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#11 - stiffbeefyone (10/30/2012) [-]
**stiffbeefyone rolled a random image posted in comment #8142 at Animated GIFs ** what i would have done
**stiffbeefyone rolled a random image posted in comment #8142 at Animated GIFs ** what i would have done
#9 - selfdenyingbeggar ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
Put hands in pockets to prevent spaghetti from falling and rest your belly on her back so her ass can have acces to your penis. Thnk me later, bro.
User avatar #8 - darkoblivion ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
this actually happened to me during my middle school dance... walked into a girl's ass while she was basically grinding on no one and just walked away because that's what i was doing and i didn't know how to capitalize on the situation when it occured.
User avatar #7 - kairuzesu (10/30/2012) [-]
first you have to build a time machine, because there is no way you were able to take this photo, edit it, upload it, and still remain in that position for the whole time.

then you go back in time

after the photo is taken and old you leaves ask her out as the new improved time travelling you

if she has even heard of dr. who her pants will hit the ground so hard there will be a tiny crater where she stands

however the first time this happens you will climax way too early

so you'll have to go back in time again using the time machine the old you has now just built to stop him from doing the same thing you did, and when you ask her out this time you'll be ready and not climax too soon

you'll take her out to a nice dinner at your favorite place, but after some talk you will find you have no interest in her despite her still being in love with you being a timelord.

you will break up with her but not feel sad because in the end you have a freaking time machine!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #6 - lfunnymanl ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
that's a guy. hump it with all your might
User avatar #5 - squalllionhart (10/30/2012) [-]
stab the slut and take her mints
#2 - theoriginalajax (10/30/2012) [-]
**theoriginalajax rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at black and white 2 ** stand there and look like this
#1 - evantheboss (10/29/2012) [-]
You get upset because it was more than likely a dare. And people would, more often than not, dare somebody to do that to the most repulsing person in sight ;P
#186 to #1 - sweateagle (10/30/2012) [-]
Happened to me before.   
   
MFW
Happened to me before.

MFW
#65 to #1 - burnoutlegend (10/30/2012) [-]
This happened to me once, i just screamed I AM NOT AFRAID TO HIT A WOMEN and start randomly thrusting in their general direction.
#17 to #1 - marlykk (10/30/2012) [-]
Yes, and that's where the hope you get upset. Instead of getting upset you should take advantadge of this dare. Start pounding her ass.
#4 to #1 - roflstorm (10/30/2012) [-]
i would like to share the moment you have described.   
> at party   
> whyamIhere.jpg   
> thinking about going home   
> random chick walks up and hugs me   
> life suddenly greater   
   
MFW i watch that cunt skip back to her disappointed cunt friends who proceeded to pull out 5 tens and hand them to her and then point and laugh at me.
i would like to share the moment you have described.
> at party
> whyamIhere.jpg
> thinking about going home
> random chick walks up and hugs me
> life suddenly greater

MFW i watch that cunt skip back to her disappointed cunt friends who proceeded to pull out 5 tens and hand them to her and then point and laugh at me.
#180 to #4 - thisnamefits (10/30/2012) [-]
Bro, i feel sorry for you.

mfw those girls.
#177 to #4 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
haha you ugly ****
User avatar #160 to #4 - babyjesuspwnage (10/30/2012) [-]
Should have taken a **** on the ground right then and there.
User avatar #15 to #4 - madjackwack (10/30/2012) [-]
i hate people
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