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User avatar #25 - Faz (10/30/2012) [-]
Mouth wash is left unattended in the bathroom where as alcohol should be out of the reach of children.
User avatar #24 - Gandalfthewhite (10/30/2012) [-]
i doubt kids would continue drinking the vodka, they'll probably throw up after the first taste or something
User avatar #22 - dovahkiinsteve (10/30/2012) [-]
My Listerine doesn't have a childproof cap.
#21 - smittywrbmnjnsn (10/30/2012) [-]
Well, you won't make money when a person drinks a quarter of the bottle, and then can't figure out how to open it again!
User avatar #19 - splendiddust (10/30/2012) [-]
its because the blue stuff has alcahol in it... wait
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#15 - gwynfyd (10/30/2012) [-]
If you drink a bottle of vodka you'll be drunk as hell.   
   
If you drink a bottle of mouthwash you might die.    
   
That's why there's a child cap on it.    
   
also it might be because what Iron wrote.    
   
I don't even doctor
If you drink a bottle of vodka you'll be drunk as hell.

If you drink a bottle of mouthwash you might die.

That's why there's a child cap on it.

also it might be because what Iron wrote.

I don't even doctor
User avatar #68 to #15 - inetus (10/30/2012) [-]
A kid wouldn't be even able to get through half of a bottle of vodka. They'd die. Most people would most likely die if they drank a whole bottle of vodka in one sitting
#84 to #68 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
What kind of wuss you are not able to drink 0,7 l bottle of vodka ? 1,5 litres of raw 40% alcohol is the most what i can drink in 7 hours. finnfag here.
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#23 to #15 - derpit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #35 to #23 - weedz (10/30/2012) [-]
u wot m8
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#41 to #35 - derpit **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #41 - localcatbarber (10/30/2012) [-]
You gon' die.
User avatar #16 to #15 - MoThunda (10/30/2012) [-]
if a child drank a bottle of vodka, they'd probably die too
#17 to #16 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
Because a child would want to keep drinking after the first sip.
User avatar #53 to #17 - nightmayor (10/30/2012) [-]
My 6 year old brother steals my dads beers sometimes. I know it's not as bad as Vodka but the kid Chugs them.
User avatar #87 to #53 - lillamy (10/30/2012) [-]
A lot of children like the taste or beer. Though I've never heard of a child that likes vodka.
#42 to #17 - taurusguy (10/30/2012) [-]
I have to agree with anon here, even if a kid drank beer the kid wouldnt want to keep drinking.
#20 to #17 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
The same goes for Listerine. **** tastes like fire
#94 to #20 - angelious (10/30/2012) [-]
yeah but listerine is poisonous when swallowed unlike the first sip of vodka...
User avatar #104 to #94 - thehardcorechimp (10/30/2012) [-]
I swallowed listerine once and I lived to tell the tale
#106 to #104 - angelious (10/30/2012) [-]
didnt say it was deadly


just sayed there is bigger chance of dying than when you drink a sip of vodka
User avatar #167 to #106 - helidead (10/30/2012) [-]
SAYED
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User avatar #12 - ArkansasDave (10/30/2012) [-]
>be me, 9 years old (1997, I think)
>celebrating Easter with Russian Rroma family
>see uncles talk to dad
>no ***** given
>keep eating bomb ass pilmeni
>they put glass of water in front of me and stare
>already have soda, but whatever
>slam back whole glass
>not water
>am a man, now
User avatar #11 - nachobeldavid (10/30/2012) [-]
In reality, if you got kids, your drinking days are over.
User avatar #13 to #11 - ArkansasDave (10/30/2012) [-]
Correction: In reality, if you got kids, AND are an even halfway decent parent, THEN your drinking days are over.
User avatar #9 - imakejewburgers (10/30/2012) [-]
It would be to hard to open the bottle if you were drunk.
#8 - sausageplant (10/30/2012) [-]
If a child could choose between a colorful drink and something that looks like water I'm pretty sure it would pick the colorful one.
#10 to #8 - poopyloopy (10/30/2012) [-]
I do that to every doll my hands ever reach.
User avatar #6 - lolwatthe (10/30/2012) [-]
Drunk people would have a hard time drinking the vodka if they had a child cap on.
User avatar #3 - buttseckss (10/29/2012) [-]
No child cap because in Russia only pussies don't drink after age of conception.
#2 - toastableduckling (10/29/2012) [-]
Because children can get mouthwash much easier than alcohol.
#7 to #2 - captnpl (10/30/2012) [-]
False
The active ingredient in most brand of mouthwash is alcohol.
#29 to #7 - elcapiltan (10/30/2012) [-]
Bartender: What can i get you?
Me: A shot of mouthwash
User avatar #4 to #2 - blayneket (10/29/2012) [-]
**blayneket rolls 97**
Just that if they were smart enough to go buy it.. they could probably get the cap off.
User avatar #1 - poorjew (10/29/2012) [-]
Because it's from Russia.
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