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User avatar #223 - hkd (11/05/2012) [-]
It took them 700 years, but Assassins finally learnt to climb trees.
User avatar #215 - mcgeeassy (11/05/2012) [-]
Murders a guy, hides in shrubs.
#214 - ninjabadger ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
And they just now figured out how to lock chests and doors?   
   
Really?
And they just now figured out how to lock chests and doors?

Really?
#213 - EdwardNigma (11/05/2012) [-]
Connor just buys his guns or has them crafted by some blacksmith guy he met, willy fucking nilly.

Ezio had his gun crafted by motherfucking Leonardo Da Vinci . And when Leo crafts something, it's always better than what everyone else can make.
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#208 - Chisto (11/05/2012) [-]
Of course it was faster the renaissance gun was made by the one and only Leo da Vinci from blueprints made by Altair who was in possession of the Apple of Eden
User avatar #283 to #208 - urassisgrass (11/06/2012) [-]
I had watch a movie in English about Shakespeare and apparently back those days if you are Jewish you have wear a red hat.

I instantly thought of this guy
User avatar #227 to #208 - scoggand (11/05/2012) [-]
yes but you would think that design would be passed on to the entire brotherhood
User avatar #238 to #227 - Chisto (11/05/2012) [-]
I think a lot of the Brotherhoods rituals and possessions were lost when the Templars nearly wiped out the American branch of the Assassins
#202 - scarytown (11/05/2012) [-]
I really like the AC clothing, but it really only fit with Altair and Ezio's background and not even fully with Ezio's.
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User avatar #200 to #192 - neokun ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Don't use hacks if you are playing the story or any other features other than free roaming as it turns saving off.
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#167 - schlecht (11/05/2012) [-]
Not to mention that modern pistols are loaded and fired one bullet at a time.
Not to mention that modern pistols are loaded and fired one bullet at a time.
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#166 - thewitchking (11/05/2012) [-]
**thewitchking rolls 99**
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#205 to #166 - tastypaste (11/05/2012) [-]
**tastypaste rolls 78** Here, have some more
#193 to #166 - alexzerian (11/05/2012) [-]
Damn nice
Damn nice
User avatar #187 to #166 - tankerdude (11/05/2012) [-]
flawless victory
User avatar #178 to #166 - purealterego (11/05/2012) [-]
**purealterego rolls 22** as edbassmaster would say "PSHH"
#285 to #178 - jgblax (11/06/2012) [-]
**jgblax rolls 659**
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#171 to #166 - anonymous (11/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 09** easy
#170 to #166 - anonymous (11/05/2012) [-]
Are you a wizard
#140 - arsyro (11/05/2012) [-]
Should I dump some more homemade assassins creed III stuff?
#181 to #140 - happyhadgrenade (11/05/2012) [-]
Made this myself as a mess around and to see what i could make.
#156 to #140 - notboobies (11/05/2012) [-]
My tattoo :)
User avatar #147 to #140 - johnnyfurious (11/05/2012) [-]
yes yes yes yes
#150 to #149 - arsyro (11/05/2012) [-]
Because MURICA
User avatar #158 to #150 - johnnyfurious (11/05/2012) [-]
dump it muthafucka dump it
User avatar #163 to #161 - johnnyfurious (11/05/2012) [-]
This one's sweet.
User avatar #162 to #161 - arsyro (11/05/2012) [-]
I don't have any more on my computer D:
#137 - anonymous (11/05/2012) [-]
Hey guys, i don't like AC3 and Halo 4.
Please don't hurt me, i'll suck your dick ;_;
#220 to #137 - frenchbreadstick (11/05/2012) [-]
Silly anon, you'd do anything for thumbs. You faggot.
#209 to #137 - orrihaa (11/05/2012) [-]
fuck your opinions
fuck your opinions
#346 to #209 - anonymous (11/06/2012) [-]
No, fuck me!
#151 to #137 - CrazyPsycho (11/05/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #1373141 at MLP Friendly Board ** Anon herps ewwww
User avatar #136 - wooyoungkim (11/05/2012) [-]
No the musket loading speed was pretty accurate for AC3 it was AC 2 and Brotherhood where they made loading the gun EXTREMELY fast
User avatar #173 to #136 - insanemanoo (11/05/2012) [-]
Actually, even in AC3 the muskets load pretty fast when compared to real life. I've fired a muzzle-loading rifle numerous times in competition, and you're given thirty minutes to fire 6 shots. Of course it only takes about 15 minutes to fire the six shots as long as you keep a good pace. This is a general list of everything that you need to do before firing a muzzle-loading rife/musket:

1. Measure an appropriate amount of powder into a powder measure. (about 30-60 seconds)

2. Pour that powder down the barrel of the gun. (5-10 seconds)

3. Place a small lubricated patch on top of the barrel. (5-10 seconds)

4. Place a ball on top of that patch. (5-10 seconds)

5. Using a special tool called a starter, and a hammer you begin to smack the ball and patch about 5-7 inches down the barrel. (10-20 seconds)

6. Using a ramrod, push the ball and patch the rest of the way down the barrel as far as it will go. (15-30 seconds)

7. Pour a small amount of powder into a small pan on the side of the gun near the trigger. (10-20 seconds)

8. Close the cover over the small pan and cock back the hammer. (5-10 seconds)

9. Aim and fire the gun.

10. Run a couple of cleaning patches down the barrel of the gun. (30-60 seconds)

11. Repeat steps 1-10.

So even if I took the least amount of times from those estimates. I would only have about 1 shot every 2 minutes. Moral of the story: VIDEO GAMES ARE INCREDIBLY UNREALISTIC!!!!
User avatar #197 to #173 - neokun ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Yes but, if the muskets were like that in the game, fuck that.
User avatar #198 to #197 - insanemanoo (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm not saying that the loading should be realistic. Wooyoo said that the loading was realistic, and I was letting him know that he was wrong.
User avatar #228 to #198 - wooyoungkim (11/05/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJMbxZ1k9NQ

3 shots in 46 seconds performed by a re-enactor.
Obviously an actual redcoat would have been drilled much more so he can perform like this during the heat of battle.
#237 to #228 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
>provides proof
>gets thumbed down

somebody is butthurt
User avatar #243 to #237 - wooyoungkim (11/05/2012) [-]
? except I wasn't the one that thumbed him down? He came up with good points and I just retorted.
User avatar #235 to #228 - insanemanoo (11/05/2012) [-]
You may be right, I'm not that experienced with muzzle-loaders. I just think that AC3 has their loading sequence a bit on the fast side. I'm not even saying that's bad, but its just not realistic in my opinion.
User avatar #244 to #235 - wooyoungkim (11/05/2012) [-]
Agreed, looking back I do believe that they load their musket too quickly. And again, the game won't be fun if we have our enemies taking 20 seconds to reload their weapons.
User avatar #222 to #198 - wooyoungkim (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but I will rather appreciate it if I'm not called Wooyoo

Also, I'm sure I read somewhere that British redcoats are known for their rate of fire with their muskets, average firing 2-3 shots per minute, and very experienced troops firing 4 shots per minute; and no, I'm not making this shit up look it up if you have to.

I know how muskets work, I've been in couple of re-enactments. 1 shot per 2 minutes is EXTREMELY slow, unless the soldier was not properly drilled.
User avatar #183 to #173 - talonwooten (11/05/2012) [-]
since when are video games supposed to be realistiv? they are supposed to be fun. and taking two minutes to do all of that doesnt sound too fun to me. so they shortened it.
User avatar #195 to #183 - nightmaren ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
All he's saying is that Wooyo or whatever was incorrect when he said that the musket loading speed was accurate.
User avatar #224 to #195 - wooyoungkim (11/05/2012) [-]
jesus christ, finish my username for christsakes... you have it right infront of you.
User avatar #231 to #224 - nightmaren ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
It's not a big deal. If this upsets you, you should probably drink a liter or two of bleach.
User avatar #242 to #231 - wooyoungkim (11/05/2012) [-]
:P i'm just saying i'm just a bit surprised how people mess something up so easily.
User avatar #247 to #242 - nightmaren ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I didn't mess anything up, bro. I chose not to call you by your full username.
User avatar #190 to #183 - insanemanoo (11/05/2012) [-]
The guy above me said that the loading was "pretty accurate". Personally, I think that its grossly inaccurate. I didn't say that the game should be more realistic. As a matter of fact, I like unrealistic games. I was just saying that anyone who says that the loading sequence in AC3 is accurate is obviously misinformed about how a musket is loaded.
#199 to #190 - talonwooten (11/05/2012) [-]
im sorry. I misunderstood.
User avatar #201 to #199 - insanemanoo (11/05/2012) [-]
Its ok, I misunderstand things all the time.
#204 to #201 - talonwooten (11/05/2012) [-]
one this like time...
#138 to #136 - mooghens (11/05/2012) [-]
Hear! Just about the only realistic thing about the gun in AC2 was the fact that it said bang.
Hear! Just about the only realistic thing about the gun in AC2 was the fact that it said bang.
User avatar #144 to #138 - imnotkickthecat (11/05/2012) [-]
well the design was Altiar, and he got it from the apple, so... yea.
User avatar #128 - cameldwarf (11/05/2012) [-]
I've noticed while climbing buildings while trying to escape they don't need to reload..
#141 to #128 - eternalnightmare ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
At least they still have the "bad guy aim" Throughout the whole campaign I was only shot off a building once.
User avatar #143 to #141 - cameldwarf (11/05/2012) [-]
haha yeah. I've also noticed when you're on a horse they don't reload, and they always hit your horse.
#145 to #143 - eternalnightmare ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Horse takes musket ball up the ass and the runs away from you as if you did it.
User avatar #159 to #145 - cameldwarf (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, a few days ago I got my notoriety up to 3 and couldn't move an inch without being spotted and having combat start. I couldn't get away no matter what I did.
#188 to #159 - eternalnightmare ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
That happened to me a lot. I just ran because with every open combat there is an entire army chasing you.
User avatar #189 to #188 - cameldwarf (11/05/2012) [-]
I try to stay out of combat at all if I can. I hate having to run for 10 minutes before escaping.
User avatar #119 - snivymaster (11/05/2012) [-]
The dynamic of the game required long reload time, otherwise Connor would be shot first thing. Everyone has guns, and if everyone has their sights set on one target, he IS going to die.

Although comment #104 is correct, so it makes sense anyway.
#115 - konradmannen (11/05/2012) [-]
'Murica
User avatar #104 - cowboypony (11/05/2012) [-]
Do you have ANY idea how long it takes a musket to reload in real life? The better part of 2 minutes. Especially the flash pan ones.
User avatar #168 to #104 - thatsnotmyname (11/05/2012) [-]
experienced redcoat musketmen could fire up to five or six shots a minute
User avatar #459 to #168 - cowboypony (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but I don't think any of us are experienced redcoat musketmen.
User avatar #460 to #459 - thatsnotmyname (11/06/2012) [-]
Thats not the point, its talking about in the game how the soldiers fire slowly. And the soldiers are experienced redcoats.
User avatar #461 to #460 - cowboypony (11/06/2012) [-]
You can either have speed or accuracy. What do you think the game developers wanted?
User avatar #462 to #461 - thatsnotmyname (11/06/2012) [-]
What are you trying to say? In the game the enemy soldiers are experienced redcoat soldiers, who were able to fire up to 6 shots a minute. That is historically accurate and also reasonably fast.
User avatar #122 to #104 - icbm (11/05/2012) [-]
Actually it takes less, the "Brown Bess", a flintlock, had a rate of fire of 3-4 rounds/min (depending on how fast you were). Instead a wheel lock, like in AC Brotherhood had about a 1 round/min ROF.
User avatar #458 to #122 - cowboypony (11/06/2012) [-]
But you had to be VERY experienced to get off 4 rounds a minute. Not to mention, you have to clean it after ever 5 shots.
User avatar #100 - notboobies (11/05/2012) [-]
well blocked those 9fags ip's
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