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#31 - lethargicpanda
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(11/06/2012) [-]
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#30 - enorus
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(11/06/2012) [-]
ay girl, u want some fuk?
#29 - mendingo
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(11/06/2012) [-]
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#27 - sierramistfourteen
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(11/06/2012) [-]
hey thar!
hey thar!
#25 - ccarpio
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(11/06/2012) [-]
actually worked
actually worked
#21 - fraserdons
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(11/06/2012) [-]
YOU MUST BE FROM IRELAND CUZ MY PENIS DUBLIN
#20 - swampert
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I have a dick and a knife and by the end of the night one of them will be inside you.
#18 - asquanimous
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Hey angel, did it hurt when you - have sex with me!
Hey angel, did it hurt when you - have sex with me!
#19 to #18 - madeyegubbins
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#17 - desdemona
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(11/06/2012) [-]
You don't have to say Lumos to turn me on.
#16 - marlkarxthethird
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#14 - obkso
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I have a knife and a penis. One of them is going inside you.
#13 - megustaculo
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I WANT FUK.
#109 to #13 - frenchgenocide
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(06/05/2013) [-]
the game
#12 - gladiator
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(11/06/2012) [-]
blluh bbhlloo hrere
hahaha
knock knock.
#9 - tikledpikle
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(11/06/2012) [-]
nice shoes, wanna ****?
#10 to #9 - ainise
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(11/06/2012) [-]
This.

Cut the ********, ask for what you want. If they wanna ****, they'll ****, if not - move along nothing to see here.
#11 to #10 - tikledpikle
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I was in Comm School with a chick who's brother used that very same pick up line on a woman. She wasn't wearing any shoes, they ended up getting married.
#8 - infamoustrapper
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(11/06/2012) [-]
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#7 - anonymoosy
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Boy: "Did it hurt?"
Girl: Bawwww when I fell from heaven?"
Boy: "Yeah, your face is really ****** up"
#6 - anon
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(11/06/2012) [-]
"**** me if im wrong but do you want to have sex with me?"
#5 - beerbely
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(11/06/2012) [-]
"Hey i think i left a blowjob at your house. Mind if i come by to get it?"
#4 - robskul
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(11/06/2012) [-]
come get me
#3 - have
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(11/06/2012) [-]
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