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User avatar #103 - supadupaegg (10/31/2012) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #105 to #104 - supadupaegg (10/31/2012) [-]
thanks brah
#102 - drmcninja (10/31/2012) [-]
Very true. But just being offensive doesn't mean you're threatening some long-held absurd belief. Sometimes youre just being a dick.
User avatar #100 - drakesblood (10/31/2012) [-]
Being an offensive **** doesn't make you any better...
#94 - pterodactylz (10/31/2012) [-]
Story time guys, this post sums up my day.

I work at a ****** americanized italian food restaurant. The rest of the kitchen staff and I usually ******** in down time; telling jokes, giving each other **** , fake fights, the usual **** a kitchen staff would do.

New kid, white 23 year old prissy dude, working with all of us tonight. Gets mad at our "overly racial" behavior, and our "constant berating of each other". He claims its so bad he cannot work, and walks out.

Mfw this guy got "offended", or rather used it as an excuse, to get out of work and simultaneously trippled my workload for the rest of the night.

tl;dr i hate working with over-sensitive jackasses.
#111 to #94 - paesani (10/31/2012) [-]
It's ok bro, ******** are everywhere. Look a the bright side, your kitchen is now ********** .
#187 to #111 - pterodactylz (10/31/2012) [-]
Indeed ******** are everywhere. I try to keep positive, but they let the little ****** have his job back scott-free. So sadly, the kitchen is, in fact, not ********** .

Thanks for letting me vent anyway, FJ. This is why I love this site.
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User avatar #83 - dashdashdash (10/31/2012) [-]
Since when is being respectful a bad thing?
I think everyone should respect each other, no matter how strange their culture/beliefs may be.
User avatar #139 to #83 - atrocitustheking (10/31/2012) [-]
It's been said, don't get so tolerant you tolerate intolerance. Some things are worth saying: "NO, you are wrong and what you are doing is wrong." Our problem is knowing when to say "enough is enough" and to whom.
User avatar #140 to #139 - dashdashdash (10/31/2012) [-]
As long as the person in happy with his beliefs/culture, and he's not harming anybody, I think it's fine.

For example, eating dogs in China, I would NEVER eat a dog, but It's their culture and they're happy with it, so I let them be.
User avatar #141 to #140 - atrocitustheking (10/31/2012) [-]
as long as they're not harming somebody

Exactly. That's just it. When someone says: Hey, maybe you should stop beating the **** out of your wife. I don't care if it offends the wifebeater, or if someone wants to outlaw gay marriage, it's just, NO, **** off, leave them alone. Their marriage doesn't affect you.

Besides, if it offends you, change the channel, turn the dial or pick up your roll of quarters and leave the booth. Free speech is free speech for everyone, so even "offensive" stuff must be protected, lest the right is endangered for all.
User avatar #145 to #141 - dashdashdash (10/31/2012) [-]
I agree, but I don't a wife beater would be offended by telling to stop beating, that's like a serial killer getting offended when you tell him to stop killing.

User avatar #147 to #145 - atrocitustheking (10/31/2012) [-]
It's just an example, I guess I'm just not a cultural relatavist. Some things are better. Freedom of Speech is better than censorship, rule of law vs. mob mentality, gender equality over women being stoned to death.
#107 to #83 - anonymous (10/31/2012) [-]
Not everyone deserves respect.
User avatar #123 to #107 - dashdashdash (10/31/2012) [-]
Is being nice a bad thing?
User avatar #122 to #107 - dashdashdash (10/31/2012) [-]
and what gives the right to disrespect people?
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#116 to #71 - holypiez (10/31/2012) [-]
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#87 to #71 - sidathon (10/31/2012) [-]
**sidathon rolls 25**
**sidathon rolls 25**
#88 to #87 - sidathon (10/31/2012) [-]
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#89 to #88 - sidathon (10/31/2012) [-]
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#115 to #89 - holypiez (10/31/2012) [-]
*5 mins before*
*5 mins before*
#70 - sadf (10/31/2012) [-]
If you cover the guys face from the nose down it looks a lot like Joseph Gordon-Levitt
User avatar #62 - eyeballfrog (10/31/2012) [-]
Just because you got thumbs doesn't mean your content was funny.
User avatar #51 - CRosBY (10/31/2012) [-]
And being offensive won't earn you any respect.
User avatar #99 to #51 - fishkrieg (10/31/2012) [-]
sometimes being truthful can be considered being offensive by some
User avatar #76 to #51 - esmebuffay (10/31/2012) [-]
The evidence would suggest it does on the internet, unfortunately.
#49 - Grimey (10/31/2012) [-]
anyone got the link to the interview?
#85 to #40 - winniedawho (10/31/2012) [-]
if anyone here could send me a link to a nice copy of Ted in piratebay or in any other torrent sites, I'm gonna suck your dick internetly.
User avatar #174 to #85 - itsmewaffle (10/31/2012) [-]
Find it yourself, if nobody did under six hours, your hope is lost.
#97 to #85 - dedaluminus (10/31/2012) [-]
Mfw I thought you wrote "suck your dick internally"
User avatar #38 - Shiny ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
Being offended doesn't make you right for the same reason being offensive doesn't make you cool.
User avatar #53 to #38 - makethingsworse (10/31/2012) [-]
"A gentleman is one who never offends another unintentionally."- Oscar Wilde

I have lived my life by these very words.
#45 to #38 - anonymous (10/31/2012) [-]
shut the **** up ******
User avatar #73 to #45 - silasdg (10/31/2012) [-]
I gotta ask... Since it was intentional is anon still a gentleman?
#37 - hipsophobadon (10/31/2012) [-]
I've found usually when someone gets offended it's because they were just proven wrong in some way or the other person is speaking the truth with valid points.
I've found usually when someone gets offended it's because they were just proven wrong in some way or the other person is speaking the truth with valid points.
#90 to #37 - sidathon (10/31/2012) [-]
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#79 to #37 - chonies (10/31/2012) [-]
NO!!! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
User avatar #68 to #37 - theluppijackal (10/31/2012) [-]
I know, rit, Hitler was sooo right about Jews holding us back scientifically
#180 to #68 - theluppijackal (10/31/2012) [-]
>My face when people don't understand that is was a ******* joke
I know how to ******* read. Christ. A joke. Sarcasm. We use it for a reason
#131 to #68 - awesomanium (10/31/2012) [-]
USUALLY   
IT DOESN'T MEAN ALWAYS   
LEARN TO READ
USUALLY
IT DOESN'T MEAN ALWAYS
LEARN TO READ
#80 to #68 - thexxtalonxx (10/31/2012) [-]
Really? I mean... really? What does that past event have to do with his point? What you just said is about as asinine as the following example:

Me: I ******* LOVE peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches.

Retard (You): Hitler ate sandwiches.
User avatar #95 to #80 - theluppijackal (10/31/2012) [-]
It's called a joke.
People are offended by hitler
people who are offended are just people proven wrong according to him
I'm saying Hitler proved people wrong that jews are people
User avatar #59 to #37 - mrblueftw (10/31/2012) [-]
i eat chocolate milk and 2 eggs every morning. that gif is driving me ******* crazy
User avatar #52 to #37 - braedenclarkejanze (10/31/2012) [-]
Logic and reason, my friend. Some people just can't stand it used against them.
#42 to #37 - sphinxe (10/31/2012) [-]
MFW that gif
MFW that gif
#35 - ferose (10/31/2012) [-]
MFW people think they have a valid point because they're insulted
MFW people think they have a valid point because they're insulted
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User avatar #30 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/31/2012) [-]
Go on. Try to say that arguing with your girlfriend. I ******* dare you.
#60 to #30 - anonymous (10/31/2012) [-]
You know not all girlfriends are argumentative bitches.
User avatar #77 to #60 - silasdg (10/31/2012) [-]
says the anon.
User avatar #34 to #30 - ThaJewBoy (10/31/2012) [-]
...Good thing my left hand doesn't speak.
User avatar #55 to #34 - makethingsworse (10/31/2012) [-]
Your left hand? You sick bastard! She's just a girl!
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User avatar #32 to #31 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/31/2012) [-]
Don't even tell me.
User avatar #41 to #32 - ScottP (10/31/2012) [-]
Yeah I've kinda' just given up on winning with my girlfriend...
#25 - jacksatan (10/31/2012) [-]
relevant
User avatar #47 to #25 - thepyras (10/31/2012) [-]
This is something twelve year olds say who believe themselves to be much more enlightened than their parents.
User avatar #63 to #47 - lolollo (10/31/2012) [-]
What the **** is THAT supposed to mean you insensitive ******* ?
#96 to #63 - anonymous (10/31/2012) [-]
Probably referencing how it seems most people on Funnyjunk think they're intellectually superior to everyone. Wasn't that the whole point of all the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" facebook posts?
User avatar #91 to #63 - RandomAnonGuy (10/31/2012) [-]
Hey man, been a while.
User avatar #172 to #91 - lolollo (10/31/2012) [-]
I don't remember usernames too well, who're you?
User avatar #189 to #172 - RandomAnonGuy (11/01/2012) [-]
We got into a religious debate a while ago. For a while we were both butthurt then we just started joking around. We ended up talking about things like how your heart was pure kim jongium and how people ought to stay out of one anothers romantic interests.
User avatar #190 to #189 - lolollo (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh yeah. To be honest a lot of my butthurt debates end like that. I start to lose interest and all of my ***** just don't fly out of the window.
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User avatar #66 to #63 - thepyras (10/31/2012) [-]
It means that the picture sounds horribly arrogant, and I doubt it has ever been said in a situation in which it was necessary. More likely it is the reasoning of a child that thinks he or she is smarter than everyone else.
User avatar #67 to #66 - lolollo (10/31/2012) [-]
No, what you said was " ******* don't belong in this country".

The **** is all that about?
User avatar #69 to #67 - thepyras (10/31/2012) [-]
Murca is the land of the white and that's the way it always will be!
#14 - galkawhm (10/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #14 - Hypochef (10/31/2012) [-]
Ah **** looks like I'm digging out my VCR to watch some sword in the stone!
#43 to #16 - finishhimlarry (10/31/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Hey guess what, they fixed that problem.
User avatar #154 to #43 - Hypochef (10/31/2012) [-]
as olioh said it just isn't the same, but doesn't really matter anyways since I own the movie, have a VCR and don't mind hooking it up and watching it instantly along with the all the other VHS disney movies I have. Time for some Nostalgia folks!
User avatar #75 to #43 - olioh (10/31/2012) [-]
its just not the same!
User avatar #152 to #75 - Hypochef (10/31/2012) [-]
Exactly!
User avatar #10 - Deavas (10/31/2012) [-]
im sorry if i said something that makes you think i should apologize.
User avatar #8 - mrvalane ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
WHEATON!
User avatar #11 to #8 - joshlols (10/31/2012) [-]
It's Ricky Gervais, cock muncher
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