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#98 - anon
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Desmond dies while freeing juno.
Juno conquers the world.
Cortana dies, Lory dies, T-Dog dies.

Halo sucks, 9gag army will rule the world
#196 to #98 - nightmaren
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Nice try, but everyone already knows Cortana is going to 'die'
#182 to #98 - anon
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Don't trust that anon. Anons tell LIES
#176 to #98 - holeymoley
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(11/05/2012) [-]
SPOILERS ABOVE

i had to do this yesterday too
#155 to #98 - CrazyPsycho
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**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #196 at Saving money on gas ** yeah dom dies too!! i bet none of you knew that
#154 to #98 - drjazzels **User deleted account**
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#210 to #154 - noshizl
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(11/05/2012) [-]
^^SUPER OLDFAG lol.
#152 to #98 - thegreatgp
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(11/05/2012) [-]
you forgot that Darth Vader is luke Father
#132 to #98 - anon
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(11/05/2012) [-]
T-Dog doesn't die and neither does Cortana though.
#114 to #98 - andnowducks
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Get back to 9gfag faggot, T-dog Wont die, Lory won't die, and for the record, Halo being **** is your opinion while others think it's good.   
   
Respect other peoples opinions.
Get back to 9gfag faggot, T-dog Wont die, Lory won't die, and for the record, Halo being **** is your opinion while others think it's good.

Respect other peoples opinions.
#106 to #98 - anon
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(11/05/2012) [-]
And Soap dies.

GET ON MY LEVEL, BITCH!
#101 to #98 - mycatlookedatme
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I was chilled with the AC3 spoilers, but you disrespected Halo.

I will hang you by your testicular tubing.
#99 to #98 - yumbero
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(11/05/2012) [-]
YOU IDIOT! HURRY PEOPLE THUMB THIS DOWN SO NO ONE CAN SEE THE SPOILERS
#97 - anon
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(11/05/2012) [-]
assassin's creed is the worst game i have ever played!
#116 to #97 - sweatyasains
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(11/05/2012) [-]
you wanna fight IRL new fag I lift everyday after jr. high after i **** my bitch and smoke lbs of heroin and snort weed DYEL?
#194 to #116 - neokun ONLINE
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(11/05/2012) [-]
>you
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#153 to #116 - chaossniper
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the first was cool, it was fresh and innovator , the scond isn't that good anymore, the 3rd well didn't play it yet didn't have time

when i say 2nd i mean 2, 2.5, 2.7
#142 to #116 - eternalnightmare
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#88 - wilfredfanforever
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this game is great. only complaint was how long it took to get the Assassin robes. I have no Connor related stuff, so have some Ezio.
this game is great. only complaint was how long it took to get the Assassin robes. I have no Connor related stuff, so have some Ezio.
#94 to #88 - immortalfear
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#91 to #88 - thice
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#85 - farmermcguffen
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(11/05/2012) [-]
rope dart hanging, it doesn't get any ******* better than rope dart hanging
#225 to #85 - ifreshman
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(11/05/2012) [-]
See a red coat patrol whilst in the forest. **** better find a conveniently placed branch quick. also when there enemies that cant be countered or have there guard lowered and your just like oh so ****** rope dart, then ax him in the back.
(that moment when i find out they are reusable)
#92 to #85 - wilfredfanforever
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I live for ******* Rope Dart Hanging.
#73 - stiffbeefyone
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Is it just me, or when you're in the middle of a fight, and you use your gun, he kinda tilts the gun like he's "gangsta".....
#172 to #73 - jackbrook
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(11/05/2012) [-]
well, connor is pretty gangster.
#70 - occamsrazor
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Reminds me of AC2: Only gun in the world, can buy ammo at any store
#111 to #70 - theshadowed
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(11/05/2012) [-]
No, it wasn't.
#69 - ivoryhammer
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Hey I'm curious, can you dye your clothes in AC3 like you could with Ezio? I have to wait till the 23rd to get it.
#76 to #69 - uranoob
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Sort of. You have to go to the general stores and buy the different colors, but once you purchase them, you can change between them whenever you want. And then there's the different outfits that you can unlock at your home.
It's pretty neat.
#75 to #69 - freebirdkid
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(11/05/2012) [-]
you can buy different outfits, that are different colors
#72 to #69 - farmermcguffen
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(11/05/2012) [-]
you get outfits that change the scheme of your clothes but no dyes
#74 to #72 - ivoryhammer
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(11/05/2012) [-]
That's still pretty neat
#63 - foelkera
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Shot by inch thick musket ball?

Walk it off.
#57 - thedarkestrogue
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(11/05/2012) [-]
The Renaissance gun was lost to time when Ezio died. It was one of a kind and could not be recreated since DaVinci disappeared.
#62 to #57 - anon
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(11/05/2012) [-]
The Renaissance Gun is still in Altiar's library, right where Ezio left it, along with his bracers and his sword.
#123 to #62 - thedarkestrogue
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Which only ezio knows the location of, and is now dead, thus lost to time.
#38 - Kajekillz
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I like it, its more historically acurate, people who played the mount and blade napoleonic wars will understand
#36 - srskate
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Assassins creed taught me some **** about history. For one, I had no idea the ottoman empire had guns, and I also didnt know that the ottoman empire lasted so long.
#113 to #36 - theshadowed
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(11/05/2012) [-]
The Ottoman Empire lasted until the end of WW1
#65 to #36 - revorce
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Age of Empires taught me that aswell.
#39 to #36 - SubjectThree
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Guns have been around since the late 1200s, and the Ottoman Empire lasted until WW1.
#120 to #39 - tenmillionbears
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By guns do you mean cannons or actual handheld guns?
#130 to #120 - SubjectThree
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(11/05/2012) [-]
handheld guns. They started off as basically a tube with a hole in the top you put a match to. No trigger, no firing mechanism, essentially a lethal roman candle
#135 to #130 - tenmillionbears
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Ahh yes, I see what you mean. I forgot that that kind of gun existed.
#55 to #39 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Coincidentally, the Ottoman empire was the first empire to use gun powder for firearms, and used this advantage to defeat the byzantine empire.
#146 to #55 - assravager
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Slightly unrelated fact, the Chicago Cubs baseball team hasn't won a world series since before the fall of the Ottoman Empire.
#40 to #39 - srskate
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Exactly, I didnt know (roughly) those things untill I played assassins creed.

To be far, thats only because I played assassins creed before I took AP world history.
#33 - Mortuus
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(11/05/2012) [-]
The ending was worse than ME3...At least I felt bad during ME3's ending.
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#81 to #78 - Mortuus
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I understand that people have many different opinions on the ending, however, I sunk 300+ hours of my life into Mass Effect and having it end like that was less than ideal.
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#84 to #83 - Mortuus
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I agree, the extended endings made it a bit easier. Also, I don't really blame Bioware for screwing everything up. We can all agree that EA sucks.
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#105 to #89 - Mortuus
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First off, yeah, EA is turning the Battlefield series into another rushed game that everyone buys and few enjoy. Secondly, Borderlands 2 was a pretty fun game and I enjoyed it thoroughly. Thirdly, I'm in New Jersey helping my family out after the storm and no stores are open down here to even buy Halo 4. Lastly, how the hell did you drink that many Mountain Dews?
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#117 to #107 - Mortuus
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I agree completely, Co-op makes a game a helluva lot better. I'm more afraid of getting spoilers from friends than not being able to play it, we barely got hit by the storm but I wasn't sure so I took a trip over here just to make sure. As for you being able to drink that many bottles of soda, how did you afford it would have been a better question.
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#133 to #121 - Mortuus
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I wish some games could have a co-op only save mode where you could save your progress but only load it in a co-op menu, that would be pretty cool. I'll be going to the store later to see if we have the same deal down here... Anyway, it's been fun talking but I have to go make dinner for my family.
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#139 to #134 - Mortuus
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Remember, no one escapes the Dark City...
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#34 to #33 - eikof
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I thought it was okay, actually.
Yes, it kinda left everybody hanging, but it'll be interesting to see what happens in AC4.
#35 to #34 - anon
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More like something along the lines of AC Militia then AC Revolution THEN AC4
...gotta bleed out all the money from us customers -_-
#37 to #35 - eikof
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(11/05/2012) [-]
As long as the games are good, I won't be that annoyed.
And yeah, I doubt AC4 will be next. It'll be something like Brotherhood/Revelations.
#32 - griphun
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(11/05/2012) [-]
It's almost like you're using Gunpowder!
#26 - retrochris
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#22 - thearcher
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Is it me or does it take a stupid amount of time to kill 1 man now? That and the combat system's an absolute bitch
#53 to #22 - darkexecute
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(11/05/2012) [-]
The conrols are different from the AC games. I like that it takes time to recognize them.
#50 to #22 - Bruda
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I think the controls in general suck especially sense in Brotherhood the controls where pretty good
#21 - mazlummango
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(11/05/2012) [-]
When is PC Version gonna be available ?
#30 to #21 - CiaranPM
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(11/05/2012) [-]
November 20th, unfortunately.
#31 to #30 - dingojohn
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Same time as Hitman: Absolution...

Oh boy, oh boy !
#20 - lolollo ONLINE
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The gun was designed to be one extra weapon in the assassin's arsenal as one more "**** you" to the templars when you used it. When you're on your target, but he's too far away and thinks he's safe, you just shoot him in his stupid face and run away as everyone wonders what the **** just happened.
#18 - imnotkickthecat
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(11/05/2012) [-]
well next game we will have a winchester repeater and **** you know?
#103 to #18 - traelos
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Nope, next game takes place in 1987 Uzbekistan. You fight against a neo-nazi group of Ionian Greeks. Yup, that's exactly what happens.
#125 to #103 - tenmillionbears
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(11/05/2012) [-]
...source?
#129 to #127 - tenmillionbears
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I guess you were lying.
#131 to #129 - traelos
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That was up for question in the first place?
#17 - markeriksen
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(11/05/2012) [-]
look what i got at the renaissance fair!
look what i got at the renaissance fair!
#11 - aldheim
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(11/05/2012) [-]
The hidden gun Ezio uses was developed by Altair with the help of visions he got from the apple of eden.
It's ******* magical and ****.
#451 to #11 - altairibnlaahad ONLINE
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You're welcome.
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#19 to #11 - bokkos
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I don't think it was magical, it was just built very well using the knowledge from the Apple. My question is why he didn't make an assault rifle.
#71 to #19 - projecthelios
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(11/05/2012) [-]
lol. but in all seriousness, why would an assassin carry an assault weapon when they are supposed to be sneaky?
#174 to #71 - hillbillypowpow
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(11/05/2012) [-]
why would the assassins ditch the more efficient, stealthier, quicker guns for the modern ones?
#160 to #71 - vampireinarm ONLINE
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#259 to #160 - condormcninja
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Because everyone knows silencers make your assault rifle sound like a kitten falling onto a pillow.
#175 to #160 - ubermunchies
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I just thought it was hilarious in brotherhood (last one i played, sorry) that the cross bow was so much better then the gun. aimed 30 times faster, had way more ammo, still killed in one hit, and made absolutely no noise. AND YOU GET IT AT THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE GAME.
#456 to #175 - jellybob
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(11/06/2012) [-]
true but it made for some badass executions and kill chains
#425 to #175 - anon
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Armored guards could not be killed with only one arrow. That is when I used the gun
But besides from that I agree, the crossbow was pretty sweet
#246 to #175 - mrblatherblather
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(11/05/2012) [-]
You can't kill the heavily armored enemies in 1 hit with the crossbow. They were the only reason I ever used the gun
#177 to #175 - vampireinarm ONLINE
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(11/05/2012) [-]
because Ezio dosent have time for ******** games man, he just gets down to bussiness.
#41 to #19 - aldheim
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(11/05/2012) [-]
*******. Magical. And. ****.