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User avatar #54 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
This happens when you man get up and actually do **** . Its not hard to lose ******* weight.
User avatar #55 to #54 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
Not taking credit from this guy. Hes the ******* man.
User avatar #115 to #55 - dustyshane (11/01/2012) [-]
Especially if you're young. It gets easier as you go on, You can get like that in about a year.
#50 - deathil (10/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #49 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
pics?
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User avatar #88 to #67 - notevenmad (10/31/2012) [-]
>volleyball

bro, try wrestling.. it will ******* kill you
User avatar #107 to #88 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yes.
This.

Do you wrestle now?
#108 to #107 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
Yep. Practice officially started monday. I'm sore.
Yep. Practice officially started monday. I'm sore.
User avatar #112 to #108 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah lol, I was sore for 9 years straight it seems like. What weight are you?
User avatar #113 to #112 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
currently at 145, might try and drop the weight. what i really wanna do though is gain weight and go up to about 155-160. I'm 16 atm also.
User avatar #116 to #113 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh nice I wrestled at 145 my freshman year (4 years ago), then gained to 152 my sophmore/junior year, then I lost a **** load of fat (cut down to 8% from 11%) and wrestled the 145 class at 141-144 pounds all senior year. Made it to regionals then got raped.
User avatar #120 to #116 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
i'm telling ya man, guys our weight can be big as **** ! but the thing is, that's more of weight lifting muscle, which is sorta more for show, wrestlers have the true strength, like, the muscle underneath the muscle. idk if you get what i'm saying.

and you shocked me, i thought FJ was full of a bunch of skinny emo haired kids lol.

And i just moved schools, the school i'm at currently won state last year so i have to step it up big time haha.
User avatar #123 to #120 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean. Its called lean muscle. We lifted in the weight room but everyone else was more concerned with how much they could get up and not strength training. I pretty much lifted for reps all four years because strength is what matters.
I WOULD post a picture of my physique but I dont want to be thumbed to hell lol.
User avatar #124 to #123 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
finally someone who gets it! ahh, people who are so concerned about looks should go back to football. haha! jk ..
User avatar #128 to #124 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
hahahaa thats so funny you say that, we used to always give the football players **** because they would have max days where they just lifted for 5-4-3-2-1 reps...literally just for size, which is good for football, but not as effective on the field. Just for weight gaining.
User avatar #129 to #128 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
yeah, wrestling you gotta have physical and mental strength, looking buff as hell, but getting thrown around by a kid that looks half your size would be embarrasing.. haha
User avatar #131 to #129 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah we would wrestle the football team every other week to give THEM a workout lmao. I always loved those days. Our 45, 52, and 60 classes could handle their 180-200 pounders, it was hilarious.
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#95 to #89 - notevenmad (10/31/2012) [-]
wrestling, and puberty did the trick for me.. wrestling made my chest and shoulders bigger, i think my shoulders are pretty broad. but the thing that made my chest pump out more was, during wrestling, even the slightest **** up by anyone, the coach would make up stay in push ups position for 2 minutes, and do like 10 pushups in between those 2 minutes. Sorry i accidently english in that paragraph im eating and holy **** i dont have the patience to be a grammar fag omg i love subway omg yum but yeah pic related its me
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User avatar #105 to #101 - notevenmad (10/31/2012) [-]
i getcha! i'm not even joking with you man.. wrestling kicked my ass everyday. if you've wrestled before at home or anywhere with like friends, you know that wrestling for 2 minutes is exhausting. there was one point in wrestling practice where we were in a group of 4 (including me) i was number 1, partner was number 2, etc. the guy with the number 1 had to wrestle all the other guys non stop then it went to the number 2 wrestle everybody. so there was one point i wrestled for 12 minutes straight. i couldnt feel anything .. lol . and to top it off, i heard "OK LINE IT UP" and when i heard that i knew i was gonna throw up. It means to line up on one side of the mat, and do suicides there and back 3 times, then another weight class goes, then you go again.. i've never had my legs feel like jello until then jesus christ
User avatar #97 to #95 - notevenmad (10/31/2012) [-]
and i currently weigh 145 lbs at the moment at the height of 5'11
User avatar #72 to #67 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
lol you were a little 15 yr old. Its cool I was too. Got any pics now?
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User avatar #80 to #77 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
nice, stop all the cardio though; you should lift.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
no homo
User avatar #53 to #49 - usmcoorah (10/31/2012) [-]
stone? how heavy is 1 stone?
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User avatar #61 to #58 - usmcoorah (10/31/2012) [-]
So around 12-13 pounds, thanks.
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User avatar #111 to #65 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Eh I was close. 6.3 x 2.2 = 13.86. I did that in my head and I'm running on 4 hours of sleep lol.
#48 - pinkiepiethecunt (10/31/2012) [-]
Yer but now he can't dance like this
Yer but now he can't dance like this
#45 - CptSoapMacTavish (10/31/2012) [-]
I have the utmost respect for that man for making effort to improve the quality of life for both him and his family.
#44 - longusernameftw (10/31/2012) [-]
**longusernameftw rolled a random image posted in comment #1393090 at MLP Friendly Board ** *Steroids
#43 - dehymenator (10/31/2012) [-]
Well done.
Well done.
User avatar #41 - ronyx (10/31/2012) [-]
People give me weird looks when i bike to college. Biches don't know I have lost 10 pounds in little over a month.
User avatar #39 - samthediv (10/31/2012) [-]
I lost 36 lbs over summer.
Turns out I have a ******* high metabolism, it's just that im too lazy to work out...


and getting hit by a car. that helped a bit too
#37 - satrenkotheone (10/31/2012) [-]
MFW I got the same amount of willpower like an autumn leaf.
#150 to #37 - jakeattack (11/01/2012) [-]
well that leaf used to be green didnt it? so it changed
User avatar #42 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/31/2012) [-]
there are a few bad ass leafs still on the trees even after all that wind from he hurricane
#33 - laxxy (10/31/2012) [-]
calories.                                    Get it???
calories. Get it???
User avatar #31 - iamcraig ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
Go away Jason Segel.
#29 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
I've lost 34 lbs. in the past 5 months.   
   
   
Feels good man.
I've lost 34 lbs. in the past 5 months.


Feels good man.
#204 to #29 - Peirs (11/01/2012) [-]
Hell yeah 						*****					! I've lost 65 lbs in about a year. Nothing feels better than losing weight!
Hell yeah ***** ! I've lost 65 lbs in about a year. Nothing feels better than losing weight!
#100 to #29 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2012) [-]
about 20 in a month just because i started to walk around more and socialize.
User avatar #104 to #100 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, I wasn't grossly overweight. Eating healthy is like 70% of losing weight. I might only lose another 10-15 lbs., but it's still something to work towards. Every weigh-in fuels my drive to succeed further.
User avatar #119 to #104 - overweight (11/01/2012) [-]
I'm not gross. That's rude.
User avatar #59 to #29 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
17lbs in 6 weeks
User avatar #79 to #59 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
Well it depends on how much extra weight you're carrying.
#52 to #29 - dragstar (10/31/2012) [-]
ive gained 20kgs in the same timeperiod

Feels bad man
#66 to #52 - dragstar (10/31/2012) [-]
but whateva, people always come up to me like; Wow, 100kg of pure muscle, and im like;please, theres one muscle you havent seen yet'. ANd shes like, what', and im like [naughty face] , and shes like,a penis is not a muscle', and then i eat some more chips :(
#36 to #29 - devonera (10/31/2012) [-]
Good work man! I've lost 100 pounds over the last year. Feels damn good!
#38 to #36 - ambyrjayde (10/31/2012) [-]
Hey, me to! well 107!
#34 to #32 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
You know what? It IS good for me. I am 						*******					 proud of myself.
You know what? It IS good for me. I am ******* proud of myself.
User avatar #64 to #34 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
Congrats on weight loss but 34 in 5 months is little progress. Don't get me wrong bro great job
User avatar #130 to #64 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
34 pounds in 5 months isnt "little progress" LOLOL.....you serious right now? Youre counting water weight. Weigh yourself as soon as you wake up every morning, thats how you avoid measuring water weight. You can fluctuate up to 9 pounds in water weight every day.
User avatar #274 to #130 - jalthelas (11/01/2012) [-]
I weigh in every Saturday morning... I lost all my water weight the first week, about 6 lbs. I've been naturally losing weight these past 5 months. Just regular exercise and healthy eating. No ridiculous diets or extreme workouts.
User avatar #142 to #130 - zepplien (11/01/2012) [-]
*IF* I count my water weight I can say I lost 40 lbs. Your broscience is through the roof. Your water weight cant add up to 10lbs. 6 probably at most. 34 in 5 months is little progress. In 5 months you can lose 50-65. Which is what he should be aiming for.
User avatar #282 to #142 - jalthelas (11/01/2012) [-]
What if I don't have 50-65 lbs. to lose?
User avatar #148 to #142 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
I don't know what textbooks youre reading or wikipedia page you have pulled up, but 50-65 pounds is just not realistic if youre going at it all natural with just diet and exercise. And actually, I would fluctuate 7-9 pounds during wrestling season every day in water weight through sweat. So yeah, it can add up to 10lbs if youre hydrated.
User avatar #227 to #148 - zepplien (11/01/2012) [-]
I cut for wrestling and I weighed in before and after every workout. I would only see 3-5 diference. Unrealistic? Really? Diet and good exercise. Real mother ******* training will get you there. I've seen it happen. Unrealistic is just what faggots like you want to say when they're too scared to work hard and want to tell people **** they dont know about.
#305 to #227 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
LOL. I know all about working hard buddy. You think this was from not working my ass off? Now please, continue to tell me about things you know nothing about.
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User avatar #317 to #316 - usmcoorah (11/03/2012) [-]
Lmfao. Thank you madam......or sir.
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User avatar #319 to #318 - usmcoorah (11/04/2012) [-]
Lmfao. Well whatever floats your boat dude, I aint gonna hate.
User avatar #306 to #305 - zepplien (11/01/2012) [-]
HA. Implying you worked for that. Odds are its genetics. If you really knew the meaning of hard work you wouldnt use a tatoo to flaunt it
#307 to #306 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Its a motivated tattoo for the Marine Corps. Want me to post a picture of what I was given through genetics? I can do that too, and I was a scrawny **** . This was me beginning of freshman year in highschool...dont mind the long ass hair.
User avatar #308 to #307 - zepplien (11/02/2012) [-]
y-y-you win
User avatar #309 to #308 - usmcoorah (11/02/2012) [-]
lmao thank you. I went to the gym for a few weeks with a friend just for the hell of it, saw some results and I loved the confidence it gave me, so I just kept going.
User avatar #310 to #309 - zepplien (11/02/2012) [-]
Yeah in my weight loss(nothing compared to your bulk) I stared losing to make 112(this was my freshman year) and what kept me going was even the smallest results.
User avatar #314 to #310 - usmcoorah (11/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, it feels good to see results. It also helps in the female department too haha.
User avatar #315 to #314 - zepplien (11/02/2012) [-]
Definitely. The confidence I have now is nothing compared to then haha.
User avatar #74 to #64 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm currently 6'1", 199.4


My bro is 5'11, 190, and that's his plateau.
User avatar #83 to #74 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
Damnn pics?
User avatar #84 to #83 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
of you nh
#91 to #84 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
Ladies, please contain your orgasms.
User avatar #93 to #91 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm still losing about 2 lbs. per week.


We think I'll plateau between 185-190.
User avatar #92 to #91 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
Ah. Are you still on your weight loss?
User avatar #94 to #92 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
Comment #93.
User avatar #56 to #34 - usmcoorah (10/31/2012) [-]
You just killed me with your awesome.
User avatar #47 to #34 - TheCodFather (10/31/2012) [-]
May I ask what diet regulations you provide for yourself?



I tried lowering carbs but, carbs make the best quick easy cheao meals :(
User avatar #69 to #47 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
Fat-free, low-sugar, low-carb
Caged-free / antibiotic free eggs
Rice: 2 days per week
Pasta: 1 day per week
Meat: Beef - 1 day per week, Fish - 3 days per week, Chicken - 2 days per week, Pork - Once a month, Turkey - Substitute anywhere (ex. use ground turkey in spaghetti sauce instead of ground beef)
Vegetables: Carrots - one meal per day, Green leafy often (All you can eat)

Workout: Cardio 6 days/week, Weight Training 3 days/week

And my older brother (an Air Force civilian) makes workout sheets for me to use for a couple of weeks at a time.
User avatar #301 to #69 - TheCodFather (11/01/2012) [-]
Isn't pasta and rice really high in carbs?
User avatar #303 to #301 - jalthelas (11/01/2012) [-]
Rice is really good for you, and you only have pasta once a week, so it's not bad.
User avatar #71 to #69 - jalthelas (10/31/2012) [-]
And keep calorie count between 1,800 and 2,000 a day.
User avatar #90 to #71 - grahamernazi (10/31/2012) [-]
You're why I keep faith in humanity. A person who blamed his diet for his weight. I give you thumbs and hope!
User avatar #68 to #47 - zepplien (10/31/2012) [-]
Cheat meals are a big no in losing weight.
User avatar #46 to #34 - ost (10/31/2012) [-]
You should be, you magnificent piece of awesome.
#40 to #34 - aviatrix (10/31/2012) [-]
******* THIS.

Every single one of you ************* should be this confident. Feeling beta and fat? Get out there and kick that **** in the face. Too much work? Deal with it. Life's a bitch. Then you die. Don't spend it whining about how unfair it all is. Anyway, good work man.
#259 to #40 - FJrulez (11/01/2012) [-]
**** YEAH!! Best and most fun thing that
s happened to me since September last year is getting a gym membership. Have started seeing results, and I can now say that I indeed DO lift. Plus, nothing feels better than knowing you're active and not a totally lazy person :).
#51 to #40 - cryptolyte (10/31/2012) [-]
Ever hear of depression?
User avatar #109 to #51 - xwilly (11/01/2012) [-]
Low willpower is depression.
"Oh I'm sad/angry at myself/other people/etc."
"Instead of doing something about it, I'm going to be a little bitch and cry about it."

I was like you, then I took charge of my life.
I started going to the gym, eating healthier, cut my justin beiber faggot hair, picked up the guitar, studied more, put myself into social situations, made an effort.

I needed an asshole to tell me to wake the **** up and take charge.
Well guess what, I'm your asshole. Make sure that your life is a happy one.

Are you living a story that is worth telling?

User avatar #269 to #109 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh yeah thanks. I'll just go and suddenly remove all my angst, anger and sadness willy ******* nilly. Because depressions the easiest thing to get over. All I have to do is amass thousands of dollars so my family doesn't get kicked out of my house, get over almost crippling social anxiety and then I too can be just like every other person.

No.
User avatar #139 to #109 - thepyras (11/01/2012) [-]
The taking charge of your life thing is good advice, but I don't think you ever were legitimately depressed or even know what depression is.
User avatar #28 - addictakilla (10/31/2012) [-]
My gym teacher made some kid lose 100 lbs two years ago.
#30 to #28 - alonetime (10/31/2012) [-]
michelle obama should know about that

he'll get an award or something and fame to your school for a while
User avatar #26 - siltz (10/31/2012) [-]
Inspiring, to say the least.
#24 - amuk (10/31/2012) [-]
the girls in his pics get uglier as he gets more buff
the girls in his pics get uglier as he gets more buff
#27 to #24 - Womens Study Major (10/31/2012) [-]
they're different girls, ******
User avatar #23 - clifford (10/31/2012) [-]
Takes the FUNNY out of FUNNYJUNK srsly why don't kim jong make a website named feeljunk so I don't have to see this **** it's not funny so red thumb for you inb4 red thumbs.
User avatar #22 - tinkotin (10/31/2012) [-]
the pictures are in reverse.
#21 - samoaspider ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
i wish i had willpower...
i wish i had willpower...
User avatar #35 to #21 - mrhumperdoodle (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm in the same boat. I gained 5 pounds in 4 days one time just due to my lack of willpower
User avatar #17 - suprconfederateman (10/31/2012) [-]
are all fat people handsome if they become ripped or just not fat
User avatar #18 to #17 - deathstare (10/31/2012) [-]
That's pretty much it. Most obese people don't go the extra effort to become skinny for themselves, but if someone accepts them and loves them, they want to become skinny for them. And yes, there are a lot of supermodels hiding underneath rolls of fat.
#19 to #18 - suprconfederateman (10/31/2012) [-]
so your telling me that when it comes to fat people that theres
"More than meets the eye"
User avatar #20 to #19 - deathstare (10/31/2012) [-]
They're models in disguise
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