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#31 - lethargicpanda (11/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - enorus (11/06/2012) [-]
ay girl, u want some fuk?
#29 - mendingo (11/06/2012) [-]
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#27 - sierramistfourteen (11/06/2012) [-]
hey thar!
hey thar!
#25 - ccarpio (11/06/2012) [-]
actually worked
actually worked
User avatar #21 - fraserdons (11/06/2012) [-]
YOU MUST BE FROM IRELAND CUZ MY PENIS DUBLIN
User avatar #20 - swampert (11/06/2012) [-]
I have a dick and a knife and by the end of the night one of them will be inside you.
#18 - asquanimous (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey angel, did it hurt when you - have sex with me!
Hey angel, did it hurt when you - have sex with me!
#17 - desdemona (11/06/2012) [-]
You don't have to say Lumos to turn me on.
#16 - marlkarxthethird (11/06/2012) [-]
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#14 - obkso (11/06/2012) [-]
I have a knife and a penis. One of them is going inside you.
User avatar #13 - megustaculo (11/06/2012) [-]
I WANT FUK.
User avatar #109 to #13 - frenchgenocide (06/05/2013) [-]
the game
#12 - gladiator (11/06/2012) [-]
blluh bbhlloo hrere
hahaha
knock knock.
User avatar #9 - tikledpikle (11/06/2012) [-]
nice shoes, wanna **** ?
#10 to #9 - ainise (11/06/2012) [-]
This.

Cut the ******** , ask for what you want. If they wanna **** , they'll **** , if not - move along nothing to see here.
User avatar #11 to #10 - tikledpikle (11/06/2012) [-]
I was in Comm School with a chick who's brother used that very same pick up line on a woman. She wasn't wearing any shoes, they ended up getting married.
User avatar #7 - anonymoosy (11/06/2012) [-]
Boy: "Did it hurt?"
Girl: Bawwww when I fell from heaven?"
Boy: "Yeah, your face is really ****** up"
#6 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
" **** me if im wrong but do you want to have sex with me?"
User avatar #5 - beerbely (11/06/2012) [-]
"Hey i think i left a blowjob at your house. Mind if i come by to get it?"
#4 - robskul (11/06/2012) [-]
come get me
#3 - have (11/06/2012) [-]
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