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#36 - frenchgenocide (11/06/2012) [-]
Bitch, please, THIS is the best pickup line ever
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#31 - lethargicpanda (11/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - enorus (11/06/2012) [-]
ay girl, u want some fuk?
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#29 - mendingo (11/06/2012) [-]
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#27 - sierramistfourteen (11/06/2012) [-]
hey thar!
hey thar!
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#25 - ccarpio (11/06/2012) [-]
actually worked
actually worked
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User avatar #21 - fraserdons (11/06/2012) [-]
YOU MUST BE FROM IRELAND CUZ MY PENIS DUBLIN
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User avatar #20 - swampert (11/06/2012) [-]
I have a dick and a knife and by the end of the night one of them will be inside you.
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#18 - asquanimous (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey angel, did it hurt when you - have sex with me!
Hey angel, did it hurt when you - have sex with me!
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#26 to #19 - hypnotoadtrance ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
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#17 - desdemona ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
You don't have to say Lumos to turn me on.
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#16 - marlkarxthethird (11/06/2012) [-]
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#14 - obkso (11/06/2012) [-]
I have a knife and a penis. One of them is going inside you.
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User avatar #13 - megustaculo (11/06/2012) [-]
I WANT FUK.
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User avatar #109 to #13 - frenchgenocide (06/05/2013) [-]
the game
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#12 - gladiator (11/06/2012) [-]
blluh bbhlloo hrere
hahaha
knock knock.
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User avatar #9 - tikledpikle (11/06/2012) [-]
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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#10 to #9 - ainise (11/06/2012) [-]
This.

Cut the bullshit, ask for what you want. If they wanna fuck, they'll fuck, if not - move along nothing to see here.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - tikledpikle (11/06/2012) [-]
I was in Comm School with a chick who's brother used that very same pick up line on a woman. She wasn't wearing any shoes, they ended up getting married.
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User avatar #7 - anonymoosy (11/06/2012) [-]
Boy: "Did it hurt?"
Girl: Bawwww when I fell from heaven?"
Boy: "Yeah, your face is really fucked up"
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#6 - N. Korean citizen (11/06/2012) [-]
"Fuck me if im wrong but do you want to have sex with me?"
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User avatar #5 - beerbely (11/06/2012) [-]
"Hey i think i left a blowjob at your house. Mind if i come by to get it?"
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#4 - robskul (11/06/2012) [-]
come get me
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#3 - have (11/06/2012) [-]
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