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#208
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N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]
am i the only oen who agrees with the statement, screw grammer
#193
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lolzordz (10/30/2012) [-] 
curious question, why does every sentence actually start with a capital letter?
like, whats the roots of it, and the purpose?
like, whats the roots of it, and the purpose?
#187
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bitchplzzz (10/30/2012) [-] I cant even register this. Unless you change the format to .troll
#178
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ghancc (10/30/2012) [-] **ghancc rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at IT HAS BEGUN ** holy fuck I want to murder that girl with this
#221 to #207
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xxkelevraxx (10/30/2012) [-] >You type up resume for a job.
>Nothing is capitalized, at all.
>Employer sees this.
>Ihinks it's written by a 10 year old.
> He laughs, and tosses your application and resume in the garbage.
>This happens a lot.
>You never get called or any interview for a job by anyone.
>You're a broke, jobless loser who trolls the internet.
>Family loses all respect for you and you soon do too.
>You're soon found naked, dead, hanging from your doorknob from a failed self erotic asphyxiation attempt
>Don't end up dead from a failled self erotic asphyxiation attempt and learn to use correct grammar
>Nothing is capitalized, at all.
>Employer sees this.
>Ihinks it's written by a 10 year old.
> He laughs, and tosses your application and resume in the garbage.
>This happens a lot.
>You never get called or any interview for a job by anyone.
>You're a broke, jobless loser who trolls the internet.
>Family loses all respect for you and you soon do too.
>You're soon found naked, dead, hanging from your doorknob from a failed self erotic asphyxiation attempt
>Don't end up dead from a failled self erotic asphyxiation attempt and learn to use correct grammar
#244 to #225
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xxkelevraxx (10/30/2012) [-] "because not capitalizing word mean no success in life" It says life, meaning every aspect of life. Unless your life is nothing but the internet then me implying what I did was 100% correct. Life, to me, means job, family, living OUTSIDE the internet. the internet is a past time, not life.
#253 to #246
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xxkelevraxx (10/30/2012) [-] I'm enjoying my time before I go to work. Besides, since when did I become a hypocrite? You said I implied some things so I proved that I only took what you said in correct context and offered a reason why you could possibly mean it in another way than the way it was presented. I didn't judge your life, just breaking down the information you supplied and offered a reasonable scenario. that being said, I need to get dressed for work. have to be there soon. Later!
#224 to #217
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anonemus (10/30/2012) [-] Industrialized society will expect the highest of it's people, and basic grammar is one of the first steps towards a better life. It may not seem like much, but it makes a giant impact on your life. If you were to not follow the laws of written language, society will constantly hammer in the fact that you need to learn it. Society will stop you from ascending in life.
Or you could just go deal drugs or some shit. Your life, dude.
Or you could just go deal drugs or some shit. Your life, dude.
#229 to #224
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zameckis (10/30/2012) [-] valid point, but have you considered that this place is just a mere funny site?
not somekind of job vacancy?
i fail to see why i should use proper spelling
if society at internet think i'm 12 y'old because of my grammar/spelling
that's cool, we are here just for fun anyway
not somekind of job vacancy?
i fail to see why i should use proper spelling
if society at internet think i'm 12 y'old because of my grammar/spelling
that's cool, we are here just for fun anyway
#233 to #229
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anonemus (10/30/2012) [-] You could have enlightened us to the fact that you only do this on the internet.
Now, before you go all "it was implied" on me, let me tell you this.
Never underestimate others over the internet. There are people that are just that stupid as to not capitalize anything ever. You'll have to excuse me for thinking you were one of them.
Now, before you go all "it was implied" on me, let me tell you this.
Never underestimate others over the internet. There are people that are just that stupid as to not capitalize anything ever. You'll have to excuse me for thinking you were one of them.
#173
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shitshitshit (10/30/2012) [-] pardon my horrible spelling/grammer in this rant
"lol lets kill her"
(just about every dingle berry fuckin person in the comments)
seriously? what is the point, would it not be better to try and tell her that it is a needed part of the language so people can understand you better.
what i have noticed is that in this new world of data and computers, of insane amounts of communication that people have become more and more isolated, blind and hateful, and flat out stupid, and i don't just mean school smarts
i mean the ability to be compassionate caring and logical, to think on our own,
to be our own person...to be a individual, unique human being...yet still be able to integrate and socialize with the other individuals, we have lost that in this new age...we have lost the ability to be truthful but not cruel. In this new world we have lost the ability to better our self's from mistakes to learn from our fuck ups, because we refuse to be wrong, because we assume we know every thing. we complain about the government, yet we rely on them for every thing, we hate them yet we need them.
we are hypocrites or we are blind to our Ouroboros, we obsess over the smallest things and ignore the big problems, we make fun of mass loss of human life, then sob when a pop star dies only to forget them later, we generalize millions of people upon the from the acts of a few, crazy, misguided, people, we take their faces and apply it to millions. we don't ask questions, we don't read in-between the lines, we hand our lives over to a man in a suit and hope he will do the right thing, and then get angry when he dose the "wrong thing" , we condemn children for the sins of a father,
we mock the weak, and hate the strong, we either focus on the past to the point we cant move on, or we refuse to learn from the mistakes of our fathers and end up repeating them.
but, that's just my view on things that i have observed.
-sivad
"lol lets kill her"
(just about every dingle berry fuckin person in the comments)
seriously? what is the point, would it not be better to try and tell her that it is a needed part of the language so people can understand you better.
what i have noticed is that in this new world of data and computers, of insane amounts of communication that people have become more and more isolated, blind and hateful, and flat out stupid, and i don't just mean school smarts
i mean the ability to be compassionate caring and logical, to think on our own,
to be our own person...to be a individual, unique human being...yet still be able to integrate and socialize with the other individuals, we have lost that in this new age...we have lost the ability to be truthful but not cruel. In this new world we have lost the ability to better our self's from mistakes to learn from our fuck ups, because we refuse to be wrong, because we assume we know every thing. we complain about the government, yet we rely on them for every thing, we hate them yet we need them.
we are hypocrites or we are blind to our Ouroboros, we obsess over the smallest things and ignore the big problems, we make fun of mass loss of human life, then sob when a pop star dies only to forget them later, we generalize millions of people upon the from the acts of a few, crazy, misguided, people, we take their faces and apply it to millions. we don't ask questions, we don't read in-between the lines, we hand our lives over to a man in a suit and hope he will do the right thing, and then get angry when he dose the "wrong thing" , we condemn children for the sins of a father,
we mock the weak, and hate the strong, we either focus on the past to the point we cant move on, or we refuse to learn from the mistakes of our fathers and end up repeating them.
but, that's just my view on things that i have observed.
-sivad
#180 to #173
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catzombie (10/30/2012) [-]
This is the internet. And on FJ. Everybody's pretty much anonymous and dont know each other in real life. So they say "Lets kill her" and stuff. If the were on facebook, they wouldn't even comment. If they knew her in real life, bet they'd try to fuck her and get friendzoned.
Thing is, people act differently online and in real life. Nobody really wants to kill her. It's a joke.
Thing is, people act differently online and in real life. Nobody really wants to kill her. It's a joke.
#185 to #151
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catzombie (10/30/2012) [-] Looking at the left girl's face, the tits, or the hands squeezing the tits didn't give me a boner. It's the old woman's face (particularly the mouth) during the squeeze that got me hard. The face she makes right when closing her eyes, something about that shows me she's really putting pressure and passion into the squeeze, and when you look at the hands, you don't really see that much force....Also the young girl's face perfectly matches the scenario too. They are both good actresses. Anyway, just wanted to share how I felt about this gif.
inb4 cool story bro.
inb4 cool story bro.
#182 to #176
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catzombie (10/30/2012) [-]
Doesnt look like a porno, but some type of convention. At the beginning of the gif, there's a camera flash. Girl with the tits is smiling so clearly happily letting the woman do that, but something tells me she wouldn't let a man do it. The woman is probably part of the "act" and not some random person...
#192 to #191
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catzombie (10/30/2012) [-]
Wait.. you can't go if your under 19?
By convention, I really mean ANY CONVENTION. Never been to an auto show, comic con, video game convention, or anything related to a convention of any sort....
But porn convention is top priority. I've seen shit on tv and gifs, wanna see it in real life. Need time and location close to me.. and friends who are horny enough to come.
By convention, I really mean ANY CONVENTION. Never been to an auto show, comic con, video game convention, or anything related to a convention of any sort....
But porn convention is top priority. I've seen shit on tv and gifs, wanna see it in real life. Need time and location close to me.. and friends who are horny enough to come.
