we sleep in are in love with us and they can hear and see everything we do. and whenever we bring in our girl/boyfriends and have sex on the bed, the bed gets jealous because it's the one who gets to hold us every night. and the fact that we can't sleep is due to the jealousy of the bed - yes I'm tired. and lonely...

guess who lives in a room with a shit ton of windows

now guess who is not sleeping tonight

**occamsrazor rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Princess Leia ** Fucking hamsters with english accents

A while ago I wondered why I ever got a tumblr.
Now I know why.

pretty sure the 5th one is the same guy...

what if we are all phone

In response to the KFC baby, I have an anecdote. My mother teachers Israeli Streetfighting. She was put on the board of directors for People Against Rape, an organization that also take Hospital calls. Someone in the organization once had to visit a woman in a hospital whose husband shoved a KFC drumstick in her vagina in front of their children. All my what.

I have actually witnessed some of these... Tumblr is a fun place!

oh god i lost it on poop day

Attaching all the pictures does not make it OC.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4193488/BoT3+Late+Night+Edition/

What if...snakes are just tails with faces?

Dragon Princess?

Are we talking like... anthro princess or like...
Girl with dragon tail and shit?

Either way, fuck it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv6b0CretuE

THEN WHO WAS DRAGON

"what if children are like chia pets and instead of adding water you add semen?
what the fuck did I just type?"

Fucking lost it

Oh, come on..